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Ardyn Izunia - Blog Posts
"Behind them, the entrance of the hotel immersed every corners of the rooftop with tinges of gold, complementing the sparkling champagne sipped by various attendees.
Under those lights, Ardyn’s eyes blazed even brighter; like molten gold they almost burned the Prince with their intensity."
A marvelous fanart made by my dear friend @bakabakaomaeabaka for the chapter 4 of Whims of Fate :D
You should definitely check out her amazing art, it's really something else ! ✨
She also made a wonderful webcomic called Binary Stars. It's very cute and wholesome and has an unique setup, I never quite seen anything like it ! I can assure you it's worth the detour ~ 🌟🌠
Here is the link of her comic if you're interested:
https://www.webtoons.com/fr/challenge/binary-star/list?title_no=454693
And of course the link for my fanfic if you wish to read it:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25466476/chapters/61772710
"Shall we dance, Your Majesty?"
Prompto: *six year old* Santa's watching you!
Ardyn: he stopped watching me after the last three hundred years for his safety of his mental state.
Noctis: I can't find my phone!
Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*
*"F*ck you" starts playing*
Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*
Sum up living with Ardyn.
Person: Ardyn, No!
Ardyn: Ardyn, yes!
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Person: why are the cops at our door?
Ardyn: It is funny how you are surprised the cops are at our door?
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Person: Did you try to sacrifice me to Ifrit last night?
Ardyn: *hides the knife* now why would I do that?
Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus
Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?
Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!
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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!
Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!
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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?
Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?
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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.
Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.
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Ravus: Where is my arm?
Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.
Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!
Noctis: Almost everyone in this room
Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.
Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.
Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.
Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.
Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.
Regis: you destroyed my city
Gladio: you tricked so many people.
Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.
Alice: You enslaved my people.
Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.
Loqi: you make fun of my height.
Aranea: you traumatize children.
Nyx: you keep screwing up my training
Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.
Ardyn: you all hold grudges.
Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.
Why Ardyn has banned Alice from drinking.
Ardyn: Alice its late, come home.
Alice: f*** off I'm fine.
Ardyn: I just watched you walk into a light post.
Alice: You can't see me.
Ardyn: I'm right next to you
Alice: liar.
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Alice: (texts) I found your family!
Ardyn: (texts) please don't tell me you dug up another grave....
Alice: (sends him a picture of a bunch of pigs)
Ardyn: (texts) where are you?!
Alice: (texts) wif yor famly
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Noctis: you're the bad guy. Why are you attractive!?
Ardyn: so I can say this. "Come to the dark side, we have me~"
Noctis: You're evil.
Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?
Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.
Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.
Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.
Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.
Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.
Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.
Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.
Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.
Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.
Ardyn: To make him stronger.
Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.
Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.
Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.
Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US
Ravus: I tried to drown Ardyn in the fountain today.
Aranea: how did it end?
Ravus: He took it as some kind of sexual gesture and told me I wasn't his type.
Aranea: he's messed up
Ravus: I'm pissed that he thinks I'm out of his league!
Ardyn: come on now Prompto dear. Haven't you heard "love is an open door?"
Prompto: NO LOVE IS A CLOSED LOCKED BARRICADED DOOR! *shoving a bed up against a door*
Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*
Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.
Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.
Ravus: Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Touch me again
And I'll f***ing kill you!
Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.
Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!
Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.
Dia has a soul that hangs around her named Celestine. She knows about Ardyn but won't tell anyone. Celisms
Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?
Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.
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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana
Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.
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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.
Noctis: *bursts into Prompto's bedroom* I heard you scream! What happened?!
Prompto: There's a monster under my bed!
Noctis: Prom you know monsters don't exi- *looks under the bed*
Ardyn: Hello~
Noctis: Prompto we're burning your house down.
Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!
Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!
Diana: I made a trap that will rip the very skin off a man the moment he enters a room! Let call Ardyn!
Noctis: I have him on speed dial
Ignis: STOP FEEDING HER MURDEROUS TENDENCIES!