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Most iconic thing in the Harry Potter

Molly Weasley, bless her, had started off making the ‘Weasley sweaters’ as a form of telling George and Fred apart. But they still switch their sweaters, cheeky bastards. After they got theirs, everyone wanted it, so that’s how the tradition is born. If you have a sweater, you’re official.

Story Idea no 1: Contaminated

Harry Potter x Zombies

Well it’s been 3 years after the war. Most warriors become auror or just works at the ministry. Me, and the weasley twins become quidditch players in Puddlemere United quidditch team (me as a chaser, the twins as beater as usual).

Our lives couldn’t have been more better after the war. I mean, i just saved fred-fkin-weasley from death. Like, imagine if i didn’t save him at the first place (*cough* jk rowling *cough*). One day, Kingsley Shacklebolt aka our new minister of magic suddenly called us (the golden trio, silver trio, me and the twins) and tell us that there’s been a freakin Zombie attack on the muggle world! And that the zombies at trying to get through our world too. After long lectures of “what the hell is a mo’ freakin zombie” lectured by me and Hermione, we get ready.

We’re not just gonna use wands, we’re also gonna use muggle weapons, such as: gun, knife, sword (yes, Kingsley succeeded to Convince us to use a sword) , and bunch other stuff. While the ministry is spreading warning through daily prophet, we got down to muggle world and, oh boy.

It’s turning into a freakin apocalypse now!

Kingsley told us about how there’s zombies around because a stupid company has spilled dangerous chemicals and contamining some water sources and people at the company too. When the people contaminated with these chemicals, their cell brains got destroyed and leave them to behave like animals. specifically, cannibals. They become crazy and sht and people that they bite or tear will become zombies too.

And then we basically just got inside a freakin war zone. And you wanna ask which one’s worse; this apocalypse or battle of Hogwarts? I think you already know the answer. – yea i just watched ‘freakish’ (its a tv show on hulu ft Liza Koshy fyi) and i was inspired so i make this story idea ehe -lily

“Why does Harry have to be a Parselmouth? Maybe all the snakes are just Pottermouths.”

- Fred or George probably

unpopular opinions/my accepted hc: ✨hp edition✨

Indian harry

Ginny is a dom

Harry is a sub/switch

Ginny x Luna

Puerto Rican or Filipino Hermione

Fred is the better looking twin (idk why I even think this I just find him more attractive than George somehow even though they look the same. ???)

Bellatrix x Voldy. Those wackjobs deserve each other.

The Cursed Child is an awful book and should not be accepted into the fandom(if you like it that’s okay, I just thought it was shit. sorry 😐)

Louis Partridge as young-young (ages 11-14/15) Sirius Black (Ben Barnes will always have my heart tho)

Cedric was an okay dude but I really don’t see the hype

Draco is asexual (I kinda pulled that one out of my ass but I just feel like the abuse from his father might make him kinda touch sensitive or something)

Narcissa wasn’t that bad of a character and is probably like the only sane one in the black family besides sirius, regulus and andromeda.

Cho Chang and Luna are bisexual (again idk why I think this they just kinda give me them vibes)

Luna is like the best character besides sirius black (I also hold a string love for bellatrix just bc I kinda look like her lol)

McGonagall and dumbledore are besties but Minerva low key thinks he’s an idiot

Mcgonagall is a childless widow whose husband aka love of her life died young

Snape is a complete bullshit piece of fuckery who does not deserve to be redeemed. He is not the victim. If any character should have some kind of redemption it would be draco bc he was kinda forced to be a dickhead. #fucksnape

what if only the marauders and their descendants can see them on the map. it would explain why harry could see peter on there, since he’s james’ son, but why fred and george couldn’t see peter with ron every night, or ever

currently preparing to punch god in the face

“Im back and ready to frickity-frackity fuck shit up”

- literally anyone at hogwarts at any given time

muggle au where draco got cut off from his dads credit card and has to work at like cvs or rite-aid

Fred, George and Ginny at Flourish and Blotts, waiting for their mum who's buying DADA books for the twins.

-taken by Charlie, August 1989

Why didn't I notice it earlier 😳