Based Off Of That One Scene From Spongebob (poetry By Gary) 👌

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friday the 13th is actually a lucky day, so here’s a little spell to bring you extra luck and spledor!

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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

Oh

Oh

-HEALZZZ

-THERE'S A TRACER ON MY ASS

-THERE'S A WINSTON ON ME

-HEALLLL?

-MERCYS 1 IFBEIANWVDOS DGD

-THEY'RE ALL 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-SHATTER

-GRAV

-MONKY MONKY M O N K Y

-FUCK

things that are cried out in overwatch teamchat with a panicked urgency that is nonsense in any other context

- “HE WASTED HAMMER” - “BABY DVA BABY DVA BABY DVA” - “THEY DROPPED THE BEAT” - “MONKEY ON MY ASS” - “let’s wombo combo” - “SHE’S AT ONE SHE’S AT ONE JUST BLOW ON HER PLEASE” - “I’m asleep” - “it’s fine just die on point” - “I ATE IT I ATE IT” followed by maniacal laughter

Yes please

plus some bonus content:

What the fuck did he do? Where is this???

Not to be that dick, but some people in the fandom really are in denial about what Lucio has done. I keep seeing people claim we ‘don’t know that he’s evil, it’s all just rumours’ and I’m like… what? Let Lucio be evil, don’t turn him into a weepy ‘I had no choice’ villain please.

He has enslaved people.

He has blackmailed a village.

He has ripped people’s hearts out.

He did neglect his people and let them starve, let their districts flood.

He did kill his father.

He did try to kill his mother.

And those are just a few that are mentioned or shown, that I remember right now. If I go through the whole story again I’m sure I’ll find more.

Clearly I’m not saying you can’t like Lucio - hell I do - but don’t pretend like he’s some misunderstood wounded man who only looks evil because of lies.

The best argument you could make is saying he’s not malicious but rather indifferent, and that is still evil.