Bark🐾⁉️

The Caesar jokes are mandatory

Opening tumblr only a few days before the Ides of March

Yes! If you have them often enough!

are chronic migraines considered a disability 👎

Guys I just searched a tag on ao3 and got no results. I'm simultaneously like oo look at me having creative thoughts, and also I just wanna read fanfic.

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

My nephew's favorite movie is currently Cars l, so it's running constantly and basically the only thing I've gathered is that these two are gay for each other

And it caused land disputes to. Bc there were islands that belonged to New Jersey, but the river belonged to New York. So when they made the islands bigger, they had to decide if it went to Jersey or NY.

Pokemon Generation 2 takes Manhattan

Parent: makes child neurotic mess

Also, parent: makes fun of child for being a neurotic mess

How to get attention no glue no borax

I wish the default for me was "pretty good." I wish that nothing new happening meant my day went well. Unfortunately, I don't get that. If nothing out of the ordinary happened today, that means I was tired, I was in pain, and at least once I nearly cried. When I say nothing happened and you assume that means my day was alright, know that you were so, so wrong.

a siddur belonging to marilyn monroe, complete with her annotations in pencil. many remember her as a sex symbol who lived a difficult life, but few know of her conversion & devotion to judaism. "everybody's always out to get them, no matter what they do," said monroe. "like me."