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Ginni Rometty, C.E.O. International Business Machines Corporation {IBM}, CC: Michael Bloomberg, Ownership New York Stock Exchange {NYSE}

Ginni, Is it true that you showed up with a 308 handcannon to shoot me when I was partying for the first time in upstate New York?  My second time partying, ever, all time, this generation I was in upstate New York celebrating my Sister Samantha’s College Graduation.  It snowed Memorial Day Weekend that year.  I was driving a blue Geo Metro with a window that would not wind up.  I partied through the night in the bouncy house.  Yes, This is a Hostile Takeover.  I desire to keep you, as I do not believe you are the problem at this time, you are the conduit of confusion to protect people like _________ from bionengineering hazards sites that have fraudulent site permits for operation.  

While away on assignment I requested corporate training from WalMart; I have reached out to them before to assist with career advancement for some of my people.  I am a long way from holding the position and title you now possess.  And I believe, and hope, and pray that you are emotionally and metaphysically prepared for this transition at IBM.  I cannot capture what we have done.  I can map what is happening with TabletOne, and that means I am about twenty years from coming into the office with my intellectual property mapping device ready to work as CEO, IBM.

What Planet Earth Needs Right Now is #IBMLEADERSHIP.  This product will takeover most of the leases Apple Corporation has with Best Buy Consumer Retail Electronics.  This expands IBM Employment into the retail sector.  And yes, I always have my eye on boutique airport consumer retail electronics storefronts.  The product is called Platform Transition.  BLOOMBERG innovated in this business sector with the BLOOMBERG Terminal.  We are going to provide any consumer that agrees to pay for one year of digital cloud and digital footprint tracking by IBM a massive User Interface Overhaul on their one year anniversary working with #IBMRESEARCH on location inside of Best Buy Retail Locations.  Upfront we will offer a few cute tricks like a slick memes generator for selfies.  This does not violate the Windows Microsoft End User License Agreement.  And now you are in charge.  right?  Signed, ALways ALexander

Hi Angelina Jolie

I spent a lot of time, while away on the job at Emergency Psychiatric Services Bascom Ave San Jose California Valley Medical, developing a career that will provide you all of the security you desire and require.  Family First.  Of Course.  Guardianship is very complex and I am preparing a very dominating career that will protect my personal business; I call spy camps; and it will protect your children, your family, your Christmas Season.  Whether or not we live daily as a married couple; we are going to work together on parenting.  That is The Order.  The File&Folder is called 89DZAN143AJ.  I spent a lot of time with Vanity Fair September 2017.  The Good The Bad and The Ugly.  My computer screen got hacked twice this morning and both times saw pictures of you.  IBM Blue Book of Courthouse Parenting.  My Spy Camps are going to self launch a Best Buy Product Line Called #IBMLEADERSHIP and they will wear IBM Blue Collared Shirts labelled #IBMRESEARCH with availability for a pocket protect name tag swipe card security system.  I will feel a lot better when we begin talking about parenting with each other.  I found evidence of a conservation parenting program for any age person; which I need to continue avoiding capture by personally.  

The code: the term file&folder will become in vogue.  Be Ready for Mass Media Day.  Be Ready for Mass Media day that will tell the live truth of the day.  I am working on Page Six and This American Life.  Your Alexander

Hey Alexis Texas,

We are looking at our customer for the first time.  This woman needs to race you in the Rocket Ship that we sell her.  We are already doing an advertisement for Ambassador Angelina Jolie.  We are the salesman and the advertisement from her has been on display long enough that I cannot reference the branding.

When we address each other, we will use words like DOM and SUB.  That is part of our reality.  This Woman, does not use that language.  And that is why its important for me to explain something to you about our relationship.  I am telling you, ordering you, and providing you the wherewithal to do a VOGUE Fashion Shoot.  You are an adult.  You have a career.  THE SAINT LAURENT may be a more favorable option considering our clientele has secure Real Estate and Title.  That is a decision I leave up to you for you to decide, as we map our way to an Elite For Sale Vehicle That Meets with the customers communicated requests.  Signed, Your Alexander

Princess Sirivannavari of Thailand at the Vogue Thailand February issue on the occasion of their 5th anniversary.