My Misanthropy Counter Is Broken. WTF Is Wrong With All These People?

‘Everyday Is Halloween’ by Ministry I've been listening to Ministry all week

It's the Friday before Memorial Day weekend, almost 5pm, time for some summer jams...

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

‘The Rehab Song’ by Sisters of Murphy #♣ ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ #rochester #freetravis

What it’s like to talk about feminism on the internet

‘Dernière Danse’ by Indila I don't care, this is beautiful

why are we so allergic to sharp corners in UI these days. i dont want my online experience to be bubble wrapped with exclusively round corners and oval buttons i need a solid 90 degree angle to anchor myself to once in a while

Frog Murder Christmas!

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry