Latest Posts by criminal-mindsincorrect - Page 3

Reid : There's nothing worse than someone using big words that they don't understand just to look smart.

Morgan, nodding : I photosynthesize with this.

Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Morgan : What's up with her ?

Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE

JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ

Emily : Do I look nice ?

JJ : You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Emily, walking away : Perfect.

Morgan : ...HOTCH EMILY IS DOING IT AGAIN !

JJ : Spence why are you putting Garcia on a lock down ?

Reid : Because her smile is contagious and I'm trying to be SAD HERE.

Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.

Morgan : What happened to her ?

JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?

Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.

Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.

Rossi : ..Or that.

Reid : I'm such a failure

Emily : Yes, you are

Reid : I screwed up the case

Emily : Yes, you did

Reid : ..I could use some words of encouragement or comfort.

Emily : Yeah.. But you came to me instead of Garcia.

Reid smiling at his phone, watching Bluey with headphones on

Emily, walking behind him : What are you watching ?

Reid, full panic mod, slamming his phone screen on his desk : P*RN. ADULT THINGS. BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME EMILY

The BAU watching Encanto :

Reid : You know, Bruno and I have two things in common.

Emily : Please elaborate.

Reid: I can predict when any of your stupid asses are going to do something bad. And no one talks or gives a shit about Spencer.

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Reid : I kind of want to be kissed. But I also kind of want to be stabbed.

Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.

JJ : Emily nO-

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

While discussing a case :

Rossi : Well, in my experience over the years..

Emily : Rossi, the most experienced things you have is to get on my nerves. And cook pasta.

The BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case :

Morgan : You've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing ?

Reid : I'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION

Emily : I just want someone to take me out

Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?

Emily : Surprise me.

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME

JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

Hotch : I have an issue

The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?

Hotch : What is your date of birth ?

Derek : June 6

Hotch : What year ?

Derek : ..Every year ?

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Reid : So, what's your biggest fear

Derek : Being alone

Reid : pulls Emily into the room

Emily : Guess again, bitch

Judge : How do you plead ?

Emily, looks over to Hotch

Hotch, mouthing : Not guilty

Emily : Hot Milky

Hotch, hitting the desk with his head : For god sake- Just lock her up.

Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

Morgan : I'm not that stupid

Emily, sounding like a narrator : He was, in fact, that stupid.

Emily : Babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight