My #1 Priority Politically Is Making Sure We Bring Back Cowboys But More Explicitly Homoerotic

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

the lady and her knight

The inherent eroticism of the sea

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

they call me Peace bc aliens be cuming in me 😩👏👽

victor i got a sunburn while i was outside. will you use your medical expertise to fix it please

Alone Vera

luna, ginny, hermione, and their feminist bookclub. (this was a commissioned piece by sarah steelman and SO MUCH FUN to create!)

“Why are you Like This.”

“Severe childhood trauma.”

“Oh.”

“Also, I’m gay.”