Redacted Vampires - Blog Posts

PHONE ON THE TABLE NOW.

GDUYDGAG I LOVE PORTERR WE BANGIN ON THE FERRIS WHEELLLL.

my tumblr is blue.

I FEEL LIK ETHE BIRTHDAY DUDE, WHERE HES DRUNK AND WISHED A GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HES SCREAMING SO LOUD THE AUDIO LIE DISSAPEARS !!

how tf is my tumbler blue?

IM AB TO FO FERAL LIKE IM APART OF THE SHAW PACK NOW. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! poor David. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFETIME IF ERIK POSTS SOMEONING AB FATHERS DAY AND MENTIONS DAVID AND MILOS FATHERS/.

hey siri, how do I fix my Tumblr?

thoughts b4 i go mimi’s

ima js say, i know i got this from somewhere i js don’t remember and i’ve been thinking ab this for a while now. Yall think that being turned (into a vamp) takes away ur shifting abilities. like u can’t be both at the same time (vamp + shifter [sam and darlin style]) cause it over clocks ur magical core. milo style.

and like instead of js not being able to be a vamp it permanently takes away all ur magic.

anyways Too Sweet by hozier goes dummy hard turn this shit tf up !! (is his name pronounced hoe-zer or am i js being a silly lil sleepy babe)

Porters halloween costume is Harry Hook

Vincent & William angst headcanon!!

Vincent feel into a deep depression during the months following William invoking him, causing Vincent to frequently forget to fulfill his basic needs like bathing and eating. So, William would do it for him. William would fill up his bathtub and carry Vincent from his bed to the bathroom and bath him, he'd bring a blood bag or two to Vincent's room and sit him up and help him drink it while rubbing his back, he'd sit Vincent in front of himself and brush out his matted hair carfully so he wouldn't pull Vincent's hair.

The reason William sees Vincent as his child is because he had to take care of him in the way you would a small child - helping bath them, brushing their hair, feeding them, ect. William wants to care for and protect Vincent because once he started he couldn't stop.

I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS IN WORDS

I WANT TO EAT THIS

disgruntled vincent for tonight

Summit pt. 2 spoilers

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?

THAT'S HOW THE VAMPS PUT PPL ON TRIAL!? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A BIG FUCKEN COURT ROOM AND THE PERSON WAS GUITTOTINED IF FOUND GUILTY NOT THIS!!

Like they just killed him right there..

It took no more than 20 mins

My gods..

My theory that Quinn isn't dead has been strengthened but also weakened at the same time. Like they likely just sat in a room went over evidence and fucken snapped his neck in less then 30 mins but he also could have bribed the person who was judge, jury, and executioner, I honestly doubt there're any laws against that.

I NEED PART 3 NOWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHH

Idk if it's been long enough to not put spoilers but I'll do it just to be safe

Summit spoilers!

I want sweetheart to be the one who killed Alexander.

HEAR ME OUT!!!!1!1!1!! Like imagine that Sweetheart got found out, like the noise that we heard before it cut to Porter & Vince was Sweetheart slipping on something, getting them caught causing Alexander to attack them but they somehow manage to - with only their raw strength, adrenaline, and tactical intelligence - kill an over 200 year old vampire.

That would be so cool & badass!! Like they could even get away with it by pleading self-defense

Being old blood is fun and games until you have to go to the Monarchal Summit and sit next to some guy from like fucken 1880 while he shares his "hot takes" on the gays.

Saw a screenshot of a Tweet that was like “Tweet like the MCU is real and you live in it.”

So obviously:

Reblog this with a post like the Redactedverse is real and you live in it

I’ll go first

“Best part about being a Dreamwalker is putting my Freelancer sister to sleep when she’s being insufferable. Best part of having a Fire Elemental husband is not needing to turn the heater on in the winter”