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Head empty just the thought of Starscream being so bored that he starts to go through almost all of earth's music. And then when he finally finds songs and genres that he likes he slowly starts to also have favourite artists. (Soundwave is aware of this new thing Starscream has going on but he thinks that he's gonna sabotage Megatron with music somehow but he can't figure out how)

And of course anything Starscream likes is automatically better than the rest. So when decepticons plan to attack some festivals (due to G1 shenanigans it's probably super normal for it to be a weekly occurrence), Starscream will already know if any artist that he likes is going to be there (he always keeps tabs on their activity and tours). So if they aren't, then okay no problem but if they are he's a hundred percent snitching to the autobots. Something like

Megatron: We must enforce fear onto the humans! We'll attack them at their places of joy -insert stadium or something-

Starscream internally: Wait that's where -random band- is going to have their first performance in 5 years. I've counted each second down to this very performance I can't let Megabum ruin this glorious moment for me.

At the Autobots base

Optimus Prime: Autobots I have called you here due to this anonymous message we have received about some Decepticon activity that's apparently taking place soon

Pops it on the screen

Jazz reading what it says: Megaglitch- yeah it's definitely Starscream who sent that, not really anonymous anymore. But why would he tell us this, it's not like him to care about human activity unless it's a plan to kill Megatron for the gazillionth time

Cliffjumper: Probably an artist that he likes is playing there, I mean there's this band that hasn't performed in 5 years playing there that I like, was hoping to go watch it anyway

Prowl: I highly doubt that that's the reason, we all know Starscream is not one to like anything that's from organics

Cliffjumper: Hey I know my kid (-cliffjumper is his papa I don't care talk to the wall-) better than you all and I know it has to be because of that. Hopefully the few good characteristics he has left from me means that it's also about the same band that I'm thinking about.

Ratchet: What do you mean 'my k----

Jazz: Dude total lore drop right there tell more later. But shouldn't we be going now

Optimus: It is decided. Autobots roll out!

After the confrontation there's now a video of the bands performance with giant robots fighting in the background being spread by the internet to the point everybody now knows the band

Cliffjumper messaging Starscream: Son have you seen it

Starscream: Seen what autodork

Cliffjumper: If you were here I would have grounded you (literally) but I'm to excited. WE'RE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO

Starscream let's out the loudest scream of joy which has now awoken unicron

Yeah idk I'm sick. Thought it was funny. Probs won't be when I'm better. You can rip cliff and star papa and son duo from my dead, decaying, cold hands cause I love it now so much even though it was just a crack little thing I thought of randomly when I was bored

Read rags they are going to be funny.

Hopefully

To the few people who like this cliff and star dynamics. I like you. You have great taste.

Having non transformer fan friends can be really hilarious sometimes

Cause we can easily tell apart every character but they can't

So sometimes it leads to a really funny interaction like this one I had recently-

Friend who is scrolling and see's a transformer edit

Sends it to me

Friend: "Look it's Starscreamer" (Yes the -er- at the end always happens it's vital to them)

Me an intellectual: "Dude that's not him, that's Optimus, he literally doesn't even have wings"

Friend: "They look the same it's close enough"

Me: "HOW!?"

i wanna hear your thoughts

Hi!I read your story about the other woman pt 1 and 2 and i love it! Do you think you will do a part 3? If there is i can't wait to see the continue of the story! :3

yes! there will be a next part but I gotta stop being so damn lazy 😭 my plans for pt.3 is for it to be more accurate to my au. thx for asking! :D

relationship headcanons

after some bickering and convincing, the three decided to stay together but only for the kids and never communicate with each other (not even a "hi" or "how are you").

Ratchet was literally the dad that stepped up for Striker whenever Optimus couldn't (based from @hink12 's comment).

And when I mean arguments would start, oh they would start but it was never in front of the kids.

After flirty encounters and hanging around (name) knows she's developing feelings but keeps denying them.

guys I swear if you let me yap about this, I'll make it make sense plsss

edit: it's posted!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐩𝐭.𝟐)

𝐖𝐅𝐂!𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

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𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒➤ 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡

(𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?) 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠?: 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔?, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑢𝑝 (𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑖𝑡?) 𝑛𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦/𝑛 (𝐼 𝑢𝑠𝑒 "(𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒)" 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑑)

𝐩𝐭.𝟏

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

You froze, a wave of emotions hit you. Anger, heartbreak, surprise and worst of all, betrayal as you realized...

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬' 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞....

You struggle to contain your emotions as your legs felt weak, tears threatened to spill form your optics. Your anger just wanted to spill over the top, but you managed to control yourself to quickly and silently leave the scene.

When Optimus and Elita finally departed, the air felt tense

"𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚..𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬... 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠"

You try to keep your emotions in check, but couldn't help it. You just saw your supposed lover kiss another and it's even worse that you considered Elita-1 a friend

When finally reaching your chambers, it all just comes crashing down. Never ending tears flow from your optics, you craddle your knees to your chest and just cry, cry and cry until. You hear a knock

"(𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞), 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮"

silence...

you wanted to scream soo badly but decided to suck it up and give him a piece of your mind as you stood and spoke.

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧"

As you crossed your arms with a frown, the door slowly opens revealing a "concered" Optimus.

"𝐈𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠-"

"𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬"

You didn't even let him finish, but you didn't care, anger was the only thing you felt right now.

"𝐖-𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭-"

"𝐈𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚"

You just couldn't stop as the emotions just boiled over and you were not in the mood right now.

silence...

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥?"

more silence

"(𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞), 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧-"

"𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬? 𝐎𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭?"

silence

"𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞?"

Your voice broke, still struggling to contain your emotions.

silence

"𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈...𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫"

"'𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞?, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 '𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭'?"

"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬... 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡?"

"...."

"𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫"

you decided to give him one last look before going back into your chambers

"𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬"

and you closed the door in his face, all that you hear is him sighing before walking away. It took you a while to call down and not confront Elita. You tried so hard to think this was a dream but you keep realizing that

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝐼 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐹𝐿𝑂𝑃𝑃𝐸𝐷 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑐 (𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑝𝑡. 1 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 😭😭😭) 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑚𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 (𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒)