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3 months ago

Bug

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽


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3 months ago

I heard that.

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go my isopods!!


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3 months ago

Looks delicious

Can has please

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go my isopods!!

3 months ago

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.


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3 months ago

Caution

Super long text blocks below. They are also disorganized and unedited

Conversely, magic is helpful to your body (goes through your blood stream and increases the efficiency of blood circulation, fights infections and such because it is directed by your will and your body really wants to survive, can form membranes in place of damaged tissue, many things) and while not necessarily malicious on it's own, your body becomes reliant on it because why continue expending resources on processes that are now happening "on their own"?

Magic will do whatever you want it to do, you need only think it. However it will not continue doing something if nothing is causing it to. This has been likened to a container of gass. If you remove the balloon, the air inside will not stay fixed in the same position. And if you stop willing magic to do anything it will stop doing that thing, as there is always thought happening. Mending another's wounds can be a horrific thing to do to someone and while it might be hypothetically possible to use magic to transform existing matter into flesh to heal someone, the magic is practically impossible to remove from the wound as you would have to think about it without thinking about it.

Magic makes your thoughts better at commanding magic, but either thoughts can draw in magic without having any, or all living things have some magic that can not leave (until they die or otherwise somehow completely stop thinking? Unknown/writer's decision)

It is horrifying that a fundamental and inescapable aspect of existing makes it dangerous to think. Thankfully it will effect you less if you avoid using it.

I just thought of a way gods or spirits could work. Thoughts can rub of on magic, and over an unknown but very long time this has, and surely still is, forming magic that is capable of thought. Spiritsand gods, like magic and all other things, can never be destroyed. They can only be changed. Thus immortality. Of course will can fade from magic over time so gods and spirits need to be around thoughts, or preferably thought about, or even better worshiped. Due to this who and what they are can be affected and even controlled by how they are perceived.

Particularly Complex thought

I am not sure whether the difference between gods and spirits lies in terminology or power, but the difference between spirits or gods and ghosts I have come up with. Ghosts were alive as mortals. A ghost is what happens when someone is fully ship of theseus'ed. Once all living tissue is replaced by magic (this can be due to dying, none of the tissue is living) your entire body must constantly be held together by your mind. This makes doing anything rather difficult, so ghosts get tired out from doing things like:

Making noise

Physically existing, even partially

Particularly complex thought

Being visible

And so on. Hypothetically a ghost could become a spirit/god, but this would take a lot of people working very hard (mentally) and/or literal divine intervention.

Since magic is controlled by thought, being more magic makes you more able to control magic, a magic user is more vulnerable to magic the more powerful they are. Kinda. The more of you is magic, the more magic you can control, but the more magic there is, the harder it is to control. So while someone with more magic would be more effected by the magic in them being altered or moved they also have more to alter or move so it is harder to do so. The more firmly planted in it is the more damage is done if it's removed, but it is easier to remove if it is less attached. Of course it is very difficult to remove magic as you would need to focus on the person or object you are removing it from and the magic without just directing the magic into what you are thinking about

Some of my favorite magic side effects:

-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.

-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.

-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.

-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.

-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.

-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.

-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss. 

Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal


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3 months ago

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from


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3 months ago

This is a picture of Toph and Korra standing next to eachother and wearing matching shirts that say "I love sluts". The word love is represented by a heart symbol. One of Korra's hands is extended toward the camera in a hand sighn I do not know the meaning of or terminology for, and since I am already taking to long on this will not try to describe. Gor that I apologize. Korra's other hand is over Toph's shoulder. Did I mention they are wearing sunglasses yet? Because they are wearing sunglasses. (Does anyone know Korra's last name? I don't know it or where to look for it.)

They Would.

They would.


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3 months ago

I have snatched that from you stellar-bees

Anyone wanna hunt me for sport

3 months ago

𓂁𓂄_𓂁𓂄 wazzat

I would be up for a battle, but I have run out of "power points", and am to tired to use my moves. Can you help?

eat a leppa berry

3 months ago

Can't find any though

I would be up for a battle, but I have run out of "power points", and am to tired to use my moves. Can you help?

eat a leppa berry

3 months ago

I managed to misinterpret this as Arven and Nemona swaping with Sada and Turo, leaving Sada Turo and Penny as the companions

What If. Roleswap Au.

what if. roleswap au.

3 months ago
Huh. Neat

Huh. Neat

Link to see what your morality is! Here's mine lmao

Link To See What Your Morality Is! Here's Mine Lmao

@puppycuddler @iceslushii @someguyiguess @vanoss-and-crew @vanoss-luigi @squirsquirrel @pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid


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3 months ago

I will be gone for a little while.


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3 months ago

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

You Have Been SNIFED, Reblog To Snif The Next Person
You Have Been SNIFED, Reblog To Snif The Next Person

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3 months ago

Costume?

You Look Great In That Frog Costume

you look great in that frog costume

3 months ago

When you accidentally click relationship tags rather than additional tags so now you have to figure out who Hurt and Comfort are, then ship them


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3 months ago

BIRD SPECIES TYPO

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

3 months ago

*I* will back you up on this

That minecraft urge to build yourself a home which is 100% monster proof on the outside and beautiful on the inside, and then realizing that if you DO use obsidian and amethyst - because indestructible! pretty! - you will, in fact, have a Yennefer/Disney Villain color scheme.

And then pulling up pinterest and searching "minecraft inspo" because now you're DEFINITELY going to do it

@nekohooch back me up on this

3 months ago
Reblog To Put Mutuals In The Fish Cube

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube


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3 months ago

Only day you can reblog this

Only Day You Can Reblog This

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3 months ago

Have never been ok. But thanks.

People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.
People I Met For A Few Moments That Live In My Head Forever.

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

3 months ago

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god


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3 months ago
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May
Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?


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3 months ago

To any that might make videos of posts they find here, beware. I have been know to cause unexplainable phenomena in computer devices. As such, should you feature a post from me, the odds of you making a coherent video featuring me and your hardware surviving are unknown but low


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3 months ago

Pushing the button will cause you to almost always have perfect health.

Here's how it works: When you develop something that you consciously consider a health problem, the next time you sleep you will wake up next to your body. It is now dead. In a maximum of two hours a new body will form around you that is just how the previous one would have been without the problem. If you were sick, no longer sick. If you lost an arm, it's back. If you were born with one arm but want two, you have two now. If you decided that human bodies (or just yours) have a flawed design and have ideas for how it could be improved, you have the improvements. Yes, this can be things about your mind that you want to change. Etc. You can figure this out I think. Of course, you will need to do something about the corpses. And each time this happens, you look just slightly more uncanny.


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3 months ago

Deciding how.. "smart" or something like that someone is based on how they function in an environment with every aspect fine-tuned for people who's brains function in a vastly different way from that person is like putting a professional artist in a Chemistry lab with an organization system that only the Chemist who owns the lab can understand and expecting them to cook a recipe they have never heard of and do not even know the ingredients for. With only the things already in the lab and a four minute time limit despite the minimum cook time of twenty-three days.


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