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Wandavision is so funny, imagine an entire government operation dedicated to studying and analyzing the fantasy life you use to cope

Sam and Bucky at...

HOME DEPOT (cause I love Home Depot) headcanon: this is very random and stupid sorry not sorry actually

Bucky half retiring and finding things to do around the house

They bought an old house in New Orleans and Buck doesn’t want ANYONE doing repairs except himself or Sam

Bucky is literally a malewife now, and he’s loving it: cooking, cleaning, gardening... he loves Sam’s smile when he comes home from a mission and there’s a big cake on the countertop

Because yes, Bucky did actually learn to cook at some point

Basically, doing mundane chores calms his mind and he can finally breathe

So on Sam’s week off, they both go to Home Depot.

“There’s a leak in the sink, I think I’m gonna replace it. Saw a nice one in the catalog”

“I want a faux marble countertop Sam, Rhodey has one and they’re really smooth...”

“What color do you prefer? Winter Mood white or Oatmeal white?”

Obviously, Sam would let him do whatever her wanted, the house was looking better than ever

Bucky’s smile when he parked made Sam’s heart flutter cause he. Is. WHIPPED

Bucky is a dad. Hands clasped behind his back as he walks through the aisles, leading the way for Sam and the cart

When a vendor asks if they need help, Bucky’s first thought is to say: “bitch please. I literally know how to build a house” but since he’s now polite, he smiles and asks them where the paint is, even though he already knows.

“Ok Sam? Can you go get me some wooden planks? Thanks baby”

“Doll? Come look at these lamps! They would look good in the living room don’t you think?”

And let me tell you. If he ever finds a 40’s inspired piece, lemme tell u he’s buying it

And when they come back home, he so happy cause he can already imagine how the house is gonna look like, and he can just picture his boyfriend in the middle of the new decorations

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Lol wrote this at 3 am

okay but like

what if the citizens of Arendelle all assume that Anna took the throne because Elsa died and all this talk of “Elsa lives in the woods now” is like the equivalent of oh yes we sent the dog to live on the farm upstate 

and that’s why Elsa didn’t go to the coronation/statue unveiling, because she knows and thinks it’s h i l a r i o u s and wants to see how long it takes Anna to realize literally everyone in the kingdom thinks Elsa is dead and is humoring her

Thought Elsa would look really good in short hair so

OMG SO TWO OF MY FRIENDS WENT TO ARMAGEDDON

AND

ONE OF MY FRIENDS

SHE SENT ME THIS PIC

Ethan’s keyboard says trans rights pass it along

Tony: so, do either of you want to tell me what the HELL you were thinking?

Harley: .....

Peter: ......

Tony: really? Nothing at all? No defense for your actions?

Harley: you’re not asking the right questions here Tony.

Tony: ok Harley than tell me, what is the right question to ask the teenagers that ruined their school’s museum trip by firing a CANNON at their BUS?!?!?

Peter: it wasn’t like we were trying to hit the bus!

Tony: that doesn’t matter Peter! You still got suspended! You know most kids are suspended for causing a fight NOT FOR CAUSING A CANNONFIRE!

Harley: the better question is why the hell did the museum have a loaded cannon in the first place?

Peter: yeah! Who keeps a cannonball in the cannon? It’s a museum, people vist all the time! I mean that’s just common sense.

Tony: you know what should also be common sense? To not PLAY WITH A F*CKING CANNON!

If you think that Fleur didn’t yell out, “And THATS FOR RUINING MY WEDDING!” while fighting Death Eaters, you are wrong, my friend.

Current mood: sitting on my bed crying my eyes out while real happy Disney songs play in the background

Feels kinda like some sort of dystopian apocalyptic type thing

Matt's got one thing right: