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Okay so like, imagine...

Jack and Ralph are fighting so Ralph coldly calls him 'Merridew', and all Jack's response is :

Jack : Jokes on you, that's what I originally wanted you to call me anyways!

I Saw This And I Just Had To Make It Lotf

Roger, trying to flirt with Jack: So, what's a cutie like you doing with someone like him? *points at Ralph*

Jack : Shut up! I don't think he knows he can do better.

They looked at each other, baffled in love and hate.

William Golding : *sweating* Hetrerosexually.

Jack : Hey Ralph.

Ralph : Hey Jack - bloody hell is that a dead pig?

Jack : Yeah, I killed it for you.

Ralph : What are you? A cat?

Jack : Well no but if you're into that I'm willing -

Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.

Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

Kidnapper: I-

Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-

Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.

No comment..

Jack: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Ralph: Sure.

Jack:

Jack, looking into the coffin: Now listen asshole, i know you're not dead.

Roger: Yeah, no shit!

If anyone ever asks me what lotf is about (which is HIGHLY unlikely), I'll just show them this post and let them figure out the rest..

Ralph: You know you can't do that, right?

Jack: You don't have the conch, you can't boss me around.

Ralph, holding the conch: You can't do that.

Jack: I'm not listening to that.

If this ain't Jack...

Jack: Good morning,god has let me live another day and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem

I'm sorta a mix of Jack and Maurice.. idk

Lotf boys as fun activities:

Roger: "accidentally" dropping plastic knives on people

Percival: Crying

Jack: Hula Hooping in the rain for an hour just to spite the world

Simon: Drawing your inner demons on index cards and talking to them

Piggy: Wheezing when climbing the stairs

Ralph: Printing off Donald Trump tweets and putting them in a bonfire

Maurice: Making pancakes at 2 AM

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yeah I think I need some help because... I... may or may not have done all of this

I would wish for an official 13th chapter or at the very least an epilogue, cuz I need to know WHAT HAPPENED after the kids were rescued..

 A genie: Ok you get one wish. What will it be? A cure for the worlds most deadly disease? World peace?

Me: *Sweating and laughing* Well those are good but...no...what I actually wish for is an updated version of the lord of the flies movie but with writers who actually like and understand the characters and there individual personality’s and motivations and better casting and child actors.

I swear to God Jack, NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN SING

I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.

Okay, last post for the night. Or morning or afternoon or evening in your country idek.

These are pictures I took a couple of weeks ago.

"Lord of the Flies vibes" says the person who has devoted their life to a frickin book.

Guess who finally found their sketchbook😼😼😼

I finally found time to draw today, I’ve been busy for most of this week, but now that I’m back, I promise the regular posting schedule will return, 3 posts a week, trust🙏

Okay I’m gonna go back to working on a project o have plans for

Roger but blue🫢🤯

Made this 3 days ago but figured I might as well post it even if I never finished, Anyways I got to get back to working on the @ask-richardwlll-lotf blog, it’s been weeks since I’ve updated on there

Some unfinished Roger drawings I made this week

Sorry for not locking in this week gang, I’ve had a few drawings I’ve wanted to post but I keep forgetting, I’ll make another post tmw tho, dw

-Roger aka Mekel

In my flop era💔, [ignore how I was supposed to post this yesterday]

Anyways my fav drawing on this page was the mini Roger I drew

Never got the chance to post this a few days ago

But I need to hit the 3 posts a week mark so this is basically last resort js to keep my promise of 3 posts every week💔💔💔

Really shitty drawing but whatever

Me when I have to lock in (I was supposed to write an essay about two character in To Kill A Mockingbird)

Anyways ehhh, really trashy sketch of Roger that I never finished in English class

@raccoon-babe-redbull @mikeru6 @themagicalconchshell @dally-cola-aka-money @jelly-fish-11 @vampiric-kitty @s4int0fthep1t

@rainstrro

This is basically considered an art collab sooo yeah, oh also TYSM everyone who was able to join in on this collab in the lotf gang discord server‼️‼️‼️

Have this bad quality gif that I made, art is by @dally-cola-aka-money :D

AUGH HERE YOU GO, A BUCNH OF DRAWINGS FROM THESE PAST TWO DAYS

Oh and also Mikeru drawing

*skitters away*

[Beatrix is one of my oc’s from a few years ago, finally drawing them again after a long time, oh also Roger is somewhere in the drawings too]

E drawings from yesterday while I was on magma w a few other people in the server :D

The one on the left is Piggy and the one on the right is Roger

((I’m not good at digital art, so I js did small doodles, srry))

SROPF WAIT I FORGOT THE WHITE RUFFLE THING THAT THE CHOIR HAD, NO WONDER ROGER LOOKED A LITTLE OFF TO ME💔💔💔💔

*hits you with amazing bowl cut Maurice art*

The “I miss my wife Roger” was the inspiration for this drawing😋

Er anyways Maurice and and his 1, 2 buckle my shoes from that one dead meme (gave up trying to draw shoes so I did this instead)

O also TYSM Tay for giving me a bowl cut Maurice ref so I could draw him <3

Aehhhhshsss,

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Roger design by @ziggylupin

Drawn by me😋😋😋😋

Errr.. drawings from today ig, idk why I always lock in whenever I’m in English and science class and draw what I’d say are my favorite drawings so far,

O also tysm @ziggylupin ((idk why is not linking it, I swear they’re a real person, please I’m not insane i swear💔😭)) for letting me use ur old lotf Roger design :D

Random lotf drawings from today that me and my friend did, tbh I’m so proud of the the Ralph drawing, it turned out okayish, I was literally struggling sm trying to draw it on the bus

I ate that up fr ((Ik it looks bad but at least I tried to make it look nice while struggling to hold still cuz my had kept moving too much from the bus, so it’s technically a win))

Little doodle of my lotf oc Richard Wolfgang Leo Lionheart Laflame, idk if I want to post this over on the @ask-richardwlll-lotf blog tbh, I’ll think about it, I might, anyways more drawings soon to come! I’ve been answering asks on the other blog but I promise I’ll post on this acc at least 3 times a week on here, like always! :D

Ive lost my color pencils and markers </3

I’ll color both of these pages as soon as I find my art supplies, left is the page from yesterday and on the right is what I drew today in reading

Js a sneak peek of the full page I drew on today, I’ll show it later when I’ve colored the full page, oh also js randomly have Butters hidden in the photo, he kinda look a little ugly tho it’s okay

I might post the full page tmw, I have violin lessons in two hours and I’m not home rn to color the page fully ;-;

Drew this during reading, don’t mind the ugly ahh colors, I had to make due with what I had, also messed up multiple times, I accidentally smudged Roger’s eyes and Jacks hair😭

(Ignore how I’ve changed their designs like 3 times now, still working on it)