Pro Severus Snape - Blog Posts

With the general consensus around James Potter being “ yeah he was an ass in school but he grew out of it and changed for the better”, I often wonder if that would still hold true if the entirety of Snape’s Worst Memory was shown in the movie. And I mean everything.

Not just Snape being verbally humiliated and emasculated in front of all his peers, but being (the equivalent of) tied up and gagged, and forcibly putting him in a position that exposes his underwear and threatened even further with exposing his private areas.

Reading the scene should be enough to leave a bad taste in anyone’s mouth but to see it play out visually, it would be harder to brush it off as “boyish behavior or horseplay” imo.

comedic snippets from the freshly posted ch2 of inspiral!!

here's the summarizing line:

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snape my absolute king shines bright this chap:

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I totally understand that James did nothing for Harry, for the most part of Harry's life. But it's not like he didn't do anything willingly. If I am not wrong he seemed a pretty decent dad for the time he was alive after Harry's birth.

And yeah, people don't talk enough about how what Severus did was brave and all that. But that's because they keep talking about how he had no right to be a dick to children just because he was bullied too, your trauma doesn't give you any right to traumatize other people. And at the end, what he did against Voldy was for revenge and for some sort of apologizing to Lily by "protecting" her son. He might have loved Lily, but it wasn't too long before that was turned into obsession. I empathized with the school boy Severus. But after that, it was a bit too twisted.

People get mad that Harry named his son after Severus. However I’m leaning more towards the fact that Snape did the most thankless job even after being mistreated all of his life by the people he was saving and working with and the only thanks he gets- the only time anyone has decided to remember a single thing he did- it’s when Harry is naming his spawn.

Severus is not even the spawn’s first name, it’s his second name. Oh yeah and he threw in some half-baked dialogue about how Severus was brave. Wow truly what a fucking treat, what an homage.

And people are complaining that he didn’t name his kid after Hargid (or Lupin I don’t think which is pretty sad and also thankless). And I agree, but instead of switching out Severus’s name, take out James’s.

He named one of his kids James Sirius Potter (which is just so cringe) and like my question is why? Sirius is perfectly understandable but why James? James has done absolutely nothing-and I mean-NOTHING for Harry apart from get compared to him and has basically acted as a sperm donor to Harry. No- not a father, because being a father actually requires raising ur kid- no James’s only merit is that he had a wizard messiah in his ballsack. Brilliant.

What’s the funniest Snarry fic you’ve ever read?

I’m asking because I’m having trouble finding some good quality comedy/crack snarry fics that isn’t smut-centric or genderbent.

Some freestyle Sevvy doodles! Purple really is his colour.

Warning: I do not know English. Thank you, Google Translate!

O God! (Which I don't believe in...) A little girl falls in love with her friend, having a difficult phase of self-acceptance throughout childhood, and then that same friend marries a school bully who undresses her in front of the whole school. I cry.

But now Dumbledore and Snape have that tragic gay vibe :D

I cry.

My dream is a fanfic about a female Severus Snape who is a lesbian. BAM! And so the story of Severus Snape becomes even more tragic~

It really be like that but honestly I love it and always will 😌

Severitus be like...

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Translation

1. At first, Dumbledore considered the young man a “chessman”

2. An especially useful “piece” to take The Dark Lord down

3. But he ended up pouring too much love

4. And the “chessman” turned into a “human”, a kid he cared about

5. At last he let the kid used him as a “piece” to end the game

*Chess piece (棋子) rhymes with Kid (孩子) in Chinese

One of my favourite genres: Severus finally breaking under pressure, Sirius having to deal with "Severus Snape is a human person too" understanding 🥺🥺🥺

It's interesting in both directions I saw it: when they hate each other and it forces Sirius to see human in Snape or when they are already on kinda friendly terms (at least they tolerate each other) but Sirius doesn't see how much pain there is inside of Snape and has to finally see it to full extent.

These guys' hurt/comfort scenes are always a gourmet dish but it gets too salty from my tears too fast 🙃

Marauder’s Era Snack where Sirius quite often has to reassure Severus that their relationship is not some intricate prank scheme because Snape for a long time reacts to any hint that it is in a "I knew it, what else to expect" kind of way and Sirius can't even blame anyone but himself 🙃🙃🙃

Love fics where their relationship develop in a slowburn way and all their canon backstory doesn't just disappear, because, hell, it's such an interesting thing to untangle and try to make work 🥺

another one of favourite tropes for these two: when in OOTP Sirius just doesn’t want to let Severus go to Voldemort 😭

i made several sketches while drawing my previous art with sirius and severus and i decided to finish some of them because they are cute 🥺🥺🥺

Please this is such a cute mental image 😭

7 year old snape: physically, i’m here. mentally, i'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.

Lily: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Lily: cuLt leader.

Lily: God hates me personally.

Lily: cowBoy hat.

Lily: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Severus: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Severus: cuLt leader.

Severus: God hates me personally.

Severus: cowBoy hat.

Severus: *sniffles* Trying my best.

Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Lucius: That’s what scares me.

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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Narcissa: That’s what scares me.

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Severus: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Sirius: Not it!

James: Not it!

Severus: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

Severus: I'm bored.

Lily: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Severus: Sure!

Remus, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put James down!!

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*

Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Narcissa: ... N-No...

Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Bellatrix: I see a-

Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Lucius: Oh, well I-

Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...

Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Narcissa:

Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Narcissa:

Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Severus: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.

Severus: And if you don't well then fuck you.

Severus: I'm looking at you, Bellatrix, you jealous mop.

Severus: You read my diary?

Bellatrix: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Bellatrix: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Severus: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Bellatrix: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Severus: You take that back!!!

Bellatrix: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Regulus, barging in: Syphilis!

Severus:

Regulus:

Severus: Pardon?

Severus: So what’s for dinner?

Regulus: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Severus: …

Severus: Is it soup?

Regulus: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Severus: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Regulus: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Severus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Severus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Severus, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Lily: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Severus: That one. I want that one.