The-one-and-only-ginger - ✨le Ginger✨

Honest mistake

I'm not a Sophie Foster apologist. I have nothing to apologize for she's great.

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dumdum lollipops pls

thanks you

today is not my birthday

Reblog this if today isn't your birthday

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

Linh: rips the rope to shreds with a mini whirlpool and catches herself with more water

Tam: *intimidating the rope*

The baby swans' methods of escaping the Exillium arch are so in character

Keefe: Successfully slips his ankle out of his boot, but doesn't plan past that and ends up crashing to the ground painfully, injuring himself and losing his pants

Dex: Creates an improvised knife from his vest buckles and uses it to cut the rope

Biana: Uses the arch itself to fray the rope

Fitz: backflips onto the arch and unties the rope by hand

Sophie: just straight-up sets fire to the arch. and herself.

(How do you think Tam and Linh did it?)

How could you!?!?!?!?!?

NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.

ATTENTION ALL IT IS A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG MAN'S BIRTHDAY

Everyone say happy 17th birthday to Sydney 🥳

And don’t forget pissing off teenagers plus making a fool out of politicians

Re reading the series because I’m on summer vacay.

The Neverseen really are just a bunch of theatre gays who commit a little more than the average amount of murder.

Pretty much. Murderous theater gays who enjoy gardening.