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I love how in above and beyond calico jack being an octoagent means kwazii gets to spend a lot more time with him especially since he was missing for so many years.like every couple of episodes he’s of somewhere with calico jack.
Octonauts head canon
Peso just pretends to believe and be scared of Kwaziis stories cuz come on you’re not that stupid.but sometimes when it starts to look freakishly like Kwaziis stories he does actually start to get scared cuz he knows there’s no such thing but the stories are playing in the back of his head
Shellington sleepwalks and talks
Professor inkling sometimes juggles the vegimals (they ask/want him too)
Kwazii is really really good at card games everyone thinks he’s cheating but he’s not he’s just really good at cards
every time someone says that there going to the bathroom regardless of gender Tweak screams “GO PISS GIRL GO PISS‼️”
Dashi falls asleep to true crime podcasts
Barnacles attends Zoomba (Zumba?)classes
Calico jack taught Kwazii how to ride a bike by just pushing him down hills till he got it cuz that’s how he was taught (it took kwazii 3 weeks to learn how)
Calico jack used to take kwazii to school on a motorcycle (in my human au too)
calico jack as a human (still raging he wasn’t a calico in the show despite being called CALICO jack like i understand y they decided not to but it still annoys me slightly. wasted opportunity is all i’m saying)
In actual history, Anne Bonny and Mary Read were in a poly triand with Calico Jack, so what I need in OFMD future seasons is for Bonny and Read to turn up as a happy sapphic couple who kicked CJ out of the polycule for being annoying.
guys, my buddy calico jack from ofmd is not a wholesome guy. make him gross please. yeah i love it when he is a pathetic simp for izzy hands but not like *some* people think. make him complex but don’t take away his personality!!!
“fanon is so much better then canon” bestie, you literally took a complex character with personality flaws and turned him into a living stereotype.