Wormapothacary - Prospective Weaver

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

Kylo ren is an archeologist

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin