Find your tribe in a Sea of Creativity
In the chasms in Way of Kings, Dunny creates an insult poem by making the rhythm fit the song Mari’s Two Lovers. Rock then goads Dunny into singing it before joining in. Ashiok and I have been working on lyrics for the song. This is what we have so far, but this is a Rosharan drinking song and we are pretty sure it has many, many more verses, so we are releasing it into the wilds of the cosmere fandom to see if anyone else happens to have any verses to add. Current lyrics under the cut.
Dunny’s poem:
Hey you big buffoon,
you smell like a wet hog,
so go out by the moon,
And jump yourself in the bog.
Mari’s Two Lover’s (lyrics by Kalyna and Ashiok)
Gather round and hear
this tale I have to tell
of our young Mari dear
and the men she loved so well
Mari was a lass
Though Not the brightest sphere
She often cut her class
to a wander far and near
There she met a lad
who took her out for wine
But she arrived with Khad
and left with his brother Stine
Khad and Stein were twins
who looked so much the same
it was beyond her ken
that the two had different names
The twins had a tell:
two eyes of different hues
they were distinguished well
cause their eyes were switched, it’s true
Their town had a dance
And Mari begged to go
While there she whirled and pranced
Always watching for her beau
As she spun around
She fell/came into Khad’s arms
She was extremely proud
Khad had fallen for her charms
Then she came to Stine
And danced with him a turn
She stared into his eyes
Oh but still she didn’t learn
Khad had brown and blue
While Stine had blue and brown
But our dear Mari knew
Her beau was the best in town
Over in a lait
An axehound pup bit Stein
To keep up the charade
Stein cut khad with some fork tines
Now this song must end
I sadly have to go
But Mari and her men
Oh their tale goes on you know