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RED FLAGS (PORRIS EDITION)

I don't like how the birthdays from stardew valley are set up in the real world. Like most of December is in the fall according to the solstice but Sebastian's birthday is winter 10 and we've decided it's December 10th.

Nah, let's give all the characters accurate birthdays in accordance with the seasons.

I'll set it up 2 ways:

1. Taking the earliest dates of each solstice and equinox that defines the seasons and dividing that by 28 (number of days in a stardew valley season) then multiplied that number by the NPC's bday (I'll explain the math later)

2. Taking the average amount of days in-between each IRL season and dividing that by 28

Earliest dates are as follows:

Spring March 19

Summer June 20

Autumn September 21

Winter December 20

The length of each season in this method is

91 days for spring

93 days for summer

90 days for fall

90 days for winter

The average days in between is 91.5 days.

Dividing by 28 we get

3.25 Spring

3.32142857 Summer

3.2142857 Autumn / Winter

3.267857142857143 Average

These numbers are the difference between our real world dates and stardew valley dates

Our season are about 90 days long, their's are 28 days so

1 day for stardew players is about 3 days for us.

Now that we have these numbers let's find out how each day correlates to each villager.

It will be in order of earliest birthday to latest and will follow this format

NPC-Season-ingame Bday-Bday(method 1)-Bday(method 2)

Kent- Spring 4- Apr 1

Lewis- Spring 7- Apr 10

Vincent- Spring 10- Apr 20

Haley- Spring 14- May 3

Pam- Spring 18- May 16

Shane- Spring 20- May 23

Pierre- Spring 26- Jun 11

Emily- Spring 27- Jun 14- Jun 15

Jas- Summer 4- Jul 3

Gus- Summer 8- Jul 16

Maru- Summer 10- Jul 23- Jul 22

Alex- Summer 13- Aug 2- Aug 1

Sam- Summer 17- Aug 15- Aug 14

Demetrius- Summer 19- Aug 22- Aug 21

Dwarf- Summer 22- Sep 1-Aug 30

Willy- Summer 24- Sep 7- Sep 6

Leo- Summer 26- Sep 14- Sep 12

Penny- Autumn 2- Sep 27

Elliott- Autumn 5- Oct 7

Jodi- Autumn 11- Oct 26

Abigail- Autumn 13- Nov 1- Nov 2

Sandy- Autumn 15- Nov 8- Nov 9

Marnie- Autumn 18- Nov 17- Nov 18

Robin- Autumn 21- Nov 27- Nov 28

George- Autumn 24- Dec 7- Dec 8

Krobus- Winter 1- Dec 23

Linus- Winter 3- Dec 29

Caroline- Winter 7- Jan 11

Sebastian- Winter 10- Jan 21

Harvey- Winter 14- Feb 2- Feb 3

Wizard- Winter 17- Feb 12- Feb 13

Evelyn- Winter 20- Feb 22- Feb 23

Leah- Winter 23- Mar 3- Mar 5

Clint- Winter 26- Mar 13- Mar 14

If there is only one date on the NPC that means both dates are the same

I'd like to thank @cloverbug83 for helping with the math.

TL:DR The dates in stardew valley are incorrect and I updated them according to IRL seasons.

Omg the Dwarf is so cute I just wanna snuggle them~

FINISHED

As usual, they are all on my red bubble, ready to be stuck onto whatever your heart desires

Finally, I drew the other half of the cast, it took a long time and a lot of effort, but here they are. I might make a third post where they're rearranged to make more sense and sell those as prints on Red Bubble. This was a lot of fun, I'm not sure if I will, but I might do expanded if this gets enough traction

Please reblog! This took a lot of time and effort to finish and anything would be appreciated!

Previous post Commission info Red Bubble

Close ups:

And thats them all! Hope y'all enjoyed

Sorry, it's just funny

Pierre does not winning at all

Pierre for an ask

I'm lazy to translate so just this

Eh.

My little sigmas

Like father like daughter

Pierre is the real mr fox

Шо якщо я кину у вас картінки по стардю(переважно гей олд мен)

CW artistic nudity , Sandy

Idk, i just like this way more

Ugh

I'm gonna kms now

Collab with @vilochkaaa

Ugh

I love doing fem version of my favs....

i made this.

(im scared)

Please, follow and I will cry from happiness

Pierre's General Store is now online!

Pierre's General Store decides to open ask for our customers where they can leave feedback about the store and service or ask the owner some questions anonymously!

We are glad to hear your request and will take your wishes into account!

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RULES in asks:

- Rating 16+

- Any discrimination aren't allowed

- No spam

- You can submit asks from another character/NPC

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Art ask blog

UGGGH????? I JUST WANTED A TREND WITH THEM....

YouTube - Tiktok

I go by Pierre in QnA(ask) in tg, sooo... Idk, i just wanted to share this here too

Q: So, what was in your secret stash?

(yeah, morris/pierre mentioned)

Bc of ppl like that, i kinda scared that i draw my fav characters not in the right way

Also, ppl just have fun with their fav characters, they wanna have cute/funny content with them... So why not? Like with any other characters...

the frequent babygirl-ification of pierre on this site pisses me off n even though its extremely overdramatic, I immediately and indiscriminately block people who do it or take part in it

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Sad Temptation (1999)

Ah yes... My fav magical girls....

Nice day for making cringe content

I'm obsessed with Cabaret.... So... I draw them like emcees

I hope y'all liked it :P

Pierre as Alan Cumming's Emcee

Morris as Joel Grey's Emcee

I'M SORRY.... It's really cringe 😭😭

YT - TT !!