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New watch list! After the weird and off-putting poorly handled abuse analogy that was Nosferatu 2024, it’ll be nice to see some classic vampire media again.

extremely unprofessional reviews of dracula adaptations ft. my overdramatic commentary

hello and welcome to my 100% Scientific Evaluation of Various Dracula Films! my credentials are that i recently read the novel and am now firmly in the clutches of a vampire obsession, have too much free time, and never grew out of my goth phase.

ill be rating each adaptation (using a completely arbitrary and subjective 10-point scale) on how faithful it is to the book, how gothic it is in terms of aesthetics, and how much i personally liked it overall. ill also be rating - and this is crucial - how hot each film’s version of count dracula is, because im gay and i have a crush on him.

spoilers ahead.

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When some weird, flirty, murder version of your cute dorkass boyfriend thinks he's hot shit.

(Recovering from being sick so I don't have the energy to draw properly, but I do have the energy to amuse myself!)

Just started watching Castlevania: nocturne and 10 seconds in they already gave us a new scary vampire daddy to fawn over.