Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
Hotch : I have an issue
The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?
Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.
JJ : Emily nO-
Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.
Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude
Reid : Does something stupid
JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot
JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him
Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
Emily : I'm so upset.
Morgan : Why what happened ?
Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.
Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !
Morgan : sneezes
Emily :
Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?
Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.
Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.
Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?
Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help
Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?
Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.
Spencer :
Spencer : I hate you all
Rossi : Here's another one, what does "take out" mean ?
JJ : Food.
Morgan : Dating.
Reid : Murder.
Emily : All three if you're not a coward.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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