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unraveled gays reblog with your favorite moment from the perfect pokerap. im curious

my classmates spouting shit about how our racist ass team name shouldn’t be changed and then turning to me in an effort to get the speech and debate kid to back them up

I fuckin. I KNOW there’s a good meme that could be made for this image but I just. cannot think of one. I can’t think of anything funnier than this picture of pat gill without context

liking bdg and having mental illness b like:

*copes by watching dances moving*

*rewatches gill and gilbert*

*rewatches unraveled*

*listens to clean slated state and cries*

i’m a serious artist

I text my friends about Polygon an awful lot.

I was so focused on investigating the inner machinations of this bulbous boy

That i never asked why i was investigating

(been fiddling with this one for a few weeks, i promise i’ll draw something non-polygon related one day :’))

y’all, i said i was gonna learn the perfect pokerap and im getting through it. i have most of it subconciously memorised its just this one e v i l passage:

i cant do it >:( i have everything before and most after it but i c a n t

Watching Unraveled to procrastinate on exam revision

y’all need to check out brian david gilbert’s wiki

BDG cosplay babeyyy

My ACNH creator code is MA-5539-4049-5253 so you can get the shirt too, if you want to :’-)

can i galaxy brain for a moment?

my theory is that simone serves the literary purpose of the everyman, like watson in sherlock holmes or nick carraway in the great gatsby. she is the vessel by which the viewer relates to and understands the world, ie the events of each episode of overboard. this is further evidenced when she references the memes that the audience would immediately draw associations to, or laugh incredibly loudly at goofs. that’s why she’s the only one who catches on to being gaslighted by brian in werewolf (though she is quickly convinced afterwards) and she begins to graffiti the stars in cosmic encounter when the viewer too begins to be confused by the events that occur. 

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade

Two Professional Video Producers (x)

(alt. title: Wait For It)

Pat & Brian + 🕺🕺

[id: Five gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert dancing together in various Polygon videos and streams. Patrick is a tall, thin white man with chin-length brown hair and glasses. Brian is a thin white man with floppy brown hair and glasses. GIF 1: Pat and Brian perform a synchronized dance together during Unraveled Live. GIF 2: Brian and Pat link arms, dancing side to side while sitting on the G&G couch. GIF 3: Brian and Pat squat and shake their hips in synchronization in front of a green screen Tetris backdrop. GIF 4: Brian and Pat step-touch side to side while Pat holds a laptop. GIF 5: Pat and Brian dance wildly in front of an Unraveled backdrop in an all-black room.]

before and after

Hey I woke up this morning and decided to make a checklist of overboard episodes bc i’m bored

How many episodes of Polygon’s Overboard have you seen?

“I bore this burden. For you.”

Editing Unraveled episodes to look like different types of media: “I read all 337 books in Skyrim so that you don’t have to” as a found footage horror tape.

This is a segment called: a friendly reminder that Brian can beatbox

the original cyberpunk ttrpg takes place in 2020

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.

nothing and I mean nothing - will ever be more powerful than clayton saying “I’m the masochist”

i do NOT have enough braincells to understand the rules of the game in the new polygon overboard, but goddamn if i don’t love watchin those funky polygon friends argue about the rules on a zoom call

→ id: Six gifs of Patrick Gill. He is thin and pale with chin-length dark brown hair and circular glasses. He is wearing a black graphic tee and sitting on a couch with a microphone in front of him. In the gifs, he fusses with his hair, pushing it back, deliberately messing it up, and finally pulling back the top half and smiling.