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"Technoblade King" by Max Gaming 1
[not mine]
Technoblade Never Dies! ❤️
-Made this in tribute to Alex-
ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ. ᴬˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʳᶦˢʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ. ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ, ⁿᵒʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ.
ᵂᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 🧡
MCCP21
as MCC just ended. I had to say this is a great experience. I watch Techno stream so I only know what happened on the pink parrots. by that you see they had fun. and the 20 v 20 was so fun to watch and the cc also have fun. and the supports of the fans. even tho there some hate on the chat on the LGBTQIA+ there where always cover with love by the community. And from Techno stream alot happened. like the fire alarm and the game pause cuz Wilbur, Philza substitute for Wilbur, and the TapL taking the wheel (flashback on MCC12), the 2points, 5/4, and many moments. and the end of the day MCC donated the Trevor project a cash ton of money.
THANKS SCOOT AND NOXCREW THIS MCC IS SO FUCKING GREAT!
mcc15 pink parrot
My dream came true: GRIAN and WILBUR on a SAME TEAM?!?!? TECHNOBLADE IS BACK!!!!
SCOTT SMAJOR I HOPE YOU REST WELL DEAR SIR. THANK YOU!!!!!
SAD-IST
YOU MAD MAN YOU- YOU GONE WILD MAN
And Ghostbur design tho
his baby
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MY FUCKING WISH CAME TRUE!!!
PHILZA IS ON THE TALES!!!!! WITH TECHNO LET’S GOOOO!!!!!
Techno is gonna be live at 3am here
WHO EVEN NEEDS SLEEP!!!! NOT ME
youtube.com/watch?v=VDCYC-4Yy3c
once upon a time, there was a player
something of stress dreams
[the song is dancer by novo amor :D]
not to DSMP on main my mostly hermit-adjacent sideblog but seriously. techno’s red festival stream was the first stream I watched live, back when I didn’t even properly know what DSMP was yet (I was just there because I’d recently gotten into techno) and it’s still VERY memorable to me.
anyway instead of talking about literally any of the lore implications that had, a few of my favorite really stupid moments that made me laugh:
- the entire bit with techno, fundy, and the dunk tank. “hold on I need to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water” “WHYYYY”
- techno asking basically every other festival attendant “so, got any vital state secrets you want to talk about?”
- techno hearing wilbur complain about how he couldn’t find an important button, looking in his inventory to see like six wooden buttons he’d picked up somehow, and going “UHHH WHOOPS” (note: these were probably from the docks not The Button but)
- techno’s chat spamming “JFK” at every opportunity
- techno scrolling through the approximately twelve “subscribe to technoblade” death messages and laughing incredulously because even he didn’t know he could do that
- after techno gave his dramatic “the only universal language is violence” speech and ended with a dark little chuckle there was a moment of silence and then tommy, loudly, to break the tension: “SO PINK SUS”
yes the festival was dramatic and angsty but also. so many funny moments I remember felt like talking about those again because they were FUN.
it's the one year anniversary of the red festival and all i can think of is two minutes and forty six seconds.
that's how long c!techno stalled for.
two minutes and forty six seconds of him pretending schlatt wasn't asking him to kill tubbo, asking if he meant getting tubbo a coat when schlatt told him to 'take care of' him.
two minutes and forty six seconds of techno stuttering and turning ever so slightly towards his allies on the roof, not wanting to give up their position, knowing they couldn't do anything.
two minutes and forty six seconds of pretending that knowing if he tried to run or save tubbo, he'd likely die was 'mild peer pressure'.
and two minutes and forty six seconds of c!tubbo wondering what was going to happen, wondering if the ally he'd been promised wouldn't hurt him would do just that.
two minutes and forty six seconds that tubbo had to wait either to die or for his friends to try to save him, putting their lives at risk as well. two minutes and forty six seconds for his work as a spy to be over.
two minutes and forty six seconds for schlatt and this one event to drive a wedge between so many people, drive it in so firmly, that to this day the server is still feeling the effects.
AU concept I came up with when I missed the OSMP
(old draft i wrote back in like july or august) Phil is an assassin/bounty hunter known as “The Angel of Death” who does contract killing to earn some extra cash to take care of his three sons.
Phil isn’t ashamed of what he does, but it isn’t glamorous so he’d rather no one know about it, and works very hard to hide his identity and his hero persona in general from the public. The Angel of Death is just a rumor around the region and no one that’s seen him has lived to tell the tale (or been sober enough to be believed.)
However, his kids suddenly become OBSESSED with the Angel of death, and Phil has to scramble to keep them from idolizing him and being a bad influence. But they just think he’s sooo cool and don’t wanna let their cool new idol go.
So Phil instead embraces their obsession, crafting a more kid friendly version of The Angel of Death.
He confirms that the Angel is in fact real, but;
“His ACTUAL name is Crow Father, and, no, he doesn’t KILL people. He just watches over the city and is a simple night watcher. In fact, he helps bad guys see the error of their ways by talking to them. All the dead criminals that show up are unrelated and why do you kids even know about that stop watching the news.”
So Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno grow up with a WILDLY different version of the Angel of Death legend, believing him to be just some positive role model for kids that spouts wholesome messages and encourages good habits like “Brush your teeth!” or “clean your room!”
Techno and Wilbur grew out of the Angel of Death obsession a year so after that, thinking he’s just for little kids, but Tommy held onto that phase until he was a teenager, then they all pretty much forgot about it. Phil had long since retired and the Angel of Death legend is all but completely dead, morphing into a tale about a monster, cryptid, or spirit that once roamed the countryside instead of a mysterious killer that targeted criminals.
Phil, thinking his secret is safe, foolishly relaxes for the next few years, positive NO ONE will ever know it was him.
Until his kids come home from being away for quite some time, and start talking about their old obsession. Some dots begin to connect, like the hero’s disappearance sometime when Phil came home with a mysterious stab wound, and why he was always tired like he’d stayed up the entire night…
Meanwhile Phil is chopping onions or something a few feet away listening in just thinking “don’t look at me, don’t look at me, don’t look at me-”
i like phil being near-immortal, and i like techno being near-immortal alongside him, but i think that it works better when their specific brands of immortality are different. u know?
so it goes a little something like this:
The first time they meet, Philza is still young. Not young, you understand, but young enough that he has not yet been cut down to stark and jaded utilitarianism. He sets out on a journey into the nether and feels a tug on his sleeve and looks down to see some wide-eyed little piglin child whose parents are nowhere to be found, and his heart stirs.
So he teaches him: combat and farming and life in the Overworld, all of the knowledge that he’s gained over the years. Raises the boy like a son.
It takes twenty years before war starts building in the neighboring empire. Twenty years before the piglin child — now grown, of course, but still so desperately young — offers his service. Like he wants blood on his hands, like he wants to make somebody pay.
Phil buries him before the war is over.
He’s lost people before, of course. So many people. But it’s been a long time since those people were family. He plants a tree on top of the grave, a tiny sapling behind their home — his home now — and makes a promise to himself to stop getting attached.
The second time they meet, the sapling is fully grown.
The soul that will one day call itself Technoblade comes gasping into the world again, trembling memories of wings and violence that flit around the edges of his consciousness when he’s suspended between sleep and wakefulness, and he grows up a fighter. Bruised knuckles and scars that crisscross his back and shoulders like delicate lace, and when he runs into a man who holds himself with world-weary poise and the same wings that have haunted Techno’s dreams, he feels a jolt down his spine.
“Sorry, mate,” says the man. “You just reminded me of someone I used to know.” “Oh,” says Technoblade.
They get four years together this time before Phil has to plant another sapling.
Techno lives through six lives before Phil’s certain that it’s the same man every time. There’s another voice added to the chorus in each one, another whisper in his ear demanding things of him; at night, his dreams are full of a man with long blond hair and gray-purple wings and cold blue eyes. The memories slip through his fingers like sand whenever he tries to get a solid grasp on them, but the surety with which he holds a sword can only come from years of muscle memory that he’s never practiced.
They say that ‘Technoblade never dies.’ And it’s a lie, but there’s some piece of truth in it: Technoblade dies, and then he comes home again.
There’s a room for him in Phil’s house, kept tidy and waiting in his absence. There’s a journal that Phil keeps, writing down the history of each new lifetime, so that when they find one another Techno will be able to remember. There’s a vault beneath the floorboards that holds bits and pieces of the lives that Techno’s lead, armor and items and memories. There’s a place for him in the world, and Phil keeps it carefully maintained for the next time he finds it.
One lifetime becomes ten lifetimes becomes a thousand lifetimes.
It’s never quite the same, of course. Techno’s a grown man, battered and beaten and bitter but still standing tall; Techno’s a child, tugging on Phil’s sleeve like he did so long ago and asking if they’ve met before; Techno’s already in old age, battle-scarred but determined to track down the man he sees in his dreams. Sometimes they raze empires together, side by side in a blaze of glory. Sometimes they’re content to simply live in one another’s company. Sometimes they don’t meet at all.
Phil’s journal becomes a library, his vault an archive. The valley he lives in goes from open grass to a dense forest of trees that are planted in far-too-orderly rows to be natural.
And for every life that Techno leads, Phil’s always the one to bury him.
Tommy is dead. The server reacts.
(word count: 1,732)
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“What have you done?”
His voice is a reedy whisper, thin with horror and the realization that he is too little, too late. He doesn’t expect the sound to carry over the lava, but a response comes soon enough.
“He wouldn’t stop talking. And he killed the cat.”
Dream’s voice is even, calm, almost a bit defensive, as if he truly believes that he is justified in his actions. Sam swallows down his mounting nausea, places his trident against the floor to steady himself. The lava crackles, hisses, bubbles, orange and glowing, and he can’t cross it. Not now. Not when the security threat remains unresolved. Not when any wrong move on his part could very well mean Dream’s escape.
But he’s already made the wrong move, hasn’t he? Made the wrong move, and Tommy has paid for it. Has been paying for it, this whole last week. He kept him in there, kept him locked in a box with Dream even though he knows very well how it would effect him, kept him locked in with the reasoning that it was temporary, that he would let him out as soon as he could, that he couldn’t risk Dream’s release for anyone, even for Tommy.
But it’s not temporary.
Tommy was sixteen and loud-mouthed and bright-eyed when Sam last saw him, when he said that this would be the last time, that he was going to put his past behind him and look to a new start. Tommy will always be sixteen and loud-mouthed and bright-eyed, and locked in a box. There will be no new start. No seventeenth birthday. No triumphant return, no shining hotel. No tricks, no scams, no pranks.
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I really want to see Possessed Philza because
A) Eggza would be absolutely fucking terrifying. Bad and Ant are scary on a surface level because they want to infect people, but they’re really just a couple of chaos gremlins. Phil? Oh Phil is war hardened, Phil is a tactician. The server wouldn’t last a fucking week.
B) Can you fucking imagine how Techno would react? Phil means the absolute world to him, just picture the angst of Techno confronting a possessed Philza and potentially having to fight his best friend/father. He’d turn the server upside down to find a cure
Rest easy Technoblade, you will be missed. You really did help many people including me.
Ps: Fuck cancer.
*SLAMS OPEN DOOR* IT’S THEORY TIME!
Okay okay okay, I may have just thought of this 20 minutes ago but it not only ties into the canonical life system but actually might have a chance at being real.
Not everyone has 3 lives.
Now you may be thinking, “yes B we have established that beforehand. Just look at Philza Minecraft.” And to that I say correct but, Philza was already explained. I’m talking about the others who may not have had 3 lives from the very start. Example Ranboo who just recently was revealed to have 1 life only, or Slime who may not even be alive at all but I’ll explain his situation later, right now I want to get other opinions on everyone else. Let’s think about the 3 lives system and how it works. From our knowledge “everyone starts off with 3 lives.” But that isn’t the case at all. What we should be saying is “every starts off with 3 lives unless, they are a mob.” Let me explain further.
Starting with Philza because he is the easiest. Philza only has one life due to his hardcore series but, I give the headcanon option that Philza has one life because he is not a full human. Looking at his description he’s actually a winged human as in part bird or something else. I theorize that Philza due to this non-human status does not get the full 3 lives because just like those Minecraft birds, he only has 1 to lose before he’s dead permanently.
Can you see where I’m getting? No? Okay next person.
Ranboo works for this I guess. Now Ranboo only had one life which was pretty odd as we haven’t seen or realized he canonically died before. Because he hasn’t. Ranboo is an Enderman combined with something else which we pretty much speculate is also a mob, but Enderman also don’t have 3 lives, just one. By this logic if Ranboo really is just some mob hybrid, what gives him more lives? Obviously in Minecraft players get retries, they get more lives. Mobs do not, regardless on if they are passive or hostile except for ones that can be revived like the dragon. The players in this situation are human or at least part human and they mostly get 3 lives. Ranboo is not human. At all. Ranboo is a mob. Ranboo does not qualify for the 3 life option. It makes sense in that case on why he wouldn’t have more than one. He never had 3 to begin with.
Now do you see where I’m heading? Let me tell you more on why he’s not the only one.
Slimecicle was… a slime get it? Now slime isn’t exactly dead but he’s also in what seems like a coma. Knowingly he has died but what does that mean? He is a mob and that is exactly what could prove this theory incorrect however that itself is also wrong. Charlie is a slime. Slimes don’t just die after you kill them. They split. So what if slimecicle isn’t actually dead? Just split. The lava seemed to have merged with him but that doesn’t mean he had just lost his only mob canon life, he just split into a smaller piece of himself being the same size due to the lava intake. Or he really is just dead and that body is the only thing remaining.
I would keep going but as Charlie hasn’t woken up I can’t say for sure. So let me give you some possibilities for this theory.
Wilbur. Now Wilbur was a human and we know this, he got the full 3 lives and seemingly had no extra mob bits but what about his son? Now because Fundy has only canonically died once to my knowledge I can’t test this but what if his count was also off? Say only 2 lives instead of 3. Now I still don’t know but what he did since fundy isn’t human nor is he just a fox, he’s some mix in between. While he could qualify for the 3 lives we’re just not sure yet on if this is true. This would also work for any of the other hybrids like Techno and Antfrost because of their similar mostly mob look however they are part anthropomorphic and could be counted with the 2 life people. This doesn’t work for characters like Tubbo because he has been shown to be more human than mob and has already been shown to have 3 lives. So what about Foolish you ask? He might also be with the 2 lifers as he’s a totem/shark, which by Minecraft standards not only gives him one life but a retry as a part totem. Now he’s already shown to be killed once but that doesn’t mean he’s just gone. Totems give a retry. Totems give you that extra life. So by this requirement it makes sense that he would have more than one. He, just like Philza, have been said to be very old and that might be another part of it but as I just thought of this 20 minutes ago there really isn’t a way to prove it.
So here’s my question for you.
How do you think the 3 life system works? Is there other reasons for it to operate like this or is everything just working on a 3 life schedule with backstory exceptions?
Too long? Didn’t read? So in short only humans get 3 lives but also have the option of passing it down to part humans. Mob players get 1-2 lives max.
Techno + pogtopia Wilbur = Bomb on a bow string
Dream SMP characters as random pictures in my camera roll
Dream
George
Sapnap
Tommy
Tubbo
Wilbur
Schlatt
Philza
Technoblade
Callahan
Dream SMP as d&d discord quotes
Tommy: I did the impossible!
Technoblade: no you didn’t go back to class
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Jack Manifold: This is like the "did you know humans and bananas share 50-60 percent of the same dna?!" Mindblowing level
Foolish: .-.
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Tubbo: Mmmm concussions
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Guards: you’re under arrest
Sapnap: no u
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Quackity: WHO HANDLES THEIR ALCOHOL THE BEST
Fundy: Me
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Wilbur: I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and 4 cans of Pepsi
Wilbur: correction 8 cans
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Technoblade: ah orphans i see
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Ranboo: can I yeet him?
Philza: I’ll yeet you.
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Philza: i love how dead and bored you all sound
GLaDOS: I’ve been hearing voices all my life
Okay technoblade 🙄🤚
Trying to explain as many Dream Smp members as I can with a reference:
Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe-
“I just woke up what do you want?”
And we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn
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L A N G U A G E !
:P
“Just killed a woman, feelin good.”
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING!
TWITCH PR—
“You should have paid me more.”
*animal crossing noises*
Sometimes I think. Than I eat sand.
“Have some blue calm yourself.”
“I MADE A TRIBUTE TO MINECRAFT!”
“Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”
Be worse.
“MA! THE TORTILLAS ARE COMING THROUGH THE AIRVENTS!”
“Ayeeee!”
“We are popping off, we are popping off.”
“Did someone say anarchy?”
pop pop pop pop pop
You are my dad, YOUR MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie.
Beep. Beep. Imma sheep I said beep beep imma sheep.
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair!”
Shark. Pog.
I…am shocked. Literally I think I'm in shock. I don't know what to say or how to feel. I keep coming back to the fact that I never expected this to happen, which in hindsight seems a little ridiculous but…I don't know. I guess he always just seemed so calm it made everything seem like no big deal. I've definitely been slapped in the face by reality today and all I'm sure of is this, This fandom will never be the same without you Techno. You have left an empty space that nobody can fill and that space where you should be will be felt daily.