tumbln-travis
☺ he/him
190 posts
Latest Posts by tumbln-travis
when you want to be hunting rebels but you’re overstimulated at dinner with your mom instead
Cassian: *going through one of the worst weeks of his fucking life as rednecks kill each other around him, his weird-ass ship craps out on him, and the Empire comes after his family*
Mon Mothma:
Jeff is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap. But when Jeff’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what happens. Now Jeff is privy to a chat thread of top-secret information from Tromp’s under-qualified, highly-ignorant inner circle, and it’s looking like a real story. It’s also looking like a total hunk. Soon enough, Jeff and the physical manifestation of this egregiously handled group text containing highly sensitive government information are locked in the heat of gay, erotic passion, and he’s about to pound out a story that he never could’ve imagined. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay physically manifested leaked text action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living group chat love.
----
please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here or on patreon
we all know this classic way
MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers.
EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?
MAGA GOOFS: how dare you
Nosy ass plant
THE X-FILES | 6.02
one of my favorite corners of the www 🩷
A Timeline and History of MLKSHK, MLTSHP
👋 Hi, I’m Brad Choate. Here’s a recollection of my involvement with MLKSHK and MLTSHP over the years. The following is pieced together from bits of email, Twitter, TypePad, Tumblr, database records, and aging neurons.
A timeline of mlkshk.com
Domain registration - 4/13/2008
Initial commit from Andre - 3/13/2010
First commit from Ivan - 10/1/2010
AWS database created - 10/20/2010
First posted file (“farrrrrt bird”) - 10/27/2010
First users created (82) - 10/28/2010
Opens to limited audience - 10/28/2010
First TypePad blog post - 12/29/2010
Opens to wider audience via invites, waitlist - ~¼/2011
First comment - 1/11/2011
Opens to general public - ~4/26/2011
First commit from Mark - 5/19/2011
Shutdown announcement - 5/1/2014
Andre is hired at Slack - ?
Shutdown averted? - 6/18/2014
Shutdown averted announcement - 6/30/2014
First commit from Brad - 8/3/2014
Good Web Bundle promotion - 11/19/2014
Subscription woes - 5/20/2015
More subscription woes - 7/9/2015
Subscriptions restored (delaying another imminent shutdown) - 3/24/2016
Final shutdown announcement - 2/22/2017
Enters read-only mode - 3/31/2017
Waxy.org post about MLKSHK’s closure - 4/13/2017
Closes - 5/1/2017
Lifespan from 10/27/2010 - 2,379 days, or 6 years, 6 months, 5 days.
Lifespan extended 3 years from 5/1/2014 shutdown announcement.
A timeline of mltshp.com
Continuation community assembles itself… on Facebook?! - 11/3/2016
mltshp.com domain registration date - 3/9/2017
Initial commit to Github by Brad - 3/17/2017
Fundraising - 3/24/2017
Gettin things done - 3/31/2017
MLKSHK user login support - 4/30/2017
GIF to Video feature - 5/9/2017
First Tumblr blog post and launch - 5/16/2017
Dropped Google Analytics - 5/10/2019
2019 State of the SHP - 8/29/2019
Site search introduced - 9/3/2019
4th birthday - 5/16/2021
Fastly CDN switch(back) - 12/22/2022
6th birthday - 5/16/2023
Happy 7th Birthday - 5/16/2024
Lifespan to date (as of this writing on 12/24/2024): 2,780 days, or 7 years, 7 months, 9 days.
Some personal history
I joined MLKSHK by invitation on January 6, 2011 as a regular user. I found MLKSHK to be a breath of fresh air compared to your typical social media site (which still holds true today). After the shutdown announcement in 2014, I tried to offer help and reached out again around July 2014 after the announcement that the site would not be closing. I had met Andre once before, but mostly knew of him through colleagues at Six Apart. Andre took me up on the volunteer help… remember, by this time he wasn’t running MLKSHK as a business, so the ~3 years that follow are maintaining the site as a hobby, particularly since it was still losing money.
Initially, I helped with site performance issues, including some query optimizations. As time passed, it became clear that the site was still in danger of closing due to the cost of services it was incurring, which was not offset enough by subscriptions. So Andre and I went through a cost assessment process and we identified a number of things that could be done. Switching away from Fastly to a cheaper CDN (KeyCDN at the time) shaved CDN operational costs by 66% (Fastly charges 12 cents per gigabyte of transfer and KeyCDN charges 4 cents) so we started there, since it was the easiest change to make and had the most impact.
I also helped with the site’s participation in the “Good Web Bundle” promotion which brought in a few subscribers and returning members. The following year (2015), we had to rebuild subscriptions from scratch since both Tugboat and Amazon payments had to be retired, and we replaced those with Stripe. Alas, the site was still just not able to sustain itself as it was, and a decision was made to close for good in 2017.
Before that happened, the MLKSHK community began a conversation with Andre to transition the site to a community-run operation. I wasn’t involved in discussions, so don’t have insight into the choice behind creating a new domain and brand instead of adopting MLKSHK outright (I suspect Andre just preferred a clean break). Andre agreed to share all data and source code to the transition team. I helped with transitioning the source code for MLKSHK; cleaning it up for the basis of the MLTSHP repository to become an open source project.
It was decided that it would be best to make MLTSHP more closed in nature… so much of MLKSHK was open to free users, even some allowance for post creation. The plan was to relaunch with a membership requirement, but also with two price plans - the regular $24/year membership (plus an option to specify any amount over $24/year if the member wants to), and a new $3/year membership which effectively was the same level of service that was provided for free registered users before. While posting was being restricted to members, we wanted to keep certain things open for all: our “Popular” page, and individual post links which can be shared anywhere.
There would be some downtime between MLKSHK’s closure and the launch of MLTSHP. We aimed to keep that downtime low, but it gave us some time to make some larger changes that would make for a more sustainable and cost-efficient service.
Switching off of Amazon AWS for web server and database service was a big one. I had wanted to do this for MLKSHK as early as 2014, but we never did. I took a snapshot of AWS expenses from January 2017 and costs for that month were $400 (just RDS + S3 + EC2 and outbound data transfer to our CDN). We switched these to use Linode. For CDN service, KeyCDN was more cost effective than Fastly was, but we decided to switch to using Cloudflare for CDN since it wouldn’t cost anything (ironically, MLTSHP has since switched back to Fastly after receiving an offer to operate at no cost). The only remaining AWS feature MLTSHP is using is S3 for block storage. There are some cheaper S3-compatible services available, but the potential savings have never justified the task of a migration. Operational costs today are less than half of what we were spending for AWS alone, and we pay nothing for CDN service.
We also set up a real deployment process, utilizing Buildkite (they offer a free account for us to use), making it easier to test and deploy community-led changes. This also included utilizing Docker which also makes it easier for contributors to run their own copy of the site locally for development.
Ahead of MLTSHP’s launch, a service was built that would transcode GIF images (a popular, but heavy file format) to video formats that those would serve instead of the original GIF file. This was a cost-saving measure, since popular GIFs lead to a lot of traffic, so the smaller the better.
Another must-have for relaunch was a process that would migrate a user’s MLKSHK data when they signed into MLTSHP. This required us to load all the MLKSHK data into the MLTSHP database (in a separate set of tables) and we also had permission from Andre to make a wholesale copy of the MLKSHK S3 bucket to MLTSHP’s S3 bucket so all images were preserved.
And we also had a full rebranding to do. Replacing all site design and assets so that it was different, but retaining the spirit of the original site.
There have been a lot of changes to the site since that time. We’ve added site-wide search, responsive design so the site works well for mobile devices, support for light and dark mode, an alt text field so images can be described, and many other things. Big feature releases are few and far between, but the site is stable which is a great feature.
Our Github repo has had 412 commits from 26 different contributors. There’s still a lot of stuff to do (patches welcome)! But the most important feature we’ve developed is a self-sustainable community. We don’t have to worry about closing.
Everyone will not just
If your solution to some problem relies on “If everyone would just…” then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.
7!!!
Hello, it's been a while!
It's been quite some time since our last update, but back in the SHP, we haven't gone anywhere. :)
Here's a short list of everything that happened over the past year:
MLTSHP turned 7 this year!
We're now using Fastly.
We now support alt text.
Our unique pink color now has a name: mltpnk.
We're now blocking AI scrapers. (as best as we can)
You can now add your MLTSHP profile in MLTSHP Slack.
Our "li'l dudes" now have canonical names.
Thanks to our members for making MLTSHP one of the best places on the Internet! Please follow SHKN BUT NOT BROKEN for more frequent updates. :)
If you've never heard of MLTSHP before, we invite you to join us. Just $3/year keeps the lights on and the spammers/bots out.
i was watching aou and i thought that the powerpuff girls theme song would work really well with it
i was not wrong
cards for your bud. tag or send to a buckaroo who proves love
Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
why are we so allergic to sharp corners in UI these days. i dont want my online experience to be bubble wrapped with exclusively round corners and oval buttons i need a solid 90 degree angle to anchor myself to once in a while
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
The lore behind Skibidy toilet is surprisingly epic- but yall mainstream NPCs aren’t ready for that conversation
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
Quake Soundtrack Collection: “Slipgate”
I still remember how I felt playing Quake for the first time. Coming from a few years playing Doom and Doom II, Quake was pretty much the same storyline and such, but it just felt... darker. Grittier. More hardcore. And damn, was the movement smooth and the lighting effects next level. Multiplayer was balls nuts.
Quake quickly spun into a massive, well-respected franchise all of its own - Some of the older titles and their alterations are still the go-to for a lot of FPS fanatics!
The original title shipped with an atmospheric, Industrial nightmare courtesy of Trent Reznor. You know, the Nine Inch Nails guy. The wonderfully sadistic nail gun weapon in the game? Yeah, it even had Nine Inch Nails' logo on it.
However, if you wanted to, Quake supported playing tracks from the CD in your drive instead, which was really radical. I often played Quake while listening to White Zombie's "Astro Creep: 2000." Fighting Chthon to "Super-Charger Heaven?" Perfection. DEVIL MAN! DEVIL MAN!
At one point, a group named Sonic Mayhem released an album called "Methods of Destruction." It was meant to be played in this way, replacing the original soundtrack to Quake with a fiercer, harder hitting experience. And it was a hit - Their sound was such a great fit that they got to compose for Quake II and invited their friends Front Line Assembly to help make some tracks as well, culminating in that band also making music for the series. Another notable composer in the mix was the person behind the Quake games for the Nintendo 64, the amazing Aubrey Hodges, who was of course no stranger to FPS soundtracks.
Every official release and Mission Pack is included here, but honestly... Why stop there? I'm also sharing my collection of music from the most famous total conversions, alterations, and unofficial packs. They definitely deserve love too.
As games in the series or related material reaches the 15 year old mark (like "Quake Live" will in 2025), I will add those to this archive as well.
Download it here:
Revisiting old video games is just realizing the music is better than you remember and the graphics are worse than you remember
🦀 time for crab 🦀
today i summoned 388 crabs! i caught 16 💰 of them. i became friends with 7 🌼 of them. 21 fell in love with me 💙
group picture!!!
🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰oh no!!
🦀 time for crab 🦀
today i summoned 35 crabs! i caught 15 💰 of them. i became friends with one 🌼 of them. 21 fell in love with me 💙
group picture!!!
🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀💙 🦀🌼 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰
