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The state of tbb fandom discourse:
Tech's death is Hunter's fault, because he shouldn't have okayed the mission, but at the same time, if he didn't okay the mission the Crosshair girlies would devour Hunter alive.
Actually, no! It's Crosshair's fault, because he shot his commanding officer for being a dick and not helping Mayday and getting detained at Tantiss.
But if you think about it, it's Mayday's fault, if he didn't die then Crosshair wouldn't defect. The audacity!
However! It's Echo's fault, because he delivered the info on clones being experimented on by Hemlock.
No, it's clearly Howzer's fault for getting thrown into imperial prison which made Echo go after him which made Echo find the intel in the first place.
And somehow, it's Omega's fault too cause she made Tech admit he sees them all as family and without her, maybe he wouldn't vouch for Crosshair so much.
But wait, wait, wait! It's Rex's fault, because if Rex didn't believe Echo was alive, then they wouldn't have saved Echo and Echo wouldn't have saved Howzer and wouldn't have got the intel and wouldn't have asked Tech to decrypt it.
Or maybe it was Five's fault, because he didn't manage to shoot Palpatine?
No. It has to be the Zillo Beast's fault for not eating Palpatine back in the Clone Wars.
But had you considered it was actually Jar Jar's fault because he was gullible enough to vouch for Palpatine to take the seat of Chancellor?
Nah. It's Qui-Gon's fault for freeing Anakin, because if Anakin had stayed on Tatooine he wouldn't have grown up to become Vader and help topple the Republic.
Actually, it's Darth Plagueis' fault for messing with the Force and it's Shmi's fault for getting Mother Mary-ed.
Or maybe it's Watto's fault for keeping Anakin as a slave and instilling life long trauma?
Can't be. It had to be Sebulba's fault for sucking at podracing and losing to a 9 year old.
Or maybe it was the Jedi Council's fault because they expelled Ahsoka for political reasons which made Anakin resent the council and gave him one more reason to turn to the darkside.
But then again, Anakin wouldn't have turned if Obi-Wan wasn't such a stickler for rules and Anakin felt like he could confide in his master with his problems.
It's Dooku's fault.
It's Saw Gerrera's fault.
It's Lux Bonteri's fault.
It's Ahsoka's fault.
It's Chancellor Valorum's fault.
It's Nute Gunray's fault.
It's Tarkin's fault.
It's Darth Bane's fault.
It's Padmé's fault.
It's Mace Windu's fault.
It's Tup's fault.
It's Evan Piell's fault.
It's Yoda's fault.
It's Shaak Ti's fault.
It's the Kaminoans fault.
It's Hemlock's fault.
It's Dex's fault.
It's the youngling who told Obi-Wan that someone erased the archive's memory's fault.
It's Jango's fault.
It's Glup Shitto's fault.
Actually, you know what? Let's fucking go full circle and blame Tech on Tech's death. He shot the fucking cable.