Anyone Else Notice How Every Time The Clattering Teeth Icon Resets It's Animation, Solid Blue Buttons

Are you implying that you can remember what a semester is after the second day? Wish that was me

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I read this whilst just coming off of the energy that is turning words into penis and thus I felt penis energy reading this

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

I found out that I have in person classes in 2 days, I was prepping for online courses not in person, fuck.

twitter has reminded me of a very important anniversary today. happy ten years to idw phase two!! (holy shit, ten years.)

Today I’m legal

Tomorrow I’m legal :)

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(

Bait.... I am the god of bait.. I guess that alsp qualifies me as a master of it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

If you remember this, you’re a legend.