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Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store
Emily : Hey little guy...
Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.
Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?
Reid : Get a new PhD.
Therapist : No-
Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.
Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?
Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.
Hotch : Work way too much.
Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.
Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-
Emily : Fake death while getting high.
JJ : Close up and be completely silent.
Therapist :
Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.
Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.
Reid : Fancy name for a nap.
Morgan : You know what sucks ?
Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.
Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?
Reid : Black hole.
Morgan :
Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?
Reid : Lava.
Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.
The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.
Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce
Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences
Garcia : No.
Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.
Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".
Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.
Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.
Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?
Emily : A frog in a mixer.
Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-
Garcia :
Emily :
Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-
Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :
Hello people ! A little bit of talking from me, no quote today.
First, THANK YOU so much for the 500 follows ! I started this without expecting it to succeed this much. Thank you so much. And thank you also for not being too hard on writing or grammatical errors, english is not my first language :)
Second, I'm thinking more and more about turning this account into a multi-fandom incorrect quote, or opening a second account for this. As you all could notice, I'm a sucker for wlw, and with the quotes, it's always on the same characters (mostly reid and emily). It would turn into an account on Criminal Minds, Marvel (Natasha, Wanda, Kate, Yelena,.. mostly females I think), maybe even NCIS (Los Angeles too). Maybe some other fandom that I don't think about rn. So what do you all think ? Second account or I change this one ?
Emily : I can't do it. It'd be against my moral code.
Morgan : Your moral code is a damn roulette wheel.
Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?
Reid : I'm depressed
Rossi : Lol me too
Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.
Rossi : No- What's wrong ??
Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.
JJ : Restraining order
Emily : Murder.
Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.
Hotch :
Hotch : You're holding back ??
Garcia : If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie, would it kill me ?
Tara : I mean, only if you die.
Garcia, getting the blender : Imma do it
Rossi : Garcia nO-
Reid : Affection is DISGUSTING.
Reid : Drown me in it
Morgan : Are you sure you're okay, Emily ? You've been acting funny all day.
Emily, with a big smile : Why wouldn't I be, in such a beautiful day, especially with you by my side my lovely friend ?
Morgan :
Morgan, running away : HOTCH, EMILY IS GOING TO BLOW UP
Hotch, finding a bunch of knives every time Emily is somewhere : What's that ??
Emily : That's my emotional support knife collection. To help me deal with people.
Hotch : ...We should be tracking YOU down.
Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).
Rossi :
Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.
Morgan : sneezes
Emily :
Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?
Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.
Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.
Hotch, answering the phone : Hello ?
Emily : It's Emily.
Hotch, sighing : What did she do this time ?
Emily : No it's me, it's Emily.
Hotch : Okay, what did YOU do this time ?
Morgan : Change is inedible.
Reid : Don't you mean inevitable ?
Morgan, spitting out a bunch of pennies : I do not.