Find your tribe in a Sea of Creativity
So I´ll make random headcannons! (Disclaimer: These are not about the actual Kratt bros, I´m writting about the show)
STARTING WITH THE BLUE BOY.
Martin is an organized disaster; Alow me to elaborate. Martin has BIG trouble keeping himself of getting distractions or organizing at all, and yet somehow finds what he´s looking for.
He loves moving around and NEEDS to say hi to every animal and give them THE BEST NAMES, wich I personally belive is the reason he has more scars due to animal attacks than the rest of the crew (I can imagine him getting a bit too close to a grizzly cub and naming him Presley and his mom Mrs.Sharpclaw. I cannot unsee it. ).
Sometimes he´ll talk about animals for hours and compete with Chris to know who knows more about creatures. It´s a wonder how Tortuga hasnt been wrecked yet.
This guy here is a bit bilingual, unlike Chris who dosent quite understand new languages. Martin likes to learn new words in spanish with Aviva.
Also (based on that one interview where Martin said he at first wanted to be a veterinarian that mentioned someone in tumblr but I cant remember their name), Martin has some interest in the med area, and got even bigger after the Orangoutang episode.
He HATES to be still, specially after the tree episode. I think he probably hates small spaces and will not tolerate to be locked out.
I do personally belive he´s kind of the unnamed leader of Tortuga. While he´s not a strategist and is a total clumsy geek, this guy will act quickly and is very good under stressfull situations and making decesive decisions, even if he sometimes does not think it through (like in the Flying fish episode). He's a professional in his job and everyone forgets that sometimes.
Martin is the type of person to believe in second chances, and tries to see good in everything and (mostly) everyone.
BUT. Hurt his friends or/and (god forbid) his brother, and RUN. He'll catch you anyway, but is worth to try.
THIS IDIOT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS SELF PRESERVATION AND NOT BEING A HUMAN SHIELD.
Yet, he has the most consistent sleep schedule.
I like to think that he and Aviva were the first members of the whole Wild Kratts project, but it was far different, like some kind of lab in an island. Then Koki and Jimmy came and BOOM. Tortuga. Chris was the last member to officially join the crew, but he was there since the begining.
Martin can play MANY instruments, but only knows the cheesiest, most anoying and weird songs to ever exist.
He has used the "I´m the older brother and I´ll tell mom" Card on Chris way to many times.
Martin is the oldest member of the crew, wich makes him feel responsible for everyone and tries to protect them. Still, he´s just to silly to do so, and always gets distracted.
He can´t draw. Like, at all. Chris makes fun of that all of the time.
He´s a heartbreaker and he dosen´t even know. Like, he´s so oblivious to the fact that many people have a crush on him and he´s just like "You´re such a great friend haha!" after literally telling said person how pretty and awsome they are.
He´s got that blonde on him.
If it wasn´t for the fact that she´s a villain, Donita and Martin would be great friends.
Maybe I´ll make more parts, I dunno...
Pyro Out!
Psdt: He and Donita were in a situationship and Donita is not quite over him yet. Martin just wants her to leave the animals free in the wild.(He has no idea there was something between them in the first place nor did he realize he actually had a thing for her)
What I will (try) to write:
fluff
romantic/platonic
poly relationships ex: (characterxcharacterxreader)
wk ships!!!
What I will NOT write:
smut (i just don't see them like that, but I will put suggestive warnings)
krattcest (makes me wanna throw up)
I will write any other wk ship EXCEPT chris x zach (im that ships biggest hater ong 🙏🏾😞)
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𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗
headcanons
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𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜
headcanons
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𝙰𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊
nothing yet...
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𝙹𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝚉
nothing yet...
𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚊𝚞
ramble ramble.2 au ask
𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝑅𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝐼 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛/𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑜𝑟 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑚𝑒!!!
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𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐼'𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑤/ 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑠/ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠!! 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑂𝑂𝐶 (𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡..)
𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜
I like to headcanon that Martins DNA is weak as SHIT like if Martin did have a kid with you, the only thing that kid would get from him would be his eyes and maybe like 25% of his personality but other than that, you literally have a mini me. 🙏🏾😭
Martin loves, loves, loves it when you give names to baby animals that you meet on your creature adventures, he just thinks it's sooo adorable watching you give them names, even if it's not as creative he won't complain! You name the baby Speedy or Diamond? He's completely ok with it!
Martin is a SUCKER for tv drama and you cannot tell me otherwise. Hes that type of person to watch The Batchelor/Batchelorette and would be so sad whenever a person on the show he genuinely thought was good gets kicked off.
MARTIN HAS A DAD BOD!!! why you ask? Because I think it's suits him and would make him look all little bit cooler (plus irl Martin has a dad bod and it's soo adorable (in my opinion).
𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠, 𝑙𝑚𝑘 𝑖𝑓 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑂𝑂𝐶 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦!
𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑡: 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑!!
a contest of who is the prettiest mother in school
Zach didn't go to school much due to his training and other things, most of his education at home he only went to school to pretend more than anything because his academic level was already very advanced for his age.
Poor Zach had to go to school two days in a row and the second day was the contest. Zach, confident that he would not go the next day, wrote down his mother so as not to raise suspicions since he rarely came.
Zach's mother Cassandra didn't know there was a beauty contest at school and she was just leaving some photo shoots when they called her from school because she was the only participant missing (Zach wanted to die because of it as a child)
Linda, the mother of the Kratts brothers, won second place and Cassandra won first place without much effort.
Zach tried not to cry because he didn't want his mother to hit him or scold him for having entered her in the contest, but Cassandra let it go because there were a lot of people.
Linda Kratt loves Cassandra because she is pretty and she admires him from afar because they never talked much but she still adores him (even though she doesn't know what Zach does to her otherwise she wouldn't even see Cassandra)
Martin and Chris are very happy because their mother won 2nd place