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Submitted for your approval; The Nameless Ghouls, as unhinged quotes from my friends (or me).
Aether: I have acquired my birth receipt! Y’all can return me now!
Cirrus: I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Dewdrop: I swear to Buddha the next person who dabs on me is getting a cambro to the face.
Swiss: If you name that Pokémon “Sportacus” I’m disowning you.
Sunny: *sobbing* I’m not a cinnamon roll! I’m fierce!
Mountain: *licks Aether* you taste like a cracker.
Cumulus: hey you know that Disney trip we just took? That pun was so bad I’m retroactively uninviting you from it.
Rain: *placing a hand on Dews head* when I snap, I won’t kill you. I’ll just add you to the collection ~
Phantom: Who stole my German dungeon porn?!
Aurora: *standing beside Mountain* your face might be too high for me to reach but your knees aren’t.
+Bonus Papas
Copia: BITCH THATS MY GOOD EYE!
Terzo: You FILTHY WHORE! Let me put the baby down and then tell me everything
Secondo: ….bold words for someone within biting distance….
Primo: Hey finally! *points at a Texas longhorn* Something more horny than Terzo!
Nihil: UNHAND MY THIN MINTS YOU THOT!
Wait…So if he doesn’t have an accent…and that means it’s just Tobias speaking…does this mean, in a way, I’m kind of right about my joke about Swedish!Papa???
You know, I thought something about this image seemed familiar.
Well shit.
The V in papa V perpetua stands for virgin
I feel like a fake fan because I still can’t tell them apart… I’m sure that if I dedicate any actual effort to learning who each one is, I’ll be right as rain, but so far I have no clue.
Keeping this for future reference.
Some people had questions for the new era about how to tell the ghouls apart. So I made a handy flow chart! I hope this helps (:
I'm laicized
Dude, I still sleep on, not in, a waterbed.
I just had this thought about Swiss buying Rain a water bed, full excitement he wants this surprise to be GREAT.
And he sets it up and Rain is like “But how do I get IN the water?”
Swiss is stumped. He didn’t think that far. How DO you get into the water?!
Aether is looking on astounded by the failure of their shared brain cell.
Two weeks later Dew comes home with a family sized blow up swimming pool for Rains room and saves the day. (He decided not to mention he made the exact same mistake when he was newly summoned)
Oh my fucking GOD. I'm dying. Poor Rain, so appreciative but just standing there poking at the bed like "cool, how do I get in?" And poor Swiss just so confused. Searching for some kind of hole Rain can fit through to get in. Because he didn't think this through AT ALL and doesn't want to admit it. And Aether like..."you lay on it not in it" Cut to Rain going: "well that's stupid, why would you call it a water bed if you can't be in the water?" Thank satan for Dew (and his past mistakes).
15 whole people??? Where the fuck did you all come from
. . . Also, I've been rewatching the 'Satanized' music video --- based on the bit towards the end where the monk begins to rotate vertically and it transitions to Papa V. . . Are. . . Are they the same guy? Is. . .
. . .Is Papa V canonically rocking a monk haircut under his mitre?????
Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you
so i found this on pinterest
and----
my brain---
it---
well---
do i need to say anything else
Literally me
caught thinkin about ghost's current bassist call that rainrot
If you have Ghosts
In your heating ducts
If you have Ghosts
In your HVAC stuff
You can call on contractors or a priest
Or you could nudge Frater out with a large push broom
If you have Ghosts
You’ll get less air flow
The voice acting in the ghost roblox game is crazy why does tobias sound like hes stuck in the vents
Deep Thoughts About Ghost, Skeletá Edition, Part 4: Perhaps, much like how Guiding Lights was originally written for Arcane, Missilia Amori was written for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and it just jumped waaaay off the rails.
“Save me, from the arrow in-between my ribs, Captain Perpetua.”
A very personal ranking of each song on Skeletá
This is only after one day of listening on repeat, it is subject to change
I SAID DATANIZED ????? SATANIZED GUYS 😭
Deep Thoughts About Ghost, Skeleta Edition, #3: Marks Of The Evil One is from the perspective of a religious fundamentalist nutcase crashing out after seeing Ghost merch everywhere.
Deep Thoughts About Ghost, Skeletá Edition: Is a Peacefield just what lies beyond the Wonderwall?
So cowbell is the CBAT of Ghost, I get it now
(“That was Deep Thoughts About Ghost, by Jack Handy @blasphemousturducken”)
Oh god damn it
I KNEW he looked fucking familiar
FUUUUUUCK fuck fucking fuck