Latest Posts by criminal-mindsincorrect - Page 2

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

Emily : Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever the fuck I want

Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned

Reid : Does something stupid

JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot

JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Strauss : So, did none of you noticed that it was a bad idea ?

Rossi : Oh, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

Emily : Someone stole my car

JJ : What ? We have to find him !

Emily : Why ? Now the body in the trunk isn't our problem anymore.

JJ : ...The body ? OUR problem ? WHAT BODY ?

Emily, winking : What body ?

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

JJ : Emily, you can't do that, it's against the law !

Emily, doing it anyway : I AM THE LAW !

JJ : Damn what made you like this ?

Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

JJ : Fuck

Hotch : Language !

Spencer : Shit

Hotch : Language !

Emily : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass ?

Hotch : Language !

Morgan : Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Hotch : Language !

Garcia : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro ?

Hotch :

Hotch : What the fuck ?

Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.

JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?

Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.

Emily : I have an excellent memory ! Name one time I forgot something.

Morgan : You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Emily : I did that on purpose, try again.

Reid : Life is just like a game of chess.

Morgan : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS

Reid : Do you ever get water hungry ?

Hotch : ...Thirsty ?

Reid, nodding : Water hungry.

Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !

Hotch : It's cold ?

Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.

Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.

Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.

Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?

Garcia :

Garcia : Cup.

Morgan : Hey JJ, nice shirt !

JJ : Aw, thanks !

Morgan, smiling : But it would looked better lying on Emily's bedroom floor.

JJ :

Emily : DAMNIT stop hitting on JJ on my behalf !

Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?

Hotch : I'll let them keep you.

Reid : And me ?

Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

Emily : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Reid : You mean cards ?

Emily, slowly sliding a knife out of her sleeve : No, I do not.

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Emily, walking in the room covered in blood

JJ : Oh my god what happened ??

Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.

Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO

Rossi : Here's another one, what does "take out" mean ?

JJ : Food.

Morgan : Dating.

Reid : Murder.

Emily : All three if you're not a coward.

Hotch : Did you buy eggs like I asked ?

Garcia : Even better.

Hotch : What did you-

Garcia, holding up a chicken : Her name is Fluffy !

Emily : The risk I took was carefully calculated.

Rossi : WE ALMOST DIED !

Emily : I never said I was good at math.

Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?

Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?

Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?

Hotch : The room.

Reid : WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES ?

Morgan : What.. Bees ??

Reid : HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Morgan : No it wasn't-

Reid, approaching while violently shaking a jar full of bees

Morgan : WAIT-