Matt's Got One Thing Right:

I keep reading so many Peter Parker in Gotham AU fanfics, and I got the worst idea ever

As most start outs go in these fics, Post SM:NWH Peter ends up in DC universe Gotham

Only difference? The Joker in this DC universe is actually an alternate version of Norman Osborn.

I know this sounds so dumb but like,,, imagine it. May died trying to help Norman, and Peter nearly threw away his morals to avenge her death by killing Norman himself. Now he's faced with another version of Osborn who is so much more fucked up, who's been through so much shit, and all Peter can see past that shitty clown make-up is the poor man who needed help who his aunt died trying to help. The man who went to FEAST knowing Peter could help. The man who one second was scared of everything including himself, and the next was laughing uncontrollably, even through the punches Peter pounded into him.

What if Peter decides Mays death won't be in vain. That even if this isn't the same Norman Osborn, he's going to help him and he won't die trying like May. He's going to avenge her death the right way.

Then cue the Bats freaking the FUCK out because???? As much as they beat the shit out of him, Bruce had spent years trying to help him, then this homeless and totally adoptable kid shows up out of nowhere and is breaking past the Joker and to the real man trapped behind it all?????

WE ARE LOVE PATROL ALPHA!!!!!

SHIIIIIT WHO'S EXCITED FOR FROZEN 2

CUZ THIS BITCH IS

OMG SO TWO OF MY FRIENDS WENT TO ARMAGEDDON

AND

ONE OF MY FRIENDS

SHE SENT ME THIS PIC

Fuck yeah, it's a bop.

M'kay bitches, listen up. I'm about to tell you a story.

SO, last night, me, my mum, and my sister were all painting yesterday. Why? Because mum made us and we all agreed and I thought "eh, why not?"

So we painted.

I had no idea as to what I should do, so I decided on something Fandom related. And my brain was hardwired to Buzzfeed Unsolved at the current time. I drew out a plan, had to redraw that entire thing onto painting paper, and got underway.

This is the finished product.

I finished the writing aspect of it a while ago, but everyrhing else qas done last night because i was roo stubborn to put the laintbrush back down after we had tea.

Also, mum wanted to keep it, and this was our conversation:

"It looks great, honey, now put it over here."

"What, why?"

"Because I want it!"

"WeLl ThAt'S tOo BaD."

So yeah, just wanted to present this, and I'm pretty proud of it I think.

See ya.

family game night🎲

GAY BUZZFEED INTERN!!!!! IM GOING TO MISS YOU AND UR INCREDIBLY GAY POSTS !!!!!!!!!

I saw a post a while ago that joked about how fanfic writers love to give characters non-specific paperwork when they need the characters to be bored or tired from a long day. They speculated it’s because a lot of fanfic writers are either very young, or typically not very familiar with the jobs they’re writing about. And now that I’m back into reading merlin fanfiction I’m obsessed with how the equivalence of this for Arthur is shit to do with wheat and grain. Merlin wants to know where Arthur is? Oh he’s probably in a boring council meeting about wheat yields. Why has Arthur had a long day? Well he was spending all day surveying the grain storage for the upcoming winter. Arthur’s been arguing with other nobles? Probably because they all want more of the grain grown on their own land. This man is micro managing every single stalk grown in the kingdom of camelot no wonder he never noticed merlin’s magic

Let's just take the time to appreciate this.