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im gonna say something controversial yet brave

bdg as shitty b knight

LISTEN based almost entirely on looks and a chaotic good, undercover genius energy you cannot tell me it wouldn’t make sense for him to play shitty in some sort of live action adaptation

gill and gilbert but it's just Brian saying "Pat Gill" for a minute and a half

Polygon’s Overboard Episode 20 out of context (which you should watch btw)

If you’re bored during confinement and desperately looking for something fun to watch, I highly recommend the Unraveled series by Brian David Gilbert. The premise if that a very dapper gentleman decides to delve into video game lore in absurd detail to answer questions about them nobody asked as thoroughly as possible, and it’s hilarious.

He also occasionally strays a bit from this premise (like cooking and testing every recipe form Breath of the Wild, creating the perfect Pokérap or improving his own apartment thanks to the Sims) but the important thing is, he always puts a ludicrous amount of research into things no-one should care about, and makes you really care about it.

Here’s the first video, there should be a playlist for the full show on the YouTube page:

And if you don’t wanna watch the whole thing (but you’d be doing yourself a disservice), I have a few recommendations for what I’d consider “must watch”-es:

- Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes (the first video and one that gives you a great idea of what to expect);

- Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story);

- How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game);

- How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters (first one I saw and one of the funniest IMO. And I say that as someone who hardly knows anything about Fire Emblem);

- I used The Sims to perfect my apartment (I especially love that this one has a very positive morale to it);

- Waluigi, Unraveled.

Hope that’ll help at least brighten your day for some of you. Have fun and stay safe!

brian and clayton’s pictures during overboard ep 20

You didn't have to do it to him, Abby.

source: Polygon, Overboard - Let’s play SECRET HITLER

quarantine got me memorizing bdg’s perfect pokerap.

Simone from polygon.com's laugh rb if u agree

Underrated polygon pic

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you know who i miss?

Dasha, Vang0 Bang0, and Burger Chainz

ok but polygon is just outright criticizing capitalism at this point. they’re not even trying to hide it.

between what brian said the other day and this,,,, don't do it polygon don't give me hope for another cyberpunk video

I finally watched the cyberpunk episode and I had to doodle at least one of them

me, in april: wow i can’t wait to waste my junior year indoors and get outside once quarantine ends!

may:

until the very last line of this i thought this was about the great gatsby and i was Supremely Confused

Y’know that bit from Gil and Gilbert where Pat just picks Brian up and holds him over his shoulder for a good three minutes and when he puts him down somehow Brian is the winded one? Daisy and Jon

personally cannot fucking cope with bdg’s new video

that is exactly what we wanted polygon WE DID WANT CHARLES MARNET DOING A FUNNY VOICE

Uh, Polygon?

Hello?????

Don’t you dare fucking speak for us.