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The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-

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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Blur: Where were they?

Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.

First Aid: Allow me.

Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.

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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*

First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Vortex: …Your point?

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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.

Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*

*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*

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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Vortex: What's the surprise?

First Aid: Blood poisoning.

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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?

Vortex: Maybe because they met him?

Transformers Incorrect Qoutes

Megatron: Starscream is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Optimus: mech?

Starscream: Homicide.

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Drift: I have a plan.

Rachet: I have the hospital and Optimus on speed dial.

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Drift, to the gang: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Drift: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Megatron: You didn’t clap either-

Drift: SHUT UP!

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Megatron: Optimus...

Optimus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck

Megatron's "Not So Interesting' Life

So, I have this thought of an au for a while, where the war never happened but the world is littered with anomalies, entities and all that jazz, right? And Megatron, is just a normal mech, with a normal life, being friends with "normal" people and finding their newly crowned Prime off. Oh! He also gets these cool abilities that I have yet to properly set down-

If you have any ideas on what I should do with this story! Or questions! Let me know! Have fun!

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Megatron knows that he special he has always  known this. How could he not? From a young age, he could instinctively distinguish between a walking glitch of a fake and an actual mecha. It was as if his optics had been calibrated to detect the unseen threads of the universe. Shadows danced at the edges of his vision, and he always had the gnawing sense that something lurked just beyond his peripheral awareness. Not that he cared. In fact, he barely gave it a second thought.

Megatron has always known that he has abilities, that he has a gift. He knew this. He could see what others couldn’t. Yet, for the longest time, he refused to acknowledge it, treating it as little more than an inconvenient quirk. That was, until he befriended a few of those shadowy entities that liked to pass themselves off as part of the mortal world. He never really minded—they weren’t doing him any harm, again, he barely cared.

They are attracted to Megatron's gift, I mean, who wouldn't? Having the ability to sniff out someone's bull is pretty helpful.

You see, Megatron grew up in Kaon, and growing up in Kaon, which was and is a place dripping with superstition, Megatron had heard his share of horror stories: the dark, Unicron’s spawns, Primus’ Youngs, and the whispers of what prowled in the shadows. These tales were used to scare younglings into good behavior.

Megatron himself had his fair share of those stories, although, some of the elders do love to exaggerate those stories.

He likes it, not because it makes it creepy. He didn’t find them scary—he found them funny, mostly because of his friends. For reasons he still couldn’t quite fathom, his closest companions growing up were a spark eater, a ghoul, and a demon. Hearing their outrage over the inaccuracies in these tales was endlessly entertaining.

“You can’t eat a spark like that,” Starscream, the spark eater, would hiss in annoyance whenever he hears these ridiculous stories  . “Why do they always describe it like I’m slurping energon soup? There’s nuance!”

“Ghouls: do not hide under berths: waiting to snatch younglings” deadpanned Soundwave, the ghoul, glaring at Megatron. “Soundwave: not a sterotype: Stories; exaggerated”

And Shockwave, the demon of the group would just simply twitch in annoyance.

And unlike Iacon, who rarely has anything to do with superstitions and such beliefs were dismissed as primitive nonsense. (or as media likes to portray it). Kaon has plenty, it thrived on superstition, unlike Iacon,  If Kaon had a museum for the supernatural, it would probably need its own skyscraper.

Megatron can attest to it, as stated before, he is friends with some of the horrifying entities that the tales always tell. Not only that, He’d had his share of encounters with those dark forces, not all of them pleasant. Most of the time, it ended in one of three ways: a fight, a frantic escape, or an unsettling brush with death. The only reason Megatron was still functioning was thanks to his friends, who often bailed him out of tight spots to save his arf.

Yet despite all of this, Megatron barely cares.

He doesn't do much, than work at his boring office job, visit his friends and reassure them that he is well, one of the literally lives in Vos! But at least his trip is always payed, courtesy to his friend. Outside of that? His life is completely barren and uneventful.

That is, until he met the new Prime that goes by the name Optimus Prime. Not, met met him, more like saw him in the holos and the streets during the coronation parade. He didn't wanna be there to be honest, but Starscream wanted to be there, he was in town for royal duties as the Prince of Vos and he wanted to Megatron to hang out with him, that isn't the mech's lonely apartment or Soundwave's house, or Shockwave's lab.

And Megatron, is a friend, so Megatron decided to go with Starscream, begrudgingly of course. 

When Megatron first laid his optics on the New Prime, he immediately sensed something was off, and he can tell that Starscream noticed too, yet he seem calm, which was odd. Normally, Starscream would have been on high alert, his predatory instincts kicking in. But this time? He wasn’t reacting defensively. That wasn’t exactly a good sign, isn't a bad one either.

Spark eaters tend to have heightened senses, they have the ability to sniff out their pray, and they have the ability to semi manipulate the perception of others, making it easy for them to blend in. If Starscream wasn’t threatened, that meant whatever this “off” thing was, it wasn’t something Starscream recognized as dangerous—or perhaps it was something he couldn’t categorize at all.

Megatron looks at the Prime, observing him closely. Their newly crowned Prime seems nice, he speaks very confidently yet softly, a leader with stern yet does not weild his fist to cage those around him. He spoke to the crowd with warmth, crouched to address younglings optic-to-optic, and carried himself with an air of calm authority.

Megatron….he knows there is something wrong, something off with the Prime. Megatron could feel it, like static in his circuits. He wanted to dig deeper, to pull at the threads of this mystery. But before he could, Starscream interrupted.

Megatron has to put those thoughts into a file and store it for later to entertain his friend. A bored Starscream always never ends well.

Soundwave can attest to that.

So Megatron talks to Starscream as they watch the parade from the distance in the balcony of Starscream's  fancy hotel. They watch as the Prime mingle with the civilian, as he interacts with the younglings with such care.

“Ugh. Look at that pompous mech!” Starscream sneered, slumping dramatically in his chair.

Megatron arched an optic ridge. “What are you talking about? He seems fine.”

“Fine? Look at him, so pristine, so proper!” Starscream gestured wildly at the balcony railing. “He’s too sweet. It’s disgusting. He’s practically dripping syrup on those younglings!” 

"Shouldn't I be the one making complaints here? I'm the one who's gonna get affected if his rule is slag" Megatron quipped dryly, already dreading the new rules and laws that will be set if this Prime is like the other ones before him.

“Oh, please.” Starscream waved him off. “If it were up to you, you’d just brood in silence and not say a word.”

“I would, actually,” Megatron muttered. “Besides, you’re the one verbally attacking your own kind right now.” He pointed out, wanting to immediately change the topic, for all that is stands in this world, Starscream is right, he would probably just brood in silence, rules kept him safe after all.

Starscream makes a disgruntled noise. "That thing down there, is far from being my kin."

Megatron grows confuse, he looks at Starscream. "What do you mean?"

Starscream’s wings twitched irritably as he leaned back in his chair. “That thing down there is not my kin.”

That got Megatron’s attention. He turned to Starscream, optics narrowing.

Starscream huffed, clearly annoyed he had to explain. “Look at him! He’s too…off. Too stiff to be a spark eater, too mellow to be a ghoul. His frame doesn’t match anything I recognize. And his voice?” Starscream shuddered theatrically. “It’s wrong. It’s too nice. No one’s voice is that…perfect.”

Megatron frowned, glancing back at the Prime. Now that Starscream mentioned it, he can see more of the odd things about him. The balance of his movements, the precision of his words, the faint flicker of something beneath the surface—it didn’t quite add up.

Huh… Yeah, he can kinda see that now.

Am I the only one who can't physically fathom and very disappointed with the season 2 of earthsparks?

I hate it, and hate is a strong word, it literally just deleted the whole point of season 1 like what the heck?? Season 1 was good, amazing even! The animation was good, the writing, the storyline! And then they give us season 2 and it all falls down the drain.

The fighting scenes aren't as good as season one and the writing—god the writing is horribly done. It's like nobody in their writing team watched the season 1 and it's disappointing. I quite like earthspark and the messages it gives, especially in todays world. But season 2 was not it, they literally just did a 180 on what could gave been the best redemption arc we'll get and the possible dynamics that the viewer seems to love.

They turned the entire show into another black and white bs when it all started as gray. Have someone else be a villain this time like Tarn or the Quintossons. I was excited for the season 2 and waited very patiently for it cause I expected it will be as amazing as season 1. I was proven wrong and I'm very much disappointed.

In my eyes, season 2 is not cannon and I hope they get their crap together before they lose people who actually liked how the show started.

What if every time megatron says he wants Optimus Prime dead what if he meant like prime dead he wants the matrix’s of leadership destroyed so he can be Orion paxx again because megatron thinks that the matrix’s change him and turned him against him and he just wants Orion back

Chapters: 1/30 Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Cyberverse, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Armada, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Live Action TV), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Transformers (Unicron Trilogy), Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Chiba Mamoru/Tsukino Usagi Characters: Tsukino Usagi, Hino Rei, Chiba Mamoru, Mizuno Ami, Aino Minako, Kino Makoto, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock, Ratchet (Transformers), Mirage (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Starscream (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Shockwave (Transformers), Wheeljack (Transformers), Rumble (Transformers), Frenzy (Transformers), Other(s), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Decepticons (Transformers), Autobots (Transformers), Luna (Sailor Moon), Artemis (Sailor Moon), Laserbeak (Transformers), Ravage (Transformers), Skywarp (Transformers), Thundercracker (Transformers), Princess Serenity (Sailor Moon) Additional Tags: How Do I Tag, A mix of various transformers lore, Post-Dark Kingdom Arc, Pre-Black Moon Arc, The Makai Tree arc doesn't happen, Parent Optimus Prime, Competent Starscream (Transformers), sometimes, Connections between Cybertron and the Moon Kingdom, No ships between Autobots and Sailors, They all become one big family, Mentions of The Elite Guard (Transformers), Mentions of other characters that will appear later or in the next part of the series, Mentions of the Moon Kingdom, Contains Original Elements, Minor Original Character(s), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Some lore taken from the Transformers Unite Warriors Manga Series: Part 1 of Metal Moonlight au Summary:

Two months after the defeat of Queen Metalia at D point, the Sailor Guardians, with their memories erased of being Sailor Guardians, have been living normal lives as middle schoolers. However, a new threat is on the rise, as evil forces from outer space called the Decepticons have come to Earth to find a mysterious object known as the Allspark. To protect Earth from these towering foes they must regain their memories and ally with beings known as the Autobots to prevent the Allspark from falling into the Decepticons' hands. But the Sailor Guardians will find that their past still has some loose threads...

Posting for the first time in four months, so I decided to introduce another one of my OC’s! I literally just created it today, and would appreciate any thoughts or criticism! This OC pertains to the Transformers fandom.

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Name: Breach

Affiliation: Autobot

Position: Special Operations

Age: equivalent to early 20s

-adult frame

Alt Mode:

-Aspark Owl

Height:

-15 feet and 10.2 inches

Weight:

-4,189 lbs

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MY OTHER HEADCANONS ABOUT BREACH

- [ ] They/Them pronouns

- [ ] Doorwings and chevron (they’re a Praxian)

- [ ] Works in Spec Ops

- [ ] Extremely good at their job

- [ ] Comedy to cope

- [ ] Cares about their teammates like they’re family

- [ ] Goes to Swerve’s bar a lot

-finds Swerve to be a good friend

-looks out for Swerve when others talk shit

- [ ] Subsequently adopted by the minibots aboard the Lost Light

- [ ] Speaks many languages due to their job but cannot for the life of them figure out what Beacon is trying to say

-made it their mission to attempt communication

- [ ] ✨trauma✨

- [ ] Despises romcoms

-thinks they’re stupid

- [ ] Terrible sleep schedule

-like it’s absolutely horrendous

- [ ] Has to be dragged kicking and screaming to the medibay

- [ ] Before working directly under Jazz with his team, Breach was assigned to a different section of the Autobot Army

-their old CO, Silverclaw, was the worst mech

-Silverclaw held no regard to the safety of Breach and their teammates

-Breach and the others were thrown into situations where they had no knowledge on what to do

-the CO was corrupt and abusive, and used his rank and authority to better his own position

-soon, Breach and Flutter, their teammate whom they viewed as their sister, were the only two remaining

-the two of them would be joined by Silverclaw on their next mission, where they would be teaming up with Jazz’s crew

-immediately, Jazz and his crew knew something wasn’t right, but they didn’t have time to act on their suspicions

-on the mission, the CO ended up causing noise, breaking their cover

-as the Decepticons fired upon them, Silverclaw grabbed Flutter, who was closest, and used her as a shield

-she died immediately, and Breach, who witnessed what just happened, lost it

-they let their SpecOps coding take control, and killed every ‘con in the room before putting Silverclaw in a chokehold

*in my headcanon, inspired from fics, SpecOps mechs sometimes have to adapt, download, play, and fake different mindsets and other stuff in order to complete a job; when on a job, SpecOps are trained to focus on the job only, nothing else (essentially, they are guided by high stake survival instincts; this makes them very dangerous after missions, and are required to be subdued and taken care of as they come back to a clearer state of mind)*

-Breach, running on these instincts coupled with the loyalty to Flutter and hatred for their CO, tries to kill him

-Jazz quickly intervenes, forcing Breach into a shutdown, while Bumblebee and Mirage arrest Silverclaw

-ever since, Jazz and his team work with Breach, who eventually relearns to trust authority

-the team grows a strong bond, becoming one big family

-Breach is still sad about Flutter

- [ ] Likes pulling pranks

-will sometimes team up with the Lambo Twins

- [ ] Doesn’t know the word “self care”

- [ ] Depressed

- [ ] “That’s what she said!”

- [ ] Jazz and Prowl are their go-to that help calm them down after missions, but if they aren’t available then Breach goes to either Mirage or Bumblebee

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I decided that Breach is part of a universe that is a mix of MTMTE and G1; I can explain what I mean if you want. Anyways, I have some memes and incorrect quotes too if this is liked enough or anyone wants it. Please let me know your thoughts!!

BEACON, who communicates by using their lights to talk in Morse code, is a character belonging to @justashana

Just some more Transformers OCs. I'll just link my toyhouse folder with them if you wanna know more.

WHAT IF: Transformers Shattered Glass IDW x More than Meets the Eye/The Lost Light/The Scavengers IDW

Okay, since these kind of posts people seem to like, and I like making silly AUs, AND it's confusing to me why yall like them IMMA JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE! XD Because it is FUNNY. SO!!!

Yall can read, SO YOU MAY BE WONDERING: Why? There's already concepts and shit about this! What's so DIFFERENT about this one? WELL TO ANSWER THAT I WILL SAY: All the other concepts (Which aren't bad by the way) all involved THE SAME CAST of characters. Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, etc. So HERE'S MINE.

(NOTE I will still be taking creative liberties to add and mix around somethings because yes)

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The Decepticons have won the war. It was hard, and lots of good bots were killed. But for the most part the Autobots have accepted the loss. The war was finally over after all, of course they were going to accept it. Of course, some Autobots don't want to accept defeat but for the most part peace has been achieved. Megatron uses the Matrix of Leadership to use the ancient wisdom inside to help lead Cybertron alongside Slicer and Slipstream.

Starscream decides to take a ship, the Found Night, to explore the galaxy like he always wanted, to learn about it many planets and bring home various Cybertronians that need help. He assembles a large crew to explore the galaxy with him.

Later, after some adventures, Megatron would ask Starscream to allow Optimus Prime to board the Found Night. During Starscream's adventures, Optimus Prime had been trialed. Even though Optimus had a change of heart nearing the end of the war and stopped Rodimus from rewriting all of reality, many Cybertronians believed he needed an actual sentence. So they held a trial. But Optimus enacted ancient Cybertronian tradition, stating only the Clerics of Cybertron could judge him. Starscream, while suspicious, allowed Optimus to board the ship. From there, even MORE shenanigans took place, among other things.

So here's a list of some of the main crew members! Starscream, Captain Galvatron, Second in Command Optimus Prime, Co-Captain Knockout, Chief Medical Officer Brawl, Security Misfire, Bartender Flamewar, Scout Tarn, more Security Grimlock, the Cyclonus Role (Kinda) Cyclonus, the Cyclonus Role (Kinda again XD) Tailgate, he's uh... still Tailgate, but more WHIRL like Pharma, the next Chief Medical Officer Role Necrobot, the Therapist Role

There's obviously more but here's the "main" enemies!

AJD (Autobot Justice Division): Ultra Magnus (Calls himself Alpha), Hot Spot (Calls himself Omega), Kup (Calls himself Superior), Star Saber (calls himself Supreme), and Air Raid (Greatness) Overlord Role: Fortress Maximus

And finally the SCAVENGERS (I'm not going to concern myself on the roles): Pipes, Tracks, Cosmos, Smokescreen Sixgun, and Nosecone.

I NEED AN OPINION REGARDING DRIFT

So I wanna start doing "redesigns" for some Transformers characters and see if I can start up my own Transformers Continuity. But I had this idea for Drift. AND I REALLY NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS.

Would it be rude and inappropriate to draw inspiration from Native American tribes' clothing and rituals?

So what I want to do is basically after Deadlock leaves the Decepticons he goes and finds a Native American tribe and learns of their culture. So he takes on the name Drifting Wind. And later when he becomes an Autobot he keeps the name but takes on the NICKNAME of Drift.

SO! Is that appropriate or is it not? Pls help.

What If: Transformers were Star Wars Characters?

The BASIS I guess?: The Clone Army is massive, with hundreds of legions and units. But so do the Separatists. So secret legions are nothing new… but these two are definitely something else…

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THE 116th Legion (The AUTOBOT Legion)

ARC Trooper General Optimus

ARC Trooper Elita

ARC Trooper Prowl

ARC Trooper Arcee

ARC Trooper Hot Rod

Clone Commando Magnus

Clone Commando Springer

Clone Commando Whirl

Clone Commando Perceptor 

Clone Engineer Brainstorm 

Clone Engineer Wheeljack

Clone Medic First Aid

Clone Medic Ratchet

Clone Pilot Windblade 

Clone Pilot Jetfire

ARF Trooper Bumblebee

ARF Trooper Cliffjumper

ARF Trooper Smokescreen

ARF Trooper Hound

Bulkhead

Chromedome

Rewind

Ironhide

Chromia

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The Decepticon Legion

General Megatron

Super Tactical Droid Shockwave

Tactical Droid Soundwave

Super Battle Droids Ravage, Laserbeak, Frenzy, Rumble, Buzzsaw

B1 Commander Droid Starscream

Magnaguard Brawl

IG Assassin Droid Flamewar

Crab Droid Onslaught

Super Battle Droid Thundercracker

B1 Battle Droid Slipstream

Separatist Probe Droid Skywarp

B1 Battle Droid Blitzwing

Probe Droid Swindle

IG Assassin Droid Scrouge

Magnaguard Cyclonus

Commando Droid Inferno

Commando Droid Dreadwing

Commando Droid Lugnut

Commando Droid Tarn

Spider Droid Rampage

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Because I am a silly boi.

Shockwave aint happy with @soundbluster-arts's Ratchet...

Read my friends mini fanfic 🙏

ON THE RUN Transformers fanfic Mirage and Noah

You were Chris's babysitter. You and Noah grew up together, and you know the Diaz family pretty well, perchance. Today was supposed to be another day babysitting Chris, but on your way to Noah's apartment, you decided to take a short cut through an alleyway. It was already pretty late at night since Mrs. Diaz had to take a night shift, and Noah was working in his workshop. You haven't gone down this alleyway before, so you don't know what to expect. As you're walking, you spot a kinda cool, rusty car. You approach it, observing it. You look at the car brand logo only to be met with one you were unfamiliar with. You step closer to get a better look, but that's what the car starts to make whirling sounds and transforms into a tall, mechanical robot. You stare at it in shock, and it stares back at you. You take a step back, and it takes a step forward. You then turn around and sprinted as fast you possibly could. Behind you, you could hear a car speeding after you. You ran as fast as you could, reaching Noah's workshop. Once you got there, you practically busted down the door. "NOAH!" You shouted as you ran to wear he was, working on a car. You almost trip over yourself. Noah holds you by your elbows, and you put your hands on his shoulders, shaking him."Hey, what's wrong?" He asks, raising an eyebrow. "Noah, you will never believe -" before you could even finish your sentence, the robot from before speeds through the workshop garage door and transforms into its mech-form. You hide behind Noah, you hear something from behind you. You turn your head and see a blue and silver Porsche. A 911 Carrera RS 3.8 to be specific. It transforms into a robot as well. "WHAT THE F-" You are cut off once again as the Porsche robot things' arm turns into a gun/Canon. It shoots the other robot that was chasing you multiple times. You turn your head back to Noah. He gives a weak smile and speaks. "Okay, before you freak out. This is mirage," He says, motioning to the Porsche. "Mirage is an autobot from a planet called cybrotron. The thing that was chasing you is a terrocon.-" You turned and ran out. You didn't get very far until Noah caught up to in the autobot 'mirage'. "Yo, you need a ride, Mami?" Noah asks with a subtle smirk. "Get in, sweetspark." You hear an unfamiliar voice, oh great, they can talk too. "Sure, I guess." You shrug, getting into the car. Noah starts driving to his place. "So, we have a lot to fill you in on, huh?" He asks, raising an eyebrow. "Definitely." You replied.

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crack that turned into a headcannon

Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.

And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.

And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.

And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.

And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now

S03:E01 screenshot redraw

Bumblebee Beloved 🐝💛

So as a huge bumblebee fan I was curious if anyone knows exactly how and why he became so beloved in the franchise? I know in the original series they didn’t plan on making him a big part in the show but that changed pretty quickly.

💖IM FUCKING SCREAMING OMFG💖

💛THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE SEEN ALL DAY💛

Something about this bumblebee design makes me smile.

My art requests are officially open ! (transformers,SCP, and Pokémon) so if you’d like to see something, just ask <3 !

*gives him adoption papers to sign and a pen* 🖊

If Optimus wanted to adopt me, I wouldn’t stop him.

Reblog if you think our OP would be a great dad.

This was made by @poplyy_ on Twitter

And when I saw it I immediately thought of these two also my oc Mic is adopted by Optimus too. 😌😊

PLEASE HASBRO I WILL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE STARSCREAM BECOME UNDERSTOOD WITH GOOD REDEMPTION AND EXPLORATIONSHAHA

BONUS IF THERE'S SKYSTAR CONTENT PLEASE

Hasbro just really hates Starscream, don't they?

Team Autopokes VS Team Deceptimons

Just some quick headshot designs for Autobot High Command in my continuity.

I drew Arcee in the sailor moon pose

I found this old "comic" in my folder so I thought it would be time to post it.

(Blurr is a professional spy ofc he's not gonna let his boss catch him photoshopping his likeness)

For anyone who might be saying Bee is out of character in the trailer let me remind you of the batshit insane things he's done in the movies and TV shows

Drove up to the dealership parking lot as Sam was looking at cars and threw his door into the car next to him

blasted a frequency that shattered the glass on every other car in the vicinity scaring Bobby Bolivia enough to let them take it for $4000

Tried to wingman Sam by stalling his engine and pulling over to the side of the road while playing sexual healing

Threw a hissy fit about being called a crappy camero and scanned a newer model

Essentially relieved himself all over agent Simmons because he was rude

Drove to where Sam was at college and drove up onto a bush in front of the frat house where Sam was at the party before blaring the car alarm

Started going through different songs about how the “ girl” who got in with Sam was bad news and Sam was on the verge of being assaulted or cheating

Slammed what he thought was a human girls head into the dashboard before spraying what Im assuming is coolant on her because she insinuated she was going to get Sam to cheat on Mikayla

Threw himself out of a plane and used a dead Decepticon to soften his fall

Accidentally destroyed a major portion of Charlie’s house

Smeared egg all over the car of Charlie's bully before punching the roof and jumping on it crushing the car

Ran into a tree at high speed because he turned off his lights

Joined illegal street racing

Fought a modified human and lost

Used a random truck like a scooter to go after knockout because he lost his T-Cog and ended up going over a cliff

Drove off a ship and blasted a Decepticon ship in mid air

Did the dirty dancing chair thing in a paramount commercial

Joined an underground bot fighting ring to find Grimlock

Shot the tape for never gonna give you up out of his cassette player the second it started playing nearly taking Charlie’s head off

Angrily did donuts in front of the stinger prototype

Forced his steering wheel into Shanes's face when he called Bee’s alt-mode uncool

Got so angry when the stinger commercial called him old and ugly he kicked down the prototype

I’ll add more if I think of them but Bumblebee is just a tiny feral gremlin and I love him so very much. Each iteration of him is perfect

I feel like introducing my Transformers Prime OC somehow so please bear with me :D

Azure and Izure Summer; the first Cyber-organic with a Cybertronian father and human mother

The Mother ( Akila ) and the Sire ( Wildwing )

Akila has an Egyptian entity cat creature that has been protecting the Summer family for generations and the creature is now currently protecting Azure and Izure.

The twins have the ability to shift their form into humans and Cybertronians however they please, as well as manipulating their sizes

They keep themselves hidden from the bots and cons since they don't want to participate in their war. But sometimes they make themselves in sight to aid the Autobots for the safety of the earth.

Their cat guardian, however, has more hatred to the Autobots and Decepticons than the twins, since Akila was killed by a Decepticon and Wildwing was killed by an Autobot

The guardian cat respects the twins decisions on whatever they want, but will take desperate measure to keep them safe.

Science fic + fantasy genre here ( with romance subplot )

It hurts watching your kind an agony I never had met within all my Ano-cycles of life. Fleeting like the seasons your prime flows to fast. Such short lifes filled with so much. A thousand momments in one day more emotions than my kind could have thought. Your flesh is weaker than metal yet you held bold infant of us. Such a strange species yet I feel nothing but love.

It's frustrating watching your wars. Blood shed much like our own and yet you continue. And as the hypocrite I am I try and show reason. It was foolish. Your kind is nothing short but quick to snap back at hypocrites such as I. I was in war and currently am yet I dare demand peace from you? It's frightening how similar our reasonings are. Nations who all bleed the same shade of red divided by those above them. How was I to demand unity when it was this structure that cause me to differentiate myself from the other fraction. Your kind bare their country's flags and others with pride or shame. Chanting praise or begging for forgiveness. Filling streets with demands of change. Destroying city's in the name of faith. It's painful to watch perhaps that why eyes and optics alike decide to turn away and be blind

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE AUTOBOTS THINK THE TERRANS ARE SPARKLINGS. BECAUSE THEY TECHNICALLY ARE!! They were born what?? a year ago in the timeline, so they're like babies to them!! Which is why they're always referred to as "Young ones" or "kids." Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

What else is an artist to do on a Thursday night, but draw Transformers as housekeepers.

Based on this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Transformemes/comments/xiezbt/what_got_you_into_transformers/?rdt=43148

Half Human (Bumblebee X OC) (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UxTCBDvDqZ **The cover pic belong to me, my drawing and I am not letting no one use it. The characters don't belong to me, they belong to their rightful owner, Michael Bay. The characters that DO belong to me are the OCs, don't steal.** **WARNING: Strong Languages and Strong Violences!** Highest Rankings #1 in bumblebee-transformer #1 in fxm #4 in half hu…