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I always thought along the lines of gravity falls or adventure time or something. Or that shitty httyd recap animation. That was awesome I think that style is perfect for it

i think they should animate a book accurate httyd show in a mix of the style of like nimona and voltron and avatar i just think any one of those would work so well

Just posted a fic about the httyd books u should read it (I've only got the first chapter so forgive me for that but I swear it's good)

Should I make a fishlegs character ai to go with the other 2?

Book 7 gave me nightmares as a kid about getting taken by Norbert the Nutjob and sold into the Viking slave trade and I was petrified of Bearcub's grandma

we always specify the difference between the earlier books and the later books in the HTTYD franchise as "books 1-7 are whimsical, fun child fantasy and books 8-12 are absolutely fucked" but... i don't believe that's true.

the later books are consistently fucked up and complicated and mature and wonderful and tend to leave me with tears in my eyes. the early books trick you into believing that they're fun children's stories and then jumpscare you with the most messed up set of paragraphs you've ever read in your entire fucking life AND THEN just pretend like nothing ever happened.

the books all take place in the same universe, the same fucked up, horrible world. the early books are through the lense of a child who hasn't yet grasped how fucked up the world is, who hasn't been exposed to the fuckery yet. the later books are through the lense of the same child who has now been burdened with Knowledge. once you have the context of the later books, the earlier books start to make too much sense. and holy fuck do they get a lot darker upon reread.

the books are all completely fucked up. the only difference is the consistency at which the books are fucked up.

you know what book seriously messed me up as a kid? book 2. DEAR GODS BOOK 2.

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How would you guys feel if I started writing fanfiction for Heroes of Olympus (HoO) and Percy Jackson (PJO)? No smut (obviously) but I can do fluff, angst, oneshots, ship stuff or whatever requested

Writing my English analytical essay in sparkly gel pen because they won't let me be creative.

Genuinely sick of the department of education because wtf

I've been writing persuasive texts since I was 8 and my current assignment is to write a persuasive essay convincing my teacher that the Simpson's is satire

Could you not tell?

Let me read a book. Let me write a story. I've written the same essay year after year and just changed the subject matter, but it's all still just the same thing with different filler words.

The country wants to trial 10 year olds as adults but we can't talk about that right now, we have more pressing matters like the use of funny silly haha in the Simpson's.

Favourite HTTYD quote?

"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."

This

Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO

If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved

You asked for requests for pjo so... how about seafam? Tyson shows Percy around the cyclops forge in Atlantis and then Poseidon invites them for dinner with Amphitrite and Triton?

I hope you know that I love you.

Warning: not proof read and my phone is broken so I can't see half my screen but I'm trying

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A cloud of colourful mist shrouded the air in front of Percy's face as he walked through the streets of New Rome to run a few errands for Annabeth. She was working on a project for her design class and needed materials which Percy was happy to retrieve while she worked on drawing up a plan. In the cloud of mist formed a tall, somewhat rounded shape, slowly coming into focus as Percy began to recognise the face of his younger half-brother, Tyson. He smiled. "Hey big man! What's up?" He asked, quickly brushing the shaggy hair out of his eyes to see him more clearly. Tyson smiled back, showing the gap between his teeth and the way his eye squinted when he grinned. Percy noticed his hair was shorter. What was formerly a bundle of curly tendrils on his head was now a buzz. Percy wondered if it was a choice or if his hair had caught flame in the forge. Sure cyclopes were fireproof but he wasn't so sure about their hair.

"Brother!" Tyson exclaimed enthusiastically. "No Annabeth?" He asked. Percy chuckled and shook his head, noticing Tyson grow a slight bit dejected. "Not right now, no. I'm running a couple errands for her, but I'll let her know you say hi." He assured him. Tyson nodded, his mood improving. The 2 caught up, sharing stories and little titbits of information. Tyson and Ella had just moved in together and Annabeth had just proposed. "I have a break." Tyson said. "2 weeks."

Percy nodded. "That's awesome. What are you gonna do with it?" Percy asked. He knew Tyson didn't get many breaks. Working in the forges of Atlantis was a demanding job. But he was happy to hear Tyson getting time off. "Would you mind visiting?" Tyson asked. The question surprised Percy. He didn't usually go to Atlantis unless his guidance counsellor was flushing him halfway across the world to talk to his dad about college applications (which were totally unfair by the way). He accepted the offer immediately, never missing an opportunity to see his little brother. Once the call was over he went home and told Annabeth the plan. "That's great." She said supportively. "But did you grab the supplies I asked for?"

The day finally rolled around and Percy was excited to see his brother. He had invited Annabeth to come along but she insisted she had truckloads of homework to do and that he should spend his brother bonding time just with Tyson. He got in his car and drove out to the beach where he got out, got into the water and swam out to the forges. It didn't take long to get there. He could swim at Mach 5 after all. That meant if he had a clear path he could swim around the earth in the same amount of time it'd take to watch shrek. An hour and a half. He remembered when Leo had pointed that out to him and it never fully left his mind.

Once he reached Tyson's house, he scooped him up in a tight hug. His back popped in a few places which his college exam posture greatly thanked him for, his rubs however didn't appreciate the gesture as much as his spine did. Once he was placed down, he and Tyson went outside into the yard and played a bit of soccer. Tyson absolutely destroyed him and Percy thanked nearly every God there was for the fact water gave him super strength because if it didn't he probably would've lost a leg. After a while of this the 2 easily got bored. "We could uhhh. . . Go for a walk?" Percy suggested. "You'd have to be a bit of a tour guide though. I've only been here like, twice." He added, laying on the couch next to Tyson who sat in a large armchair, Ella perched on the back of it. Percy suppressed a giggle. The sight made his brother look like a king of a myth. "I could show you around the forge." Tyson suggested.

"Isn't it your day off?" Percy asked. He didn't understand whytyson would wanna go to his workplace on his day off, but then Percy remembered Tyson actually liked working. He wasn't like him. He did his hobby for work and he was passionate about it so he figured he'd let him show him about.

Tyson led him to the forges, explaining the uses for each knick-knack and doohickey. He even let Percy try hammering a sword which went surprisingly well this time around. He showed him how they cool the weapons after welding and hammering and toiling. It was fun. Once they were done it was time for Percy to go home. The brothers arranged a time to meet up again in about a month and Percy hoped he wouldn't end up in a cuffuffle that prevented the plans from happening. He loved seeing his brother.