Floyd - Blog Posts

Felt a bit silly

May or may not be slightly crystal dory inspired

Maybe

He did not got this

Just silly little idea I had of if his head wasn’t made out of metal/j

~ Octavinelle Incorrect Quotes ~

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Cop: You ran a red light.

Floyd: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Floyd: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Jade: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Azul: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Azul: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Azul: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Jade: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Jade: Sweet dog you got there.

Divus: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Jade: Still training huh?

Divus: What do you mean?

Jade:

Jade: Never mind.

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Jade/Floyd: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Azul: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Jade/Floyd: Awwww-

Azul: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Jade/Floyd: Oh.

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Azul: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Azul: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Floyd: Hello friends!

Jade/Azul:

Floyd: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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I know it’s been quite a while since my last incorrect quote post, I do have a reason. I was being super lazy.

Baddie fr fr

My very hot ai 🤖🥵

Omg he’s so hot!!!!🥵

Sorry I had to take down my other Floyd one it had fan art in it and idk who made it?

The art is Alayna’s (sorry idk what her tumblr is) she made it during math for meeeeee

Between a Rock and a Hard Place - The Yodelers

For @burningmusicfunnygiant, I had read the fanfic that @kittyball23 had written which burningmusicfunnygiant requested. It's a Trolls World Tour au that Floyd, Branch's older brother appears in, where Floyd joins Queen Barb and the Hard Rock Trolls as Queen Barb wants to unite the Troll nation under Rock.

Floyd is against it as he knows the consequences of uniting the other Troll tribes under one music genre as he left the Hard Rock Trolls and help Queen Poppy and Branch to stop Queen Barb.

Part 1

Part 2

Summary: After, Poppy explained her regrets for not listening to the others to her new ally, Hickory. Hickory's true identity gets revealed as Poppy gets captured by Barb's henchwomen along with Floyd, who got captured offscreen.

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The Pop string jingles its magic and the magic riff echoes, Hickory's eyes widen before telling Poppy "Poppy, take the string and run as fast as you can. You hear me?"

"What? What are you talking about?" Poppy asked "Trust me, just go" Hickory replied as his back legs began to move "Now! Please! Just go!" he exclaimed as grunting was heard. Poppy is confused about what's going on "Hickory, are you all right?" she asked. "I'm fine," Hickory replied as his back legs continued to struggle.

"Hey. Hey, now! Stop that!" Hickory said to his back legs as he began fighting them "Oh, whoa, whoa!" he exclaimed as another set of arms popped out this shocked Poppy. Hickory's front legs and back legs split apart from each other as Poppy screamed.

The back legs turned around revealing to be another troll "Nein! What are you doing, Hickory!?!" he asked as he charged at Hickory, but Hickory stopped him by putting his hand on the other troll's head "Quiet, Dickory!" he said to him, which is the other troll's name.

"What's going on?" Poppy asked as Hickory turned his attention to the Pop Troll Queen "Hickory?" she added. "I am so sorry" Hickory replied with a guilty expression as Dickory stops "Yeah! Show her who you really are, Hickory!" Dickory exclaimed as he removed Hickory's Country attire to reveal a German attire. Dickory begins yodeling then stops as Hickory vocalizes as he slowly removes his cowboy hat to reveal another hat with a large feather.

Poppy comes to a realization "Wait...You're The Yodelers?" she exclaimed as Dickory chuckles "Yeah! Ya darn skippy, playa-play" he replied "And you were gonna give our string to Barb?" Poppy added "Ding, ding. Give this person a strudel for the correct answer!" Dickory retorted as Poppy turns to Dickory "And you've been in back the whole time?" she asked. Dickory had removed his disguise "Next subject, please" he said as he didn't want to answer Poppy's question as he kicked his disguise away and crossed his arms.

Poppy turns her attention to Hickory "Why would you do this?" she asked as she is hurt by this revelation. Hickory felt guilty for lying to Poppy "So, sorry" Hickory replied in a German accent, which is his real voice "Uh, it was the only way to save our beautiful yodeling" he explained sympathetically as Dickory approaches him "Hickory" he said.

"But trust me, you need to get out of here right away" Hickory urged as Dickory is confused by Hickory's actions "What are you doing, Hickory?" he asked as Dickory grabs the end of string "Nein - Dickory" Hickory replied as he grabs the middle part of the string as the three trolls began to do a tug-a-war "Shut your mouth-hole, please!" Dickory retorted as he got irritated by Hickory's protest "Let go!" Poppy shouted "We must save yodeling!" Dickory protested.

"Stop it!" Poppy said as two female hard rock trolls appeared as they grabbed Poppy "Got you!" one of them said, causing Poppy to let go of the string. "I thought I heard a yodel," Barb said, who was leaning against a bike bug. Poppy turned around and saw the Hard Rock queen "Queen Barb" she said.

Barb grabs the string from Dickory as she tugs it as pop music is heard causing Poppy to gasp "The final notes of Pop. It will never invade anyone's brain again" Barb said as she wraps the string around her wrist. "I'm not gonna let you do this!" Poppy exclaimed as Barb turned her attention to Poppy and saw the Pop Queen for the first time. "This is who I've been worried about? This little pipsqueak?" Barb exclaimed "I'll never stop fighting until I make things right and I'm not a pipsqueak!" Poppy replied.

"Uh yeah you are, because I'm like a whole centimeter taller than you" Barb said as Poppy struggles "Leave me alone!" Poppy shouted as she tried to kick Barb "Leave you alone? Uh, I'm sorry. You are the one who was all desperate to be best friends" Barb replied as she showed Poppy the burned card before tossing it away. "Don't try to intimidate me. Floyd told me about you" Poppy exclaimed "Ah, Floyd. Of course. My fellow rockers and I ran into him, and I don't want him to warn you about us coming" Barb explained as another hard rock troll appeared restraining Floyd. Floyd was tied up and gagged as he struggled to free from his captor’s grip, Poppy gasped at the sight of this as she and Floyd glared at Barb “Get your hands off of us!” Poppy exclaimed.

“Oh, okay, all right, you’re feisty, I respect that. Strong woman to strong woman am I right? Especially Floyd. You seem to change since I met you” Barb exclaimed as she crossed her arms “But, you know who else is feisty?” she asked as Poppy and Floyd stared at Barb “Pop Village” Barb replied as Poppy gasped “Oh no! No!” Poppy cried as Floyd began to struggle and muffled in protest.

Broppy Proposal

Two months after the events of Trolls 3: Band Together. Branch decided to take the next big step of his relationship with Poppy.

If you hadn't seen the movie, go watch it.

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Branch is at his bunker as his brothers had came to visit him as they finished putting a hundred puzzle pieces together as they slumped their seats. "Aaaw" they all sighed "Man, that was a lot of hard work" John Dory said "And teamwork" Spruce added.

"No wonder, you enjoy doing jigsaw puzzles" Clay said "It really does reflect when you and Grandma do puzzles together" Floyd exclaimed "Yeah, better than playing cards with her" Branch said as Floyd looks at the clock "Hey, Branch, I believe it's time for your date with Poppy" he said as Branch looks at clock and realized that Floyd is right.

"I have to get ready" Branch said as he changes from his usual clothes to his tuxedo just as Branch was about to leave Spruce stops him "Branch, wait, you forgot something" he said as he hands Branch a small velvet box "It fell out of your nightstand" Spruce said as Branch puts it in his pocket.

"Thanks" Branch said as he pushes the lever as platform elevator head towards the entrance "I feel so proud of Branch" Floyd said "I'm no longer the only troll in this family that is married and a father, if Branch and Poppy are ever going to have kids" Spruce exclaimed "Not only that, but Branch will become king of the Pop Trolls" Clay added.

"He'll finally achieve that goal when he slipped that out, eh, Bro?" John Dory stated chuckling as he gives Spruce a friendly elbow bump. Floyd and Clay looked confused "Ummm, what do you mean by that?" Clay asked "Well, two months ago when we were getting the band back together to save Floyd..." Spruce explained.

(Flashback)

On Vacay Island, Poppy is sitting down at the beach as she watches the sunset, Branch looks at her before turning to Spruce and John Dory as he tells them about what he said to Poppy at Bridget and Gristle's wedding.

"Like earlier today, I kinda let it slip out that I wanna marry her" Branch whispered "Awww" Spruce said as John Dory burst out laughing, much to Branch's annoyance and embarrassment "HOW DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT JUST SLIP OUT!?!" John Dory exclaimed.

(Flashback ends)

Clay and Floyd were stunned after Spruce finished "That sounded embarrassing" Floyd said "And awkward too" Clay added "Yep, but tonight Branch is going to do it" John Dory said "And we'll get see Branch's wedding" Spruce said.

"Sorry, we never got to see your wedding, Spruce or Bruce" Floyd said as he and rest of his brothers never went to Spruce's wedding ever since they went their separate ways when BroZone broke.

"I really wish that I could, but I had no idea where you guys were and has been 20 years since we last saw each other" Spruce explained as Floyd wraps himself as he feels vulnerable "Hey, Bros...Could Branch pick me to be his best man?" he asked "If there's any troll that Branch would pick to be his best man? It'll be you, Floyd" John Dory explained as he gives Floyd a noggie as Floyd chuckles.

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Meanwhile...

Poppy and Branch are sitting next to the river after they had their dinner "Poppy....ever since when we first met, I never had anyone to relay but myself and no one never wanted to do with me because no one likes an outcast" Branch explained.

"Years pass by as you tried to help me to be happy even when I declined, you kept going because I needed it and you never give up on me and being with you was the best thing that ever happened to me" he finished as he gets down on one knee and pulls out the velvet box as he opens it to reveal a ring with a pink gem on it.

"Poppy, will you marry me?" Branch asked "Yes" Poppy exclaimed as Branch puts the ring on Poppy's finger as they kissed.