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3 years ago

*In the car*

Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)

Timmy: I like to think that.

Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…

*silence*

Flora: Go ahead you stupid!

Timmy: *shocked*

Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!

Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...

Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!

Timmy: Calm down please.

Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)

*stopping the car dangerously*

Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!

Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!

Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.

Flora: Ok :)

* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*

Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.


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3 years ago

*When Stella did her first fashion event*

Musa: What happened to your face?

Flora: See that bitch over there.

Bloom: That poor little girl.

Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Tecna: You fought a little girl..

Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.

Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!

Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.


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3 years ago

*Helia waiting for Flora*

* A dude hits him with the bag*

Helia: Hey!

The dude: Excuse me, MOVE.

Helia: Sir, you kinda bump me with your bag.

The dude: No I didn't.

Helia: Yeah, you did, because my pants now smell like orange juice.

The dude: Oh, poor you.

Helia: I just said in case I don't know you wanted to be a decent human being, and apologize.

Helia*leaving and whispering*: Ass.

The dude *following him*: What did you just say?

Helia: Forget about it ok...

*Flora coming aggressive*

The dude * trying to hit him*: Listen princess I didn't touch you. So do the smart thing, SHUT UP!

*Flora playing with an ivy*

Flora: Do we have a problem here?

The dude: Who the hell are you?

Flora: I'M HIS FREAKING GIRLFRIEND AND THE WINX WHO WOULD PUT A IVY IN YOUR NECK. AND KICK YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T WALK. AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M ARRESTED. SO APOLOGIZE TO MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!

The dude: *in shock*

Flora: APOLOGIZE!

The dude: I'm sorry ok.

*the dude leaves*

Flora *her sweet tone is back*: Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait.

Helia: it's ok...

Flora: Let's get the tea :)


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