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@wanderloveshater Happy birthday!! Hope you're ready for some #skeletondance
The first month or so of their relationship! Hater gains confidence over time, while Wander suddenly doesn't know how to handle him taking the lead! He's only ever flirted as a temporary distraction before...
They get the hang of things eventually. :)
wander and hater smooching
Coral blue #2 semigloss lipstick
The following rant was sponsored by comments on this post.
Wander can absolutely pull anyone he wants, from any moral ideology, at any time. The thing is though, he has a very different set of expectations regarding his own love life compared to others.
When it comes to other people's relationships, Wander is absolutely overjoyed to set things up for them! Seeing two people in love is one of the most beautiful things in the galaxy to him, though that's because he buys too much into the "romanticization" of relationships commonly found in the media.
He sees love as this perfect and unbending thing that must always result in a happy ending. He ignores Drakor and Demurra's good advice about communication in favor of yelling out his idea of living happily ever after while expressing the fact they "kinda sorta saved a princess." Wander is completely sold into the idea that romantic love is the ultimate relationship in a person's life.
This might explain why he and Sylvia appear adamant on staying single.
I've noticed that some people confuse Wander being a complex character with being inconsistent; so in order to sum up why someone so insistent on relationships being the solution to everyone's problems doesn't consciously pursue one of his own, I'm gonna put a few bullet points down.
- Wander loves to butt into other people's business but he leaves them alone at the end of the day once he sees they've been helped; he does not drag people with him unless they ask/want to come (Sylvia was alone as a bounty hunter and wanted to learn to be better after she got along with Wander: she chose to stay).
- Wander's lifespan is HUUUUGE! Most of the people he meets are gonna die WAY before he does and that is not something anyone in a romantic relationship wants to deal with.
- Contrary to popular belief, this man does not understand women as well as people think he does. He considers the heart of a lady "a mysterious thing that scientists have wrestled with for years." He plays the stereotypical sexy blonde whenever he decides to crossdress, though this is mostly just to work on villains. He was quick to think that Dominator being a girl was really the only thing that he needed to know on her end of getting her and Hater together (this has an extra layer I'll dive into later). Now I'm not trying to say that he's sexist or anything, that is nowhere even CLOSE to being true. He does, however, have a tendency to frame women as "the love interest" given what he knows about romance. This doesn't work in favor for his OWN love life though, because:
- Wander is really flarping gay. Not even a question. We've only ever seen him flirt with men, it's mostly been with Hater, and he expressed clear disinterest or fear when women hit on him (btw I feel like people don't talk nearly enough about how Janet tried to assault him? And how her moon was made from her body so he's basically her son??? Seriously, flarp Janet. All my homies hate Janet. #2 on my WOY hit list). Considering his pairing habits rely on disney-esc fairytale logic, he might not have that great of an idea on how to set himself up with a guy he isn't looney-tooning the shit out of. (No, I don't think he's aro because he genuinely does get flustered/interested at certain points of the series, but I totally understand if you headcanon him that way).
- He might be worried that a new romantic relationship could overtake the special bond he has with Sylvia, even though this would never happen and his relationship with Sylvia transcends any notion of this because of how special it is. With his logic though, he might feel like finding love would mean replacing his best friend...
That pretty much explains how he values relationships differently. I could continue this rant and go into how he was so obsessed with the idea of Hater dating Dominator by imagining himself in Dominator's place, and how I have tangible proof of that across pretty much half of the entire season, but idk if you guys wanna hear me go on a tangent about skeletondance lol. Thank you for reading.
Wander is the ultimate rizz master, like how’d he get the car? Where from? How did he convince that lady to accompany him? You know it was just so easy for him, i mean look at him. ABSOLUTE STUD.
˖✧(˃̣̣̥ u ˂̣̣̥)✧˖ lord hater plush is finally done !!
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TO CELEBRATE WOY’S 10 YEAR, here’s a skeletondance comic! this is a snippet of starry-eyed chapter 7, read through chapter 1 if you haven’t already!
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There are some missing panels in this section that will be included when the full chapter 7 is posted. *
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Chapter 1
okay okay SO we all like to have fun and agree that hater catches feelings for wander after my fair Hatey n such.. but when do YOU think wander gets a crush on Hater? Developing strong feelings and such, do you think it’s in a certain episode? (〃･ω･)ﾉ~☆･ﾟ+｡*ﾟ･.+
Honestly? I believe that it probably really cropped up during the time they spent together in the pit, specifically when Hater was singing in his sleep.
Wander had flirted and swooned a bit before that, but it was mostly part of his redemption strategy. He was still slowly developing feelings, to the point where in The Date he had to pass his plan onto Sylvia because he knew he'd get too into it, but The Buddies made it so he was at least able to admit it to himself.
I mean, hearing Hater sing about love and friendship not even a year into his game? That definitely set Wander off!
Still, Wander knew he couldn't take things too far. He wouldn't dare dream of wedging himself into Hater's life once the skeleton was redeemed, but indulging in playing Cupid? That'd curb his little crush and redeem Hater in the end... Right?
i can't believe wander said this
best friends or should i say gay lovers <3
Hater: "Anyway... Where we dropping, guys?"
Sylvia: "Have you actually ever had a PROPER interaction with a woman in your life?"
Hater: "Wh- THAT DOESN'T MATTER! NOW CHECK OUT THIS- uh- COOL MAGIC GEM I got online for like seven dollars..."
Peepers (Being sucked into a sandtrap): "GHOUH- OH MY GROP- SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEE!!!"
Wander: "Oh my grop! That looked super dangerous!"
...
Wander: "Sylvia?"
Sylvia: "I didn't see it."
Hater: "Give me back my thing. You see, I had to trap C. Peeps in the pit because he disrespected gamers."
Hater: Welcome to my humble abode. As you can see I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Wander: Well this isn't really titled or a tower.
Hater: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. not many girls come in here because i get friend zoned so frequently, but that's ok.
Sylvia: [loudly and judgementally slurps her slushie]
Wander: I'd like to be in the friend zone! I like friends!
Hater: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a gamer I dont get respect.
Sylvia: [snickers as she tries not to lose it]
Wander: Well i'm not a gamer, so maybe they will respect me!
Hater: That just makes you a normie. That's the difference between you and I, Wander, I'm an alpha gamer!
Sylvia: AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh... oh MAN Hatey! And here I thought I heard it all!
Hater: SHUT UP SYLVIA! IM TOOOTALLY SERIOUS!
Sylvia: That's what makes it so funny!
Lazy Valentine's Day Sketch
Figured I should post something quick
god of wander
There is a saying
That if you travel long enough,
eventually, you will run into the
GOD
of
WANDER
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
YIPPEE ITS DAY 11 OF INKTOBER
Yall already know what's up
We love WOY ❤️
Another woy stuff?
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