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I think everyone should go look at pictures of Anthony Mackie in pain & gain. It's a good time.

My life motto is quite literally anything worth doing is worth doing poorly 😎

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

THANK YOU!!

Annabelles weapons along with a prototype for her shotgun parasol!

I like the concept that the tip of the gun's barrel acts like the tip of the parasol, and no one tends to notice it. The handle screws off and has a blade at the end of it. Both her knives and revolver are accessorized because of her obsession with tiny original details.

Annabelle 100% has muscle, her parasol is most definitely heavy due to the shotgun, so she needs said muscle to make it look like it's light.

Shikako fandom is like if a few many eyed angels descended and went "god is dead, but worry not. we will take care of things from here."

Kei fandom is like thinking the room you're in is crowded with people, but actually it's just one person with fifteen microphones.

The human body is a sham and I want a refund.

The walls in my room are breathing.

Me in a professional kitchen environment with lots of things to keep me busy: I can handle high heat, oil burns, deep cuts and carry huge potato sacks and other weights with little to no effect on the working process, and I aspire to be excellent in everything I'm tasked with

Me during Covid/online therapy classes: Mmh.... I cant stay seated for two mimnutes and push a coumple buttonms on my laptop for my assignmemt.. . It's due tonigmt...i need a distraction 🥺👉👈

Me as a Fae tbh

A kind and generous Fae is desperately trying to convince a starving guest to eat. The Guest, well aware of the rules of the Fae, is paranoid and constantly worried about falling victim to said Fae.

I am so ready for Squid Game 3. Can you imagine Gihun finally discovering who the Front Man is, processing all the wild things he's done with his alter ego, and then it being revealed too—wait, he’s Jun Ho’s brother?!

I just imagine Jun Ho, looking super casual: So, you met my brother. Sorry for not mentioning that earlier.

And Gihun, internally: 'Uh... I did a lot more than just meet him…’ 😳

s3 predictions

"There are many things my father does not know about Murmansk," Artemis said deliberately. "Chief among them that to save his life, I first had him shot." ~ Thrower of the Dart, by Vathara

Such a good fic!!! I cannot recommend more if you like either Artemis Fowl or the 2012 movie Avengers.

((else, Vathara had plenty of other good things to read))

(Pssst, hey- truth or dare)

can someone pls tell me if it's that I used ai to help me creating the country my novel takes place in?

I tried my best doing it all by myself but me and geopolitics is the same as a trying to teach a whale how to fly, so I used an ai to help me figuring it out some stuff like economy and politics

I don't really think it is that bad anyways, Im already procatinating actually writing enough and learning how economy works would certainly not help

Using 🙏🏽 palette when your icon says you're pastier than Elmer's glue is blackface

My dude.. I have brown skin

besides what does my icon has to do with anything..?

Bro..

if this post reaches your dashboard, it’s a sign for you to close tumblr and go write that fic in your drafts

the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

So ummmmm

Tumblr just messaged me. Am I being spied on?

Do you really think my socially awkward ass CAN do that?

I don’t even remember this.

What did I do?

Is this how Frieda are made?

Is this why I’m so lonely?

got to the start of the trial and I was wrong but….

ISNT THAT THAT RUSSIAN TERRRORIST FROM THE SECOND CASE?!?!?!

OMG IT ACTUALLY IS?!?

This trial is definitely rigged because WHO WOULD ALLOW THIS MAN TO BE A JUROR?!? NOT ONLY IS HE NOT EVEN FROM BRITAIN HES A CRIMINAL!!!!!!

Edit: he’s actually a Russian revolutionary, but since Sholmes assumed that he was kidnapping someone, I still think he should be arrested.

I’m playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and have gotten to Ep. 5. Here are my predictions:

‘Benedict’ (if that’s really his name) will be murdered, and Gina will be the prime suspect.

I’m playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and have gotten to Ep. 5. Here are my predictions:

‘Benedict’ (if that’s really his name) will be murdered, and Gina will be the prime suspect.

God I am sick and tired of people uwu-washing indigenous American history.

Did the Inca have exquisite building techniques, efficient messengers, and quality waterworks? Yes. They were also an expansionist empire built on violent conquest and the splitting up and relocating of conquered peoples.

Did the Aztecs have a gorgeous capital city built at the heart of a lake, with floating farms and towering temples honoring their fascinating pantheon? Yes. Guess what tho. They were also a violent expansionist empire who practiced ritual sacrifice of prisoners of war.

The Iroquois confederacy had one of the most unique representative political systems I’ve ever heard of, with women taking a forefront in most local government matters too. But their internal peace allowed them to redirect violence to their neighbors, as so often happens with tribal confederations, and they eventually violently conquered the Ohio valley and destroyed or displaced dozens of other indigenous groups.

Even my beloved Cahokia has the graves of sacrifice victims amidst its ruins.

A society should not need to be (and fundamentally cannot be) squeaky clean unproblematically stannable in order to be worth studying and remembering, and pretending that they were is no less disinformative than the European accounts painting them as godless savages.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

What the hap is fuckening?

what are your thoughts on the probable backyardigans reboot?