Agent 3 - Blog Posts

this is SO true. If you guys are wondering why I don't post my characters that's why😭

the most mortifying part about posting abt your ocs is posting about your ocs

Me because I want participate in art fight this year but I'm too scared to (and I also do not feel like creating ref sheets)

Literally went into the website and got overwhelmed so fast☹️

you guys. I have so many one-shot ideas but I do not have the motivation to finish any of them. Sobs

Please give me drabble or head cannon ideas I can whip together real quick to do.

Also if I did like a ask my agents thing will people actually ask. If I did do it some would be written or drawn (digital or traditional depending on my reasorces)

Good grief, I forgot I had this account🙃

Hii I'm looking for request again, I had a few but they got lost in my inbox (sorry!!!) School is almost over meaning I'll soon have time to write, so that means I need to get my request list going. I might put up a book on wattpad or ao3, ill let you guys know if I do!!

I'm mainly looking for head cannons or prompts. If i jst don't find it interesting there's a good chance I'll ignore it unfortunately.

Characters and rules r pinned on my page!

as much as i like agent 32 the idea of agent 24 with agent 4 as 3's annoying younger sibling is very funny to me like:

agent 3: i'm going on a date with 8 see you later

agent 4 getting dressed: mom said i could come!

agent 3: your not going on my da-*cut to 3 and 8 at a fancy table with 4 eating a slice of pizza*

Hi!!! Before I leave any type of request I am just curious, who do you write for? Plus any rules I should be aware of ?

Sorry for answering so late I didn't see it until later this day😞

I don't have many rules when it comes to request, mainly just basic stuff like don't ask for weird stuff. (Ex: !nc€st, l0ilcon, ect.)

I don't do nsfw because, 1. I'm a minor and 2. I'm shit at writing it, but I will do suggestive or implied nsfw.

Another thing is just be patient. I take a lot of breaks and I'm not really on social media a lot, so I'll see it when I see it🤷‍♀️ I might put some request on hold, if I do then I'll make a post with which ones are on hold and will probably pin it.

I do write for in game character as well as Coroika characters. No splatsvile characters. I don't trust myself to not mischaracterize them yet/don't know enough about them😭

For splatband characters it rlly depends who, so ask and if i respond I'll do that character.

Last thing, I'm bad at writing Octavio and cuttlefish, so because of this I'm probably not going to take Cuttletavio or x readers. If it's like [_] as ur father or personality quirks I might do it.

Edit: Feel like I really need to mention this, please, be specific, especially when it comes to headcannons. Do not just say [character] x reader and not give a headcannon or a scenario. I need something to build on. Please at least try to give me something to work with.

Second edit: Just so you know if I don't like the idea then I won't do it. Sorry, it's just impossible for me to focus on writing something that I think will be boring🥲. thank you!

that's it, have a good day/night👍👍

(UPDATED JUN/13/2024)

Hello! I saw in one of your posts you were wanting headcanons, so here's some of mine :]

Pearl x Marina-

Not much of a headcanon, since it is somewhat cannon but Pearl and Marina are so gay for each other they always are thinking about each other and with any chance they get, they will talk about the other, this mostly applies to Pearl. I also think that Pearl would totally think she is the "one with the pants" in the relationship, but shes really just a big ol simp for Marina and will do anything for her

Agent 8-

I have a headcanon of them being mute, since in game they dont talk anyways, I also headcannon them having a kinda shyish personality

Captain 3/Agent 3-

They have grown cold and have PTSD from everything they've seen. When they first became an agent in splatoon 1 they always dreamt of being Captain, but after everything they've experienced they don't feel the joy of helping others that they used to feel when they were younger

Thats about all I have, hope this helped!

Try not to die, Agent 3!

[This took so long bc of school, it's literally the first week and I'm already being slapped in the face with piles of work. I also rushed this as well when I worked on it especially at the end, it's definitely not my best work. I used the captain headcannon for tgis btw]

Sometimes the people forget the Captain joined the New Squidbreak Splatoon when they where a child. At times Captain wonders if they even one hundred percent consented in the first place. Cuttlefish did basically just point at them and say "you're Agent 3 of the Squidbreak Splatoon, you have to save the Great Zapfish. Try not to die, kid!"

Agent 3 was sat on the ground criss cross, as they listened to whatever this old man had to say. They really did just zone out mid way when after he pointed out that all they were doing was saving the Zapfish. Three figured it was like turf war, it was easy enough. What's the point of listening?

Worse mistake ever.

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"Not too bad, kid."

Agent 3 had made it through the kettle unscathed so far, besides stepping in octarian ink a few times. A burning sensation, shot through their shoulder, sickly magenta ink connecting with the suit's armor. Getting hit with ink didn't cause pain? In turf wars it was a dull thud at most. Getting splatted was fast and painless, you couldn't feel anything but slight annoyance.

Agent 3 shifted into squid form, (more like fell to the ground and pathetically coward in their ink) and snuck around to hide behind a box to nurse their injury.

"Agent 3? You alright?" Cuttlefish'e voice crackled through the headset. Three let out a grunt and nodded, could he even see them nod?, "Be careful, I would hate for you to be splatted on your first mission."

The pain faded fast but it was a rude awake up call that this wasn't Turf War. This wasn't where the worse punishment you can get is your rank lowering or angry teammates yelling at you.

Eventually they gained enough confidence to continue on. The rest of the kettle goes on with shots grazing their body, or narrowly avoiding getting splatted. Three felt a bit dazed as they staggered back with the Mini Zapfish in their hand.

The moment Agent 3 spotted Captain Cuttlefish again. "Why did it hurt? It's not like that in Turf War."

"You weren't listening, were you?" Agent 3 shook their head with a nervous grin, knowing that he was probably disappointed.

He cleared his throat before beginning, "weapons like the Hero Shot or octotrooper vehicles-" Cuttlefish pointed to the gun in Agent 3's hand with his cane, "don't have the same safety limits as the ones back in Inkopolis. Weapons in turf are for inking, the ones that you have is for powering through enemies with higher pressure and bigger damage. They are made for actual war."

Agent 3 look down at the Hero Shot in their hands, well that explained a lot. "So getting splatted is extra painful here?" Agent 3 was hoping Captain Cuttlefish would reassure them that everything would be fine. He did not.

"Octo Valley, even with the Great Zapfish, barely has enough energy. To get troops and checkpoints running it takes lots of juice. Our own respawns are even harder to wire up without the Great Zapfish."

His expression suddenly dimmed, "Three, if you get splatted three times in a kettle. It's over. You die and there's no bringing you back."

"oh."

"But I'm sure you'll be fine! Just don't get splatted!" Captain Cuttlefish pats Agent 3 on the shoulder to reassure them, though it was a little too late now. The warmth of the Mini Zapfish in their hands did nothing to warm the feeling of cold fear in their heart, nor did the Captain's words of 'encouragement.'

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After that Agent 3 experience as an agent wasn't as bad as they thought it would be. Muscle memory and habits built in the kettles transfered to turf. Eventually, Agent 3 started to take pride in their role of the New Squidbreak Splatoon. If it wasn't for the fact the NSBS was supposed to be a secret to the public, they'd probably be rubbing it in everyone's face about now. It's the fact that they were contributing to something so much bigger than them that they loved so much about the job. I mean- imagine being the captain one day- that's a even bigger deal! Before this they were was just a pathetic wannabe Dj with decent turf skills, now they're actually doing something with their life! (Unlike their hygiene.)

But then deep sea metro happened. For some reason, something switched. They weren't exactly outgoing but they were definitely more playful. Now it was like they were more mellowed out. Everyone noticed, at first they thought maybe they were just maturing, but then they started talking less and less. Not to mention, they started becoming less passionate about being an agent.

Eventually Craig had to retire, I mean, he was over a hundred years old. The role would've naturally gone to Agent 1 or 2 but they had they're careers as the Squid Sisters to worry about already. Agent 3 was second with the most experience. Honestly, they would've probably declined if it wasn't for the fact they were the best fitted for the job. They probably wasn't the best choice anyways as in they didn't have the same spark as they used to, but someone had to do it.

They kinda wish they would've stuck to music. Honestly the whole 'being a agent is the best' thing was probably because they were young and loved adrenaline, but when your 23 and spent majority of your teen years saving the world from people or AI that wants to destroy the world, you get tired of it. Three just didn't find joy in the work anymore.

Hopefully the new agent doesn't end up like them, as well.

Guys I'm literwally so bored I need Splatoon oneshoy or headcanno ideas please, I'll take ships or x rewder. I don't care, just give me ideas in my ask box🙏🙏🙏

Hi! Im solkteaa, solane, solk or whatever you'd like to call me. I don't really use tumblr so im gonna need a minute to get used to this format

I draw and sometimes write splatoon fanfiction or short stories though I'm not great at it. I'm probably going to be more active during the summer, so I'll update when I can!

My two fandoms in one 😈😈😈😈😈

Book smart + street smart = book street

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

Mild Spoilers for Splatoon 3 inkoming!

It's kinda funny that most octolings above 14 today probably interacted before the end of Splatoon 1.

Compiled my Splatoon OCs!

Bomber, Vanilla, Eight, and Tetra come together to form Team Sappholosquad! (...Which Bomber says is a silly name she blurted out first thing while they were brainstorming it since they were all lesbians, but the rest of her friends got attached to it, and therefore it stuck)

Bomber is also the only one out of the four of them that isn't an agent (officially or otherwise) and she thinks it's wild that two of her friends and her old summer camp BFF's girlfriend all saved the world and here she was being Just Some Gal

Kycece splatoween costumes🧡🧡🧡🧡 cece had a few more she wanted to show off but kyle insisted those were staying between them……🤷

How Agent 3 got Lil Buddy

As far as I can tell, the best two sources of income are salmon runs and Turf wars, so most likely before the game started Agent 3 was doing both of those two things.

I think during a Salmon Run Agent 3 snuck a golden egg into their stuff so that way they could sell it for more coins but before they could find a place that took golden eggs OTHER than Grizz co. the egg hatched. 

So Agent 3 was just like ‘What the fuck do I do??’ While Lil Buddy is sitting there staring at them like “MOTHER/FATHER” and so Lil Buddy ended up like imprinting or whatever and now Agent 3 just kinda has him

Haven’t drawn in a while so I went savage drawing Captain 3

Head cannon pronouns (He/They/She)

my birthday cake of my favorite splatoon image. unfortunately it cost one hundred dollars because safeway does not say that different types of cake cost more or less on the custom cake form and i accidentally made it twice as big as i should have. so many people were looking at me funny in the safeway so it was both hilarious and embarrassing i think. i hope yall enjoy this stupid joke

We all know that the hero, the player always prevails. But what about the characters?

What happens to the Agents when they lose?

[eyestrain warning]

This idea has been done a thousand times over already but I thought I’d take a crack at it! I am obsessed with how this turned out, the effects were super fun to mess around with. This was made for the second Actually Infected art challenge prompt: corrupted file!

Agent 3 (red) - Defected and joined the Octarian Army

Agent 4 (yellow) - Captured and hypnotized by Octavio

Agent 8 (cyan) - Defeated by Agent 3 during the escape sequence and sanitized

Neo Agent 3 (magenta) - Fuzzified before they could reach the top of the rocket

squit

my spoon agent headcanons!