Why Am I Wasting My Life Like This - Blog Posts

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

Fuck grass.

Grass is boring, it just grows like everyone else.

Be a dandelion. Dandelions are brave enough to be different

Seafood.

did yall hear about the kidnapping at Ligma High School?

Don't worry, he woke up

8.3066239^2 = ?

20.493902^2 = ?

this post was brought to you by a calculator i stole from school.

Must I say more