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vanoss talking with moo: I think I understand what's happening, considering my woes.
moo: You do?
vanoss: Yes. i’m feeling lost, empty, and there's a little voice in the back of my head feeding on these thoughts and causing warmness.
moo: panda?
vanoss blushing: N o.
panda: this is a feral owl
panda: ….could be a lover
vanoss: What’s up? I’m back. panda: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. vanoss: Death is a social construct.
vanoss: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
panda: [Unable to look him in the eye, trying not to blush] Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
panda: God, give me patience. vanoss: I think you mean 'give me strength'. panda: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
vanoss: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? panda: Go the fuck to sleep vanoss: What gif I don't want to? panda: Fuck You
vanoss: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
vanoss: I'm a reverse necromancer. panda: Isn't that just killing people? vanoss: Ah, technicality.
it’s not finished all the way yet but i wanted to post it to see how it sounded to others so sorry for no smut just yet // Anthony was walking home from the bar, he was drunk but sober enough to get home. he could hear cars going past him but heard one start to slow down, he looked over and saw it was Tyler driving with Evan in the front seat. he smiled and kept walking it was a nice night out so he thought he might as well walk home, he heard them pull up next to him following him slowly he saw Evan's window rolled down and Evan leaned out of the window. Anthony was surprised when he heard Evan yell at him
"Hey, sexy! how bout we go to your place for some fun!" Evan was heavily intoxicated and panda could tell. Tyler pulled Evan back into the car and leaned over him
"you want a ride home?" Tyler asked him giving a weak smile. Anthony sighed returning the smile and nodded and got in the back Evan crawled into the back seat with him. Tyler started driving to Anthony's house while Evan kept trying to flirt with Anthony in the backseat. Tyler pulled up next to Anthony's house and parked
"well this is your stop, do you wanna keep Evan or should I take him home?" Tyler asks looking at the backseat
"I don't think he'll leave my side," Anthony says chuckling softly, Evan was hugging Anthony's arm tightly looking at him dreamily, Tyler chuckles softly nodding his head lightly
"Alright bud, take care of yourself and Evan ok," Tyler said watching as Anthony got out of the car as expected Evan followed behind him quickly
"I will don't worry man" panda said laughing lightly seeing Evan follow him everywhere he went
"yeah I know, see you later man," Tyler said starting to drive off waving bye, Anthony waved bye back holding Evan's arm gently making sure he didn't fall over. Anthony looked over at Evan sighing softly
"how much did you even drink to get like this man?" he chuckled holding him closely helping him up to his doorway smiling softly, Evan mumbled something too quiet to be heard holding onto Anthony tightly. Anthony chuckled softly stopping in front of his door yawning quietly not noticing Evan's face getting closer to his, Evan smirked softly leaning forward quickly kissing Anthony's mouth while he was yawning. Anthony froze in surprise blushing a deep shade of red as Evan gently wrapped his arms around Anthony's waist leaning more into the kiss moaning softly. Anthony gently grabbed Evans shoulders pulling away from the kiss panting quietly holding evan still as evan tried to kiss him again whining softly
"e-evan what are you doing jeez how much did you actually drink man?!" Anthony asked confused and concerned holding onto evan tightly as Evan whined trying to kiss him again
Evan: I can explain. panda: Can you? Evan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
so uh… panda’s human fall flat video…
vanoss: I was arrested for being too cool. panda: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
smitty: But vanoss you promised. panda: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to the real world. banana bus squad: smitty: panda: What too soon? vanoss: *tearing up* My husband.
vanoss: panda you are loved and Valid. smitty: This morning I watched him pour orange juice into his coffee and drink it. vanoss:… You are no longer valid. panda: That’s fair.
panda: Where are you going?
vanoss: To get us ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely
vanoss: Oh dear.
panda: What? What is it?
vanoss: I... may have lost the bomb.
panda, trying to flirt: i really like your name vanoss: thanks i got it for my birthday tyler, whispering into pandas ear: you sure you want that one?
panda: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Please be gentle with my corpse.
vanoss: Get out of bed. You're going on this adventure whether you like it or not.
panda: I refuse.
vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-
after a mission gone wrong and vanoss has a bleeding arm
panda: Quick, what's your type??
vanoss: brown haired boys with a sunshine smile that can also take out a man if he wanted to—
panda: YOUR BLOOD TYPE IDIOT
vanoss: * looks at his hands * Red?
panda: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes and now I cant move.
vanoss: I can offer mouth to mouth.
panda: Don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches.
[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]
Vanoss: So, who should we call?
panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.
tyler: I find it very unseemly of evan to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
anthony: Die. Let's find out.
vanoss: We're going to need a plan.
panda: I have an idea.
vanoss: We can't kill wildcat!
panda: Okay, I have no ideas.
vanoss: So uh, how did this happen?
panda, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.
panda: I’m not drunk!
vanoss: Okay, tell the time then.
panda, looking up at the clock: I’m not drunk!
anthony: What's for dinner?
evan: Tonight, I'm serving...looks!
brian, slamming his fists on the table: We haven't eaten in THREE DAYS!
vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!
panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.