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Rise of TMNT & TMNT ‘12 Incorrect Quotes
Rise of TMNT
For fun, the turtles are doing a brownie cooking competition. Splinter, April, and Draxum are the judges and are about to announce thewinner.
Splinter: Our first brownie, without a doubt, is Mikey’s peanut butter brownie.
*Everyone claps and cheers, though with less enthusiasm from Donnie and Leo*
Mikey: Wow, there’s so many people to thank, first of all, my parents, everyone who believed in me- how much time do we have? We can- we can move on, I’m sorry.
April: Everything else sucked compared to Mikey, for real.
*Everyone starts laughing*
April: I mean. If Mikey is over here, you guys are not even in this room.
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Rise of TMNT
Leo and Mikey are having a spitball contest to see how many they can land in a cup. None of them have gotten a point. Mikey goes first and misses then Leo goes and gets his first point.
Leo: Yeah!! Did that go in? [checks cup] Yeah.
*Mikey goes again and nearly hits Leo. He misses*
Leo: OMG.
*Mikey spits out a second one but still misses*
Leo: How did you produce another one?
*Mikey laughs*
Leo: Where did that come from?
Mikey: I had two in my mouth.
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TMNT 2012
Donnie asked Mikey to do a timed multiplications test for a study. Mikey has trouble and is mentally exhausted by the time the timer goesoff.
Mikey: [hands over test] Alright, just grade the whole thing then we’ll talk about it.
Donnie: Okay, cool.
Mikey: [heavily sighs with a hand on his head] Aww man, that was so stressful.
*Donnie starts laughing*
Mikey: Genuinely, so stressful.
Donnie: I don’t know what- I just think you built it up in your mind.
Mikey: Well, because-
Donnie: [looks at paper] Oh.
Mikey: [laughs] Don’t worry about it, we’ll talk about it after.Just- Just grade it.
*Donnie stares at paper in utterbewilderment*
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TMNT 2012
Mikey and Casey are making pizza together and, as they waitfor the pizza to cook, they fool around.
Casey: Do the dance of Italy.
Mikey: [starts dancing] The dance of Italy! Howowo! It’s thedance of Italy!
*Casey joins in*
Both: Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Hoowowowo!
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TMNT 2012
Mikey, Raph, and Casey are going to cook together, and Mikey wants to do a funny intro.
Mikey: We are here to conquer cake once and for all. Introducing Casey “the Raph” Jones & Raph “the Casey” Jones. Together they make Rasey!
Casey & Raph: Nooo! Nooo!
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Rise of TMNT
Raph and Mona Lisa(oc) are meeting for the first time. Mona Lisa has Draxum pinned by the throat and Raph is trying to negotiate with her.
Raph: Y’know, if killing the Kraang is your sole purpose, I don’t think this is the best way to go about it. But here’s the point, he betrayed the Kraang and they are coming back for him. And when they do, that’s when you [makes the cutting your neck gesture]
Mona: Why would I put my finger on their throat?
Raph: [confused] What? Oh, no, it’s a symbol. This is a symbol for you slicing their throat.
Mona: I would not slice his throat. I would cut their heads clean off.
Raph: It’s a general expression for you killing someone. [talking to a fellow alien] You’ve heard of this, you’ve seen this, right. Y’know whatthat is.
Alien: Yeah. [sees Mona glare at them] No. No.
I'm currently under the cult-like influence of Unus Annus, who will join me?
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCIcgBZ9hEJxHv6r_jDYOMqg
Enjoy this wonderful edit of Ethan @crankgameplays
wanted to watch a crankgameplays video and i got a vibrator add instead.
Seriously though, i was in shock when he started talking about a partners pleasure and then BOOM he whips out a vibrator. Shock. genuine. I love him.
Here’s hoping that we get something like ‘Momento Vivre’ as a sequel to Unus Annus
The thing I’m gonna miss the most from unus annus is Ethan Nestor’s back in this video
Ethan Nestor x reader
gender neutral
era: current...???
warning: mark being a little suggestive, i don’t like there’s swears but maybe, ethan being fluff
“Hey, babe?” Ethan called out into the small, but cozy, house. All he got was a weird noise, maybe a snort, coming from the living room. He walked into the room to see Y/N laughing at Spencer as he was rolling around on the carpet. They looked at Ethan when they a chuckle.
“Hi Eef!” Y/N had jumped up from the floor and hugged the brunette. Ethan giggles and embraced them.
“Me and Mark are starting a live stream, do you want to join?” As a response, Y/N ran into the kitchen, grabbing as many snacks as they could carry.
“Are you coming?” Y/N called back at Ethan who was standing, shaking his head at his partner with a smile on his face.
“Yup!” He jogged towards his little ‘gaming room’ where he has his PC set up.
“Dude, where were you- OH HI Y/N!!” Mark waved and smiled at the giggling person walking into the room. Y/N waved back and hugged the camera as Mark was at his own house.
“I was getting asking Y/N if they wanted to join.” Ethan pulled a chair out for Y/N and the chat exploded with comments about it.
“Ethan! Look! They loves you.” Mark made a dreaming look on his face, poking fun at the couple.
“I know they love Ethan, but they like me so much more.” Y/N replied sassily. The three of them laughed at the little joke while the chat agreed with them.
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After a while of playing Phasmaphobia together, Y/N had quit to watch the two man-children scream at the small scares on the screen.
“NO NO! ETHAN, SHE KILLED ME!!” Mark screamed as the ghost had covered his screen with her hands. Both Ethan and Y/N had laughed at his behaviour. “Hey! That’s not nice.”
“Well, your not nice!” Y/N poked their tongue out at the man. Ethan laughed again and laid his head on their shoulder.
“Ew! Stop making love in front of these poor children!” Mark screamed, once again, and covered his eyes jokingly. Ethan was red in the face and Y/N was making suggestive faces towards the camera.
“We- I- We weren’t-“ Ethan was stumbling over his own words as Y/N and Mark laughed at his adorable behaviour.
ethans 'i am intently listening to your nonsense' look is how i want someone to look at me when i talk like yes please give me your full attention
Yo! This is the last day! It's the anniversary of Unus Annus!
THE LAST DAY!!! LAST VIDEO!!!
They're streaming today at 3pm est!
I just wanted to say thank you @unusannus for making this shitty year a bit better and to everyone who worked on the channel, you are amazing, appreciated, and I hope everyone stays safe and healthy!
🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
Memento mori~
With only 4 days left, I decided to add my own piece of art into the community.
I’m going to be really sad when the channel Unus Annus is finally gone, but I’m glad that I was a part of the journey.
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
@markiplier @crankgameplays
@crankgameplays It’s the blue boi!😄
Unus Annus was like....
some spongebob redraw because idk what to draw
Are you ready to cry? Because I am.
N u d e s
I don't know how to paint so i made lineless drawing instead.
