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mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

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Sleepover Saturday!

tell me about your day

tell me about yourself

tell me about your crush

tell me a funny/embarrassing story

rant about anything you want

confess something on anon (or not!)

ask me weird things

ask me really personal things

send me unpopular opinions

send me headcanons

fuck/marry/kill, would you rather?, have you ever?, etc.

send me recommendations

ask me for recommendations

ask me for advice

literally anything tbh???

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He kinda reminds me of an egg.