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11 months ago

I feel like such an asexual stereotype

I just ate like 2 pieces of stale garlic bread and honestly thinking about it, I’d eat that over having sex any day. Feels so stereotypical since I’m asexual (under the umbrella), but I’d have a strawberry shortcake or day old garlic bread over sex any day. Very happy to learn that those memes weren’t over exaggerating lol


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11 months ago
DAY SIX Emmet Appreciation Month (June 2024)
DAY SIX Emmet Appreciation Month (June 2024)

DAY SIX Emmet appreciation month (June 2024)

[cooking]

Emmet and Ingo both know how to cook most basic things, but they don´t tend to do it a lot. A busy scedule lends to efficiency, so most of what they eat is store-bought or leftovers.

Their tastes in food differ more often than not; One thing they can agree on though, is garlic bread. So, sometimes when they´re not too busy and feel like indulging, it´s garlic time! (too bad they get a bit too excited sometimes, a burnt tounge is never nice to have)


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8 months ago

I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.

Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks


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5 months ago

GARLIC BREAD 😍😍😍

rotting-ace - Untitled.

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6 years ago

Huh

Ooc I think,but the more I eat pieces of bread the more I want to ship frank with uh -cough cough- Quentin together its like a weird depressed couple thing and I happen to like gay depressed couples so uh yeah

Idk how it would work anybody got an ideas?

I just think it would be strange ship but nice to the eye

English what is english?


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3 months ago

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!


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1 month ago

Bitcged be moaning about garlic bread thus and garlic bread tgat as if Red Lobsters Cheddar Bay Cheesy Biscuits don't exist???????


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Heard It In Their Voices When I Read The Post So I Made This  
Heard It In Their Voices When I Read The Post So I Made This  

heard it in their voices when i read the post so i made this  


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11 months ago

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

Garlic Bread To Share To Your Aspec Friends :)

rb to share


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1 year ago

Jesus can multiply and change form.

Is Jesus a slime?

God is a shut-in.

God, as we discussed previously in a civilised and polite manner, IS A COWARD. He resides in his extravagant abode consisting of a singular golden gate (lame, gold isn't a even a good metal) and some clouds (made of water, kvass is better (i am not an addict)). He also has some angels made of eyes (lame, i made a biblically accurate alien garfield-coloured octopus, so im way better) and some dudes that were too unsinful to be with the hot guys in hell and their awesome muscles capable of throwing me into Satan's church of enlightenment on how to effectively sin to get more men. Where was i? oh yeah GOD IS A COWARD, HE REMAINS IN HIS CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF ELDRITCH ANGELS LAND AS HE COWERS BEFORE HUMANITY. DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME GOD WENT DOWN TO HUMANITY? JESUS. He is whatever he is. Jesus got nailed by probably muscular dudes onto a giant T aka a cross. In other words God was murdered and people didn't stop making fun of his death even after he abused the revival glitch and patched it, so I couldn't do it. So what does he do about his death? Remain in the not so damned sky, he trapped himself there as he already experienced getting absolutely murdered by shirtless muscular roman dudes and fears it happening again. COWARD. I WOULD TAKE ON THOSE DUDES WITH THE POWER OF YEAST INFECTION. THOSE NERDS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A LIFETIME OF CONSUMING GLUTEN DOES TO A MORTAL BEING, THEY ONLY JUST BEGAN THE CREATION OF GARLIC BREAD. GOD REMAINS THERE IN THE SKY, EATING COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AS HE KNOWS WE HAVE IT BETTER, HE FEARS GETTING DOWN TO US AS HE KNOWS, HE BLOODY KNOWS WE WILL KILL AGAIN. HE SHUT HIMSELF OFF FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD, WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM IN MILLENNIA?!?!? HE IS A DAMN NEET. PROBABLY WATCHES ROMCOM ANIME TO HIDE THE FACT HE AIN'T GETTING LOVED BY HIS OWN CHILDREN. HE QUIT HIS JOB AS GOD AND REMAINED AS A NEET. MY PROOF OF THIS IS I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY ESTROGEN AND BLåHAJ as well as skort go spinny and shork and and aaaand im getting sidetracked arent i. Ahem as I'm politely criticising God I will also add the fact that he is probably hiding because I wanna rid off the flesh he bestowed me by peeling it off like a banana and letting the skeleton free from the meaty prison, also like a banana. But unlike banana, bread. Bread is said to be the body of Christ. Do you know who that is? GOD. I AM DEVOURING FLESH OF GOD.


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