This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
Instead of calling minerals normal things like "Pyrite" or "Zircon" we should say them as gross approximations of the formula like "Zrsio" or "Fes" or "Mgsiooh". This is impossible to differentiate and solves nothing.
The only way we’re going to get through this new administration is by leaning on each other.
Music Witch Aesthetic requested by @somajesticdonki
using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny
*gets down on one knee in front of a mutual and opens an empty ring box * would you make me the happiest blogger alive and do a bit with me?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck google with a 10 feet pole.
Seriously, fuck them. They are breaking the internet BADLY.
Everyone needs to get out of Chrome ASAP. Use duck duck go or any other alternative too.