Find your tribe in a Sea of Creativity
This is if you really are cruel. Either from your own supply or a very distasteful friend/family member, empty out a hand sanitizer bottle then refill it with a mixture of Vaseline and vinegar. Leave it to them as a "present" or offer it to random people you don't like.
Step 1: Get a powerfull voice amplification system of some kind. Ex: large series of Speakers, array of police cruisers, army of megaphones. Step 2: Find a large social gathering like a parade, festival, or funeral. Step 3: Position amplification system in way to get maximum number of people to hear your voice. Step 4: Turn on amplification system in way to create an echo effect and yell into the crowds " OKAY GOOGLE"! Step 5: Listen to the Symphony of phones turning Google repeatedly due to the echo.
Tried drawing Athena. It’s very rough around the edges but I’m proud of it.