automatichuman
21, she/he
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Earth science is just alchemy with extra steps. I mean, just look at our diagrams
Look at these and tell me they're not about finding the rebis.
two of them are literally about dividing and recombining opposing forces and the other two opposing elements! It's alchemy! I tell you!
Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
Ive noticed recently that my generation has... no concept of what the various economic classes actually are anymore. I talk to my friends and they genuinely say things like "at least i can afford a middle class lifestyle with this job because i dont need a roommate for my one bedroom apartment" and its like... oughh
You guys, middle class doesnt mean "a stable enough rented roof over your head," it means "a house you bought, a nice car or two, the ability to support a family, and take days off and vacations every year with income to spare for retirement savings and rainy days." If all you have is a rented apartment without a roommate and a used car, you're lower class. That's lower class.
And i cant help but wonder if this is why you get kids on tumblr lumping in doctors and actors into their "eat the rich" rhetoric: economic amnesia has blinded you to what the class divides actually are. The real middle class lifestyle has become so unattainable within a system that relies upon its existence that theyve convinced you that those who can still reach it are the elites while your extreme couponing to afford your groceries is the new normal.
Took a year to complete this quilt! Pattern is by NASA Astronaut Karen Nyberg called Cupola View. Fabrics used were also designed by Karen, the collection is called Earth Views.
i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
Watch Tracy Chapman Start a Quiet Revolution
You guys may be too young to remember, but I remember tuning in on TV with 600 million other viewers to watch Stevie Wonder live at Wembley Stadium for Nelson Mandela's 70th birthday celebration tribute in 1988. There were technical difficulties and Stevie Wonder couldn't go on yet. The crowd was antsy, milling around, singing their own songs. The TV cameras were rolling and the show had to go on, so TOTALLY UNKNOWN ARTIST TRACY CHAPMAN GOT UP ON STAGE AND PLAYED FAST CAR ARMED WITH ONLY HER GUITAR.
The crowd fell silent. Captivated by the absolute raw honesty and talent on display. Did we know we were witnessing history? A black queer artist who would rocket to fame and win a Grammy for this song the following year? I don't remember.
What I do remember is getting to the end of the song and not caring about Stevie Wonder any more. I wanted to know who this woman was!
Watch Tracy Chapman stun a rowdy crowd into silence:
r/TwoXChromosomes: I told my boyfriend the way he spoke about his parents relationship to my family embarrassed me. He broke up with me three days later…
Zoozve, my beloved
Vasiliy Khudyakov (b. 1983)
Walrus By: Fred Bruemmer From: Natural History Magazine 1977
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
What's up with Pluto these days you know anything?
The planet, the dog, or the god? In any case the answer is “Between jobs.”
Trying out something different for the clouds~
Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around
What is something to look for in 2024?
Things to look forward to next year (or if reblogging in 2025, tag yourself with which one was your favorite):
Vladimir Putin admits he is not from St. Petersburg Russia, but St. Petersburg Florida.
Hollow Knight: Silksong is cancelled after Epic Games demands 150% of its profits.
Donald Trump's anus prolapses during a debate. He lies and says it didn't, and keeps debating until he passes out.
Joe Biden resigns so that Kamala Harris can prove her worth as the new president.
Kamala Harris names Tom Hanks as her VP.
Kamala Harris resigns so that Tom Hanks can prove his worth as the new president.
Dune Part 2 is cancelled by Warner Bros for a tax deduction. Timothée Chalamet rallies the extras to attack Warner Bros HQ, David Zaslav is eaten by a sandworm during the fight.
The Summer Olympics are canceled due to Covid. Not the disease, but athlete Covid Johnson Jr, who should've known not to light the torch that way in public.
The European Union breaks up due to a fight that began on stage at the Eurovision Song Contest over a performance of Sweden's controversial ballad, "Hej Estland, du luktar som Lutefisk."
Apple Vision Pro bombs due to its price, which is several times the gross national product of Canada, per unit.
Canada is annexed by Denmark when it tries to buy an Apple Vision Pro.
Tom Hanks is elected president of the United States of America.
Tom Hanks foots the bill for a release of Hollow Knight: Silksong on Steam and Nintendo Switch, becoming the most popular president in history.
The character of "Mickey Mouse" Enters the public domain.
Disney violently overthrows popular president Tom Hanks, starting the Second American Civil War and retaining the rights to Mickey Mouse.
The Second American Civil War is cancelled by Disney for a tax deduction.
Jessica Biel announces her marriage to Justin Timberlake will become polyandrous with the inclusion of Lance Bass and one Backstreet Boy to be named later.
Recent paintings, 'Earth's timeline'.
Ella Webb
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck google with a 10 feet pole.
Seriously, fuck them. They are breaking the internet BADLY.
Everyone needs to get out of Chrome ASAP. Use duck duck go or any other alternative too.
Cathode Ray televisions were names for their inventor, Cathode Ray.
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
