Ryan Bergara - Blog Posts

Shout out to that one ghost on buzzfeed unsolved supernatural named “Apple tater” who did nothing the whole time but talk about his food allergy and spaghetti but was still infinitely more real than all those other ghosts.

Buzzfeed Unsolved

For later 😔

Rebloging for others who don't have 6$ or don't want to spend it.

Watcher google drive

i think the title is pretty self explanitory

Only ghost files on it atm but Mystery Files and Puppet History are next. Watcher has back pedalled on deleteing all their free content to lock it behind a pay wall but y'know what? maybe I just dont want to give them ad revenue anymore, which is evil but screw them. Also they may still back pedal on their back pedalling, which is to many pedals anyways.

I have full intentions to try and watch the shows but I just never had time, and now I genuinely can't. Like I feel the same and want to watch to see if I can get into it but...

I am actually fine with watcher leaving YouTube. I was an Unsolved watcher myself, particularly enjoyed True Crime (yeah judge me, we all have guilty pleasures). Once they left buzzfeed I understood, but the stuff over at watcher has never been the same to me.

Ghost files and Mystery files are fine, but obviously not the same. Which is understandable, they tried to stop being „the guys from buzzfeed unsolved“ and be „watcher“ instead. Good for them!

Mystery files just never gave me the same enjoyment Unsolved did, it honestly doesn’t seem like a fully baked concept to me. I can’t rly explain it, since they did follow the old unsolved concept. (Also found it funny how Ryan pretended to have come up with a great new idea when mystery files started airing but that’s another story)

Ghost files is good, but as mentioned, Unsolved Supernatural was always the „uglier sibling“ to me.

Puppet history is nice, however I always found myself watching it only when I couldn’t find anything else. I understand ppl loOoOove the professor, that’s great, just not rly my cup of tea.

All the other shows I could never get into. Watched an occasional ep of „Too many spirits“, „are you scared?“ I never understood. Their other shows never enticed me. All that led to me never even subscribing as I have recently noticed oops.

All in all, I think the paywall was a stupid stupid decision, that might not make them more money in the long run. Hope they get the „artistic freedom“ they expect from this change. I’m glad to be rewatching old Unsolved eps from time to time, since that’s something I was doing already anyway.

Bye watcher, I’d lie if I said I’ll rly miss you.

Watcher fandom really is on fire right now, and not in the good way.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!

good to be a ghost hunter

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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

i love going into a ghost files episode because the beginning teaser comp is always shane and ryan hooting and hollering plus some spooky footage so im all like “OH SNAP THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS”

and then i finish the episode and it was just these two men standing about dark and empty places taking the piss out of each other with some tense music edited in the background

yup, another Puppet History/Obey Me cross over.

My Pichu-hating ghost

Hi.

I have a ghost, and his name is Jerky. He’s an ass, hense his name. I enjoy pokemon and have a good amount of pokemon funko pops. One of my first ones was a Pichu (the evolution before pikachu). I have about 5 other funko pops on the same shelf as my Pichu one, yet the only one falling almost constantly is Pichu. One time it flung itself across the room and hit my desk (A good few feet away). Multiple times I’d find it in the trash or underneath my couch somehow?? (I have a couch cause I sleep on a futon very comfy btw). Also sometimes when i’m up late at night questioning my exsistance when I’ll see a figure standing in front of my door. You know how in the dark your vision is like a bunch of tiny dots? Yeah, near my door a bunch of them will get darker than every other one and look like a person. It’s moved as well, liked walked around and stuff. One time It was right in front of my face when I saw it. 

He hasn’t done anything other than be an asshole about my pokemon choices. He just kinda vibes most times. He also moved my curtains a couple times. I want to use a spirit box but I don’t have one lol. Have a good night, and whatever weird drink Steven made u all.

(bring back the professor please)

i dont understand why watcher didn’t move forward with channel members like smosh did… confusing me. i cant pay $5 for the 2 shows i watch from their channel(puppet history and mystery/ghost files)

the boys

For future reference, how does one apply to work at watcher? I feel like this would be a job I'd very much enjoy. Is there some kind of like initiation that we have to go through? Or is it select members only type of thing??

@wearewatcher

If Ryan and Shane are "divorced", I'm packing my bags and going with Ryan. Sorry, Shane. I'm a boogara at heart. Can't leave the little guy by himself.

@wearewatcher

Shane beating the shit out of the ghost of Mr. Hull 🤝 Ryan beating the shit out a evil hologram version of the professor

The Professor’s death in the season four finale of Puppet History genuinely upset me. How could Ryan “Beef Boy” Bergara do such a thing to a sweet little blue puppet who just wanted to teach history??? I can never forgive him for such crimes. Granted now that I’m caught up and have been told The Professor has made a revival of himself, I hope he gets his revenge. Justice for The Professor!

Finally getting around to watching Puppet History (I’m behind on it as I didn’t watch it when it first came out) and I’m already on season two and man I love how unhinged the Professor is. Also the songs?? The songs at the end are top tier and I love them.

Since ghost files is ending, I’m gonna share two of my fav moments that I have absolutely loved. The first: Ryan and Shane being called a “nerd” by one of the ghosts in the St. Ignatisus (I think it’s that episode, if I’m wrong, please let me know!). The second: Shane beating the absolute daylights out of Mr. Hull and believing wholeheartedly that he may have killed a ghost.

Man. I would love to go ghost hunting with Ryan and Shane. I feel like I wouldn’t even be scared. So much chaos would be happening just between the two of them that I wouldn’t even need to feel fear. However, the moment I do have to go on a solo investigation, just know I will be metaphorically shitting my pants the moment something happens to me.

Just coming on here to say that I have been loving Ghost Files so far. Like I feel that after Buzzfeed Unsolved, the boys have def improved in their skills and it shows. They truly have earned that title of the best ghost hunters. So proud of them and everything them and the crew have accomplished so far.

The Substitute’s song from puppet history is in the top ten villain songs of all time, and that is a hill I will die on

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

Hi hello hey I sent you an ask a a while back and I fear tumblr migh have eaten it. Apologies if you get this for the second time! But I saw your post about wanting to listen to Puppet History songs and I wanted to let you know that a lot of them are on soundcloud (with lyrics!!!)! I don't know why all the songs aren't there but most of them are!

Oh cool! Thank you, I will check them out there👍 Mainly I wish they were on Apple Music, because that’s where I listen to most stuff. So then one day I can be putting my music on shuffle and just get jump scared by the hippo vore song.

Hi Hughie Stone Fish from Lewberger helped write the hippo vore song from puppet history.

Hughie Stone Fish hippo vore.

That’s all I wanted to say thank you.

@justplaystupid said separate YouTube playlist with the songs too which is a very good alternative. As long as I can jam out to the gay oars while I brush my teeth every morning, I’m happy.

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

zoinks, shane!

Funfact.

ELMOS 3 🧍

Yeah? Youngest Puppet University graduate, his family is so proud

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

I just love Shane sitting outside talking to their camera people and Ryan inside just “(screams) FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!”

It’s August and my will to live has been restored

Justice for the Professor's little hat