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Eddie has a weird way to eat sandwiches.
One of my bffs told us how he ate sandwiches in our last hang out and I decided that Eddie would eat his the same way.
I proceed to explain:
You cut your square sandwich into four triangles.
Then you choose the two parts with the most cheese and ham or whatever thing your sandwich is. And don't eat them.
You take the two left and proceed to eat them in a way that they would always be in a triangle shape.
When you finish those two, go back to the ones you didn't eat so you can pull apart the ingredients, eating the bread first and the cheese and ham second.
That's– that's it.
I imagine Eddie doing the same god-forsaken thing and having the whole Party watching with both stares of horror and amusement.
My bff and Eddie don't have many things in common but Eddie walks on tables and she was (is?) a theater kid so i think it's fair.
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P.S. @m-de-mermelada told me she would walk on tables too if he was a DM after i asked for permission to post this so that's something.