Redacted Dear - Blog Posts

Wait we are hating on dear?

been seeing a lot of dear discourse lately and its very interesting as someone who doesn't listen to lasko . why everybody hate that bitch

Do you guys think dear will be just looking at lasko and kisses him after a while there's just lipstick all over his face and neck while he is as red as a tomato

(GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE)

i might want dear as much as lasko wants them😩

i made a playlist for dear because i’m obsessed with them, is mostly music i think they would listen to

(they’re a radiohead fan, yeah i’m sorry too)

“hi dear” (omg im in love)

sigh

HELP????

THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??

(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)

OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.

anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)

is somebody gunna match lasko’s freak?

lowkey feel like Dear listens to songs like that, like sexyy red, ice spice, lay banks, and flo milli. And in the car Dear’s singing their heart out while Lasko is sitting there flustered n’shit.

but then again like any bad bitch Dear has a whole other playlist full of more toned down playlist like kendrick, gorillaz, billie eilish, and frank ocean.

then when lasko gets the aux, it’s all Chappel Roan (on the fence ab this one..) Sza, childish, laufey, and brent faiyaz.

should i make a series where i head canon RA characters music taste?

(btw Dear and Lasko have mini dance party’s in the middle of the night, Erik told me himself.)

Ok see you in another 7 months Redacted Tumblr

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

I want to eat this :3

Inspired by @claracatlady ‘s lil outfit series for her listeners, I wanted to show off some of my Coworker’s style~

They prefer to feel open, flowy. Fitted tops + loose bottoms combo enthusiast. They’re not really a fan of the colder seasons, if you couldn’t tell lol They can work with autumn, but winter just kicks their ass— (despite that, they’re a Christmas lover)

(I might do this with my Baaabe and Doc too, what do y’all think?)